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Lindsay Lohan - How to dress like a slut for church

post #1 of 63
Thread Starter 
Lindsay Lohan wore the following outfit to church for her little brother's First Communion. Notice that the dress is so tight her thong is showing!
post #2 of 63
More to the point, it's an ugly dress and doesn't suit her.
post #3 of 63
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Originally posted by Alice in Wonderland
More to the point, it's an ugly dress and doesn't suit her.
Right you are, It does not suit her at all.
post #4 of 63
Absolutely. I wouldn't classify it in the "Whore" category insomuch as I would put it in the "Good lord, what the FUCK are you wearing?" category.

What the fuck is up with those shoes?
post #5 of 63
Thread Starter 
I am beginning to wonder if it was really her little brother's First Communion she was attending.

From the looks of her dress and shoes, it looks like she's going to Zulene and Larry Joe's wedding.
post #6 of 63
She turned the priest straight.
post #7 of 63
Looks like Gutsy McGutserson is showing in the one pic.
post #8 of 63
Girls her age usually dress provocatively (read: slutty) at inappropriate occasions ... she's only getting called on it because she's famous (and in the brightest part of the spotlight at the moment). Although, I wonder if this picture was REALLY taken when she was attending her brother's communion ... she was probably just shopping or something.
post #9 of 63
The dress is weird looking, that's for sure.
post #10 of 63
That dress reveals her flabby stomach. Gross.
post #11 of 63
Oh my GOD, like, earth-shattering news!

Seriously, I don't see where the correlation that because she wears a thong, it automatically makes her a "slut". Just a really weird dress ensemble - that's it.
post #12 of 63
A teenager dresses in a trashy, unflattering ensemble to an inappropriate occasion? Get outta town.
post #13 of 63
What a hideous outfit. I don't see anything slutty about it though, it's just unappealing.
post #14 of 63
The only reason I used to go to church was to see the teenage skeezies dressed as such. Glad to see that the trend is still alive.
post #15 of 63
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Originally posted by Mayhem
That dress reveals her flabby stomach. Gross.
Yeah, how dare she have a normal body?

She should start doing coke and/or throwing up, pronto!
post #16 of 63
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Originally posted by mastronikolas
Yeah, how dare she have a normal body?

She should start doing coke and/or throwing up, pronto!
Thank you! There is nothing wrong with her body. She looks like a normal, healthy female, not a heroin chic model.
post #17 of 63
So it's either heroin cnic or flabby? No in between? Man, what a shitty world. Fat people are so defensive.
post #18 of 63
slutty dress? no.
awful dress? yup.
body? nothing wrong about it.
kid brother's communion? not likely.
post #19 of 63
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Originally posted by Mayhem
That dress reveals her flabby stomach. Gross.
Most delayed double post ever!
post #20 of 63
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Originally posted by Mayhem
So it's either heroin cnic or flabby? No in between? Man, what a shitty world. Fat people are so defensive.
you consider Lindsay fat and flabby? ... uh, ok? You do realize you're quite insane, right?
post #21 of 63
Yes, BREAST IMPLANTS are perfectly normal and natural, after all.
post #22 of 63
The dress looks like one of the many that she wore at the MTV Movie Awards...
post #23 of 63
To be honest, she is a bit flabby.

If that was a guy with a similar stomach, or anything other than a ripped six-pack, then nobody would have a problem with dismissing him as flabby.
post #24 of 63
Her figure is great, but you should check out her official site and read some of the texts she wrote in her journal. Christ, she's such a pop culture teen ! Decreases her attractivity quite much.
post #25 of 63
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Originally posted by Chris Myers, TMR
Her figure is great, but you should check out her official site and read some of the texts she wrote in her journal. Christ, she's such a pop culture teen ! Decreases her attractivity quite much.
Why does it surprise people that, behind the breast implants, Lindsey Lohan is just an average teenage girl? Her "journal" entries (all of which run along the lines of "soooo sorry i havent updated but im reeeeeally busy filming stuff lolol ... xoxoxo bye guys") look just like any other Livejournal user. Self-aware teenyboppers (especially ones that are likely as sheltered and pampered as Lohan) are the exception, not the rule. See Mandy Moore for a nice contrast.
post #26 of 63
This chick is pretty gross.

Why people have such a hard-on for her is beyond me.
post #27 of 63
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Originally posted by ekm
This chick is pretty gross.

Why people have such a hard-on for her is beyond me.
Glad I'm not the only one that finds her absolutely overrated.
post #28 of 63
I see hotter 13 year-olds at the mall.
post #29 of 63
That's where she was discovered, wasn't it?
post #30 of 63
OMG! LOL XOXOXXX LL

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Hey everyone!!! Wassssssssup? Well, i've been having crazy weeks.. some photo shoots, had Allure today, it was SO cold in NYC, and i had to wear tank tops, skirts, sandals, i mean, like in 30 degrees and below!!!! outside, by the water!! omg.. cold like whoaaa. But it was fine, cuz i spoke to Ashton Kutcher on the phone. We have the same publiscist and it was tiight, he's a sweetie. I can't wait til i go to Florida to the warm weather and then come back here and be able to drive my car when it's warm lol. I got my car last week and it's so amazing, i'm stoked that i actually have a car now, it's kinda sareal. Well, i gotta go to bed, i'm so tired, i'll try and write more tomorrow.. GOIN TO WATCH PUNK'D!!!!!!!.. xoxox LL
I would probably flay myself if I ever talked to her more than five seconds.

http://www.llrocks.com/journal.html
post #31 of 63
Lohan Apologizes to Mental Health Watchdogs

Teen star Lindsay Lohan has apologized to mental health watchdogs who slammed her for repeatedly using the word "retarded" in interviews. The Mean Girls actress, 17, has used the slang term several times in recent chats with journalists, using it to deflect questions about her alleged breast implants, to describe the paparazzi and to rubbish reports of a feud with rival star Hilary Duff. And Maryland, America based mental health organization The ARC Of The United States president Lorriane Sheehan is not happy. She says, "There are few more deeply wounding words than these, which are painful reminders that people with disabilities are still not fully welcome in our society." But Lohan's spokeswoman Leslie Sloane Zelnik says her client had no intention of upsetting people suffering from mental or physical disabilities at all. Zelnik says, "It wasn't meant to offend anyone - it was used as slang. She'll be more cautious and conscious in the future."

Lindsay Lohan @ IMDB.com


OMG!!! That's sooooooo retarded! ... another soul is claimed by the gaping vortex of Political Correctness! Teenagers everywhere are stuck for a word to, like, explain how stupid things are. THE HORROR!!!
post #32 of 63


Lindsay is NOT flabby. She's pretty hot, particularly for a 17 year old. Let's see how she holds up though. Most teen stars have a bit of trouble keeping their figures once they hit age 21, 22.

There's no denying she is a bit of a ditz though.
post #33 of 63
It could've been the Molly Hatchett t-shirt with the executioner guy on it, the bloody ax, and under his foot's the severed head.

"It's church! You're supposed to forgive people there! So you hate my shirt. Forgive me; let me come in!"
post #34 of 63
She's also not even 18 years old yet, and when she wrote that journal entry, she had just turned 17. A LOT of girls that age act like that. It doesn't mean they're stupid or ditzy, it's just the way it goes.

Also, for all those saying that she's had breast implants, if that's the case, I'd have to applaude the doctor because I certainly can't tell. But it does bring me to the larger question of burgeoning female sexuality in our culture. I bring it up because I remember a couple years back when we were all saying the same thing about Britney Spears. The question isn't "are they or aren't they" but "why do you care so much?"
post #35 of 63
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Originally posted by Diva


Lindsay is NOT flabby. She's pretty hot, particularly for a 17 year old. Let's see how she holds up though. Most teen stars have a bit of trouble keeping their figures once they hit age 21, 22.

There's no denying she is a bit of a ditz though.
Is is just me, or are there random body parts in the background. Is anyone else disturbed by this>?
post #36 of 63
That's Lindsay's 3rd leg, and it would be nice if you had the decency not to call attention to it.
post #37 of 63
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Originally posted by jujubes78
Is is just me, or are there random body parts in the background. Is anyone else disturbed by this>?
Holy SHIT! I never even noticed that other person laying on the bed ... I guess I was, uh, staring at "other" things.
post #38 of 63
It's ok man, your allowed to say you were looking at her tits.
post #39 of 63
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Originally posted by Diva
That picture looks fake as hell to me. It looks like that head has been pasted on.
post #40 of 63
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Originally posted by DrVenkman
It's ok man, your allowed to say you were looking at her tits.
Yeah ... it's true ... but it wasn't just those. It was the whole package of exposed skin and such. So I figured "other things" would cover the whole shebang.
post #41 of 63
Yeah, I'd say that picture is, if not fake, then airbrushed 2 t3h m4x.

Just compare it to the picture at the top of this page.

Come ooooon.
post #42 of 63
No one got the Freaks and Geeks reference? For shame.
post #43 of 63
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Originally posted by Rath/Brendan
No one got the Freaks and Geeks reference? For shame.
Oh I got it and it gave me quite a chuckle. You get a 1UP Super Mario style.
post #44 of 63
Diva, she's not flabby in that pic, but I'd waget that was taken some time before the pic that this thread is about.
post #45 of 63
She's not flabby but she's got a bad case of orange makeup in that photo.
post #46 of 63
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Originally posted by Brendan
Looks like Gutsy McGutserson is showing in the one pic.
Exactly. She's got a beer gut going on there. Horrible.
post #47 of 63
btw, the body parts in the background of that other pic are utterly distracting. that's all i saw the first time i looked at it.

and for the record, Lindsay has a nice, curvy figure, but i would never categorize her as "hot".
post #48 of 63
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Originally posted by Rance
and for the record, Lindsay has a nice, curvy figure, but i would never categorize her as "hot".
Out of curiousity ... who would you consider "hot"?
post #49 of 63
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Originally posted by Mr. Freeze
Out of curiousity ... who would you consider "hot"?
This.

http://www.jake25.com/Pictures/Jessi...icaBiel12.html
post #50 of 63
Agreed.
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