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Leather and Me...

post #1 of 5
6/12/04 at 11:47am
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I have to apologize, both you to fine Chewers who've endured my absence for so long, and to the leather.

I thought I was mature enough to handle its wiles, keep my own inhibitions in check, but alas. The leather defeated me once again. I shudder at my very core at the burgeoning madness that wells up in me whenever dried beef and I share a moment and I fear that one day it will consume me. There's irony in being devoured by the devoured, but all I can do is hang my head in shame at the overpowering dread I feel when I realize how I've mistreated the leather.

I'm truly sorry, forgive me leather.
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post #2 of 5
6/12/04 at 1:22pm
If I didn't actually know Steve Murphy, I'd swear he was an imaginary Chewer.
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post #3 of 5
6/12/04 at 3:06pm
I always though he was a robot programmed to play PKG tunes. I remain suspicious.
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post #4 of 5
6/12/04 at 8:18pm
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This is exibit A-3 as to what happens when you forget to log out.
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post #5 of 5
6/12/04 at 9:40pm
2 wks ago...I purchased some new...upper leather skechers...

Just today, I scuffed the front of them. There were screams of agony and long-winded expletives following this tragic occurance.

Needless to say, I will be buffing and polishing deep into the night with my handy-dandy Kiwi Polish Kit. (it's massive and covers black and brown leather...4 brushes, two rags...etc...oh yeah!)

LEATHER FREAK!!
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