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Originally posted by alice's girl (chucky's ex) Or you could simply move to London. For some reason it worked for me, haven't suffered from hayfever since I moved in... |
That's because anything as natural as pollen is destroyed by a citywide cloak of grime and soot long before it can assault your sinuses. You may not get hayfever, but you just swap it for nasal passages full of jet-black carcinogenic mucus.
I never used to get hayfever, but these past few years it's started to creep up on me. It used to be a few sneezes and congestion in the morning, but it's getting to the point now where I'm considering hitting the chemist for something to make the snuffling stop.