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Pre Release "White Girls"

post #1 of 31
Thread Starter 
Those commercials are giving me nightmares.
post #2 of 31
*shivers*

I don't know what bothers me the most. The costumes or the title of the film.
post #3 of 31

Re: Pre Release "White Girls"

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Originally posted by BobClark
Those commercials are giving me nightmares.
Same here. This movie scares me more than one way. I saw this preview with a full audience, everyone laughed, not at it but with it. I have no faith in society anymore.
post #4 of 31
Thread Starter 
The contacts they wear make them look lifeless.
post #5 of 31
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Originally posted by BobClark
The contacts they wear make them look lifeless.
Exactly, and their skin is ultra pale, which makes it look even worse.
post #6 of 31
So did they use CGI to achieve the "white chick" transformation?
post #7 of 31
Those glazed over eyes and off color skin pigment make me think when as children they were third degree burn victims needing a long and painful series of skin grafts. Disturbing, and even without that it still looks to me like a brutally unfunny movie.
post #8 of 31
They totally ripped off Weekend at Bernies. I mean, c'mon. I can accept that people would believe that ONE corpse was alive, but TWO of them walking around? No way.


Why do they need to impersonate them anyways? Do they murder them or something?
post #9 of 31
You know, upon futher thought I'm offended by this movie and insulted. I feel oppressed.
post #10 of 31
This thread makes my balls ache in a bad way. I never want to see White Girls or the Wayans Bros. mentioned here ever again, ya hear?
post #11 of 31
Thread Starter 
This movie would make David Cronenberg squirm uncomfortably in his seat.
post #12 of 31
Here's a premise:

Bob and John, two hip-happening white wanna-be actors who can't catch a break in hollywood, decide to break 'n through THE 'Hood. UPN seems to be handing out sit-coms to any urbanites strutting past the entrance gates, just so happens that's what Bob and John are doing after investing in baggy clothes, dazzling dizzangling blingity-bling and shoe polish,

Enter Gabrielle Union, an up-and-coming journalistic who's got Front Page chops, but only backstage props as a local TV columnist. On the day she's to interview Bob and John, aka Meth-Ob and Red-Jon, her All-Access pass gets her into more than she bargained for, like Bob and John's dressing room, pre-shoe shine! Damn, yo, what a dizzlemma.

Now Bob and John don't know what Gabrielle isn't supposed to know. Add to that a budding bit of puppy-love between interviewer and interviewee, John and Gabrielle.

Will Miss Union use her secret story to make her dream Headlines come true or does she stay true to her lover John, for true?

All's fair in the game of love and fame... or is it?

Coming to theatres this summer it's: Whack n' White!
post #13 of 31
I love that this is in the Creature Corner. Its fitting because thats some really scary shit that makeup.
post #14 of 31
It's true, they look like evil zombie mannequins.
post #15 of 31
Father Merrin cannot save the soul who desires seeing this.
post #16 of 31
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I saw this preview with a full audience, everyone laughed, not at it but with it. I have no faith in society anymore.
Same here. Twice I've been in a packed theater and both times people were busting out laughing like they hadn't seen a movie this funny in years.

And I quote David Cross when referring to the popularity of The Simple Life:

"The terrorists hate our freedom? I HATE OUR FREEDOM...THIS IS WHAT WE'VE DONE WITH IT??? WE'RE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES..."
post #17 of 31
I thought this flick was called "White Chicks" not "White Girls"? Did they change the title to make it politically correct?

At any rate I don't think this looks like it could be any worse than MRS. DOUBTFIRE.
post #18 of 31
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by Wetbones
I thought this flick was called "White Chicks" not "White Girls"? Did they change the title to make it politically correct?

Actually, I found out it is called White Chicks. I'm glad I didn't know that.

Oops. Did I just bump this accursed thread?
post #19 of 31
Niah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!

They'll tear your soul apart!!!!



post #20 of 31
6 writers are credited on this movie.


666?
post #21 of 31
This thread is hilarious! We should all go see the movie together!
post #22 of 31
Coming the Summer of 2005:
Pootie Tang 2
post #23 of 31
Wow, definitely scary
post #24 of 31
Thread Starter 
Bumping, in the name of Lucifer.
post #25 of 31
Quote:
Originally posted by fabfunk
6 writers are credited on this movie.


666?

lol.. i think even the BEAST has some taste.
post #26 of 31
Why was Marlon Wayan's even in Requiem For a Dream? I think he actually showed some potential. Too bad, he should think about not doing crap like this.....
post #27 of 31
You know what terrifies me even more then the costumes? The fact that a bunch of teens are going to rush out and see this, and a bunch ot them won't even know that the Dawn of the Dead remake is a remake. Why are films like this popuar but Session 9 bomded in thearters? It makes me worry about the future of our country.
post #28 of 31
I'm only 16 but i've seen all the Classic films whether they'r famous for how bad they are or how good and during the DotD remake someone behind me said "Who is Johnny Cash?" so i stood up and moved to the back of the theater
post #29 of 31
Stuff like this gets a huge theatrical release while films like May have a hard time getting any attention from the theater chains. Where is the justice?
post #30 of 31
I look at like this now: let the proletariat sheep have their opiates like this to keep them asleep. I'll take solance in the fact that I was the only person in my circle of friends that saw something like "Bubba Ho-Tep" in a theater. I feel like a better man for that.
post #31 of 31
The foywonder reviews WHITE CHICKS:

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=17863

Wow.
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