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post #1 of 100
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Is he allowed to talk as much shit as he does because he's a contributor to the site? And if so, doesn't that set a bad tone for CHUD?

Yeah, go ahead, flame me and talk about what a bullshit thread this is; but the simple fact is that everytime I see this guy post, he's a condascending prick who thinks it's his job to tell everyone how wrong they are about whatever it is that they're saying.
post #2 of 100
That's two questions, innit?
post #3 of 100
Artist Lyrics: Ray Stevens
Song Lyrics: The Streak
Album Lyrics: Collection


(Reporter):
Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news
that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There
seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he
come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,
nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't
look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

(Chorus)
Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

(Reporter):
This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas
station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared
out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't
have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin'
her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too
late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of
the shock absorbers.

(Chorus)
He ain't crude, look at that, look at that
He ain't lewd, look at that, look at that
He's just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to turn the other cheek
Look at that, look at that
He's always makin' the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique

(Reporter):
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering
the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow
cone. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, right
down the middle of the court. Didn't have on nothing but his PF's.
Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand. I hollered up
at Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd
already got a free shot. Grandstandin', right there in front of the
home team.

(Chorus) (Witness):
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Here he comes again.
Look at that, look at that Who's that with him?
The fastest thing on two feet Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?
Look at that, look at that What do you think you're
He's just as proud as he can be doin'? You git your
Of his anatomy clothes on!
He's gonna give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Ethel! Where you goin'?
Look at that, look at that Ethel, you shameless
He likes to show off his physique hussy! Say it isn't so,
Look at that, look at that Ethel! Ethelllllll!!!
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique


I love streakers, don't you?
post #4 of 100
Can you people PLEASE just fucking get over Devin already?

Sheesh.
post #5 of 100
Mike's better than Joel.
post #6 of 100
who want's taco's? (didn't we do this last week with big rich....)
post #7 of 100
T.V.'s Frank beats 'em both.
post #8 of 100
What was your favorite scene in Hellboy?
post #9 of 100
More importantly, Lindsay Lohan - surgically enhanced or no?
post #10 of 100
this one time at bandcamp...bunny taught me some annoying tricks.

(jesus that was tedious to do)
post #11 of 100
Hey, the Olsen Twins are legal as of this weekend. So some of you don't have to feel quite as guilty now! NEW YORK MINUTE, indeed!
post #12 of 100
Almost forgot:

Can we PLEASE settle what's better: Star Wars, The Matrix, or Lord of the Rings?

No answers under 2000 words and 30 exclamation points, please.
post #13 of 100
Quote:
Originally posted by Micah Robinson
Almost forgot:

Can we PLEASE settle what's better: Star Wars, The Matrix, or Lord of the Rings?

No answers under 2000 words and 30 exclamation points, please.
WTF? You don't even include the Star Trek movies? BULLSHIT.
post #14 of 100
A: Pretty much.
post #15 of 100
screw em.

someone post some shonda farr pic's please....

star wars - if only because of slave leia...the other trilogy's wish they had that kind of skin flashing (excluding the blindness inducing rave scene in reloaded)
post #16 of 100
Have I mentioned that I think Riddick looks succulent
like this?

post #17 of 100
the real question dev - boxers or briefs?
post #18 of 100
I think the question should be whether Geoge Lucas is a good film maker, or is he just good at stealing from 50s western and samurai flicks.
post #19 of 100
Quote:
Originally posted by mongycore
the real question dev - boxers or briefs?
boxer briefs, actually. that sounds like the john kerry waffle answer, but it's true.
post #20 of 100
do they have designs or lettering of any kind, like - git-r-done?
post #21 of 100
Question to end all questions, Dev.

THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU ANSWER.

Ahem.

Q: Which Radio Shack pitch team is more effective - Howie Long/Teri Hatcher or Ving Rhames/Vanessa L. Williams?

Oh, and by effective, I mean which one inspires you most to shop anywhere but at Radio Shack.
post #22 of 100
Shaq still gets no love from Micah. East Coast Bias.
post #23 of 100
Quote:
Originally posted by Donald Wiskerando
Shaq still gets no love from Micah. East Coast Bias.
Not true. It's just that when I think Shaq now, it's always Shaq and Percy and their clever little debate on how to pronounce "caramel." That one's a doozy.
post #24 of 100
If this thread were Steve Railsback, he'd be simply Steve's back. Neener.
post #25 of 100
Jordan's Ball Park Franks spots have them all beat.
post #26 of 100
Show 'em my motto!
post #27 of 100
Quote:
Originally posted by mongycore
someone post some shonda farr pic's please....
post #28 of 100
Mike knows how to have fun, Joel's eith too gloomy or retarded.

Rock on, Mike!
post #29 of 100

boo

I should have said hot shonda farr pic.
post #30 of 100
Devin gets away with what he gets away with because he sucks a mean dick. End of story.
post #31 of 100
ekm, check out my update on the main page today. There should be something in it to send you into further paroxysms of hate.
post #32 of 100
There's a main page?
post #33 of 100
Did you hear George Bush senior went sky-diving to celebrate his 80th birthday?
post #34 of 100
Answer me this Dev; Colgate, Aquafresh or Crest???
post #35 of 100
Tandem jump.
Pussy.
post #36 of 100
I'm just glad he didn't die, lest I open up the paper for another week and see the headline "A LEGACY REMEMBERED" every single day.
post #37 of 100
How cool would it have been if his partner was actually a suicide assassin who unbuckled the chute pack?
post #38 of 100
Quote:
Originally posted by BobClark
How cool would it have been if his partner was actually a suicide assassin who unbuckled the chute pack?
Thank you for the laugh.
post #39 of 100
cooler would be if the assasin was Patrick Swayze.
post #40 of 100
Quote:
Originally posted by mongycore
cooler would be if the assasin was Patrick Swayze.
Cooler still: Bush falls through a space-time wormhole while skydiving and suddenly the Lincoln Memorial has his face.

Chilling.

Or, chillin'.
post #41 of 100
From the CNN article:

Quote:
Two Secret Service agents accompanied Bush on the plane, but did not jump.
I guess all of the Ex-Presidents get the really wimpy secret service guys. They'll scream "NOOOOOOOOO!!!" and dive in front of bullets all day long, but as soon as they're required to jump out of an airplane they get cold feet.
post #42 of 100
How come people make threads like this and don't post in them again? Wasn't this guy looking for discussion?
post #43 of 100
Quote:
Originally posted by Nick Nunziata
Devin gets away with what he gets away with because he sucks a mean dick. End of story.
Not that I'm going to use it, but that's a sig quote if I've ever seen one. Nunz is giving Michael Bay a run for his money in that category.
post #44 of 100
Quote:
Originally posted by devincf
How come people make threads like this and don't post in them again? Wasn't this guy looking for discussion?
I think he realized that the thread was a lost cause (for him).
post #45 of 100
Quote:
Originally posted by Nick Nunziata
Devin gets away with what he gets away with because he sucks a mean dick. End of story.
Here's PROOF!!!

NOT WORK SAFE
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post #46 of 100
Go back to SP, you photo-shopping troll.
post #47 of 100
My friend Brady made that. I love that picture.
post #48 of 100
Yeah. Photoshopped. Riiiiiiiight...
post #49 of 100
bah, screw all this. Someone give me the top 10 reasons why:

a) Bill Paxton is better than Bill Pullman.

and

b) Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk.
post #50 of 100
... and you've been wondering why CHUD sucks, lately?
Just read this thread, people.
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