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post #1 of 24
6/20/04 at 11:47pm
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You get down on your knees and start praying..................At a club.


Yep, That's when I know. (Not me of course) I was out dancing the other day and they were playing New Order(bizarre love triangle). I saw this guy dancing and was pretty plastered the tunes came on and I tottally told my friend- I bet you anything that guy is going to get down on his knees- and sure thing thats when I said- He is so wasted... Boy was he down praying for a long time too..


Mine is I know Im gone when- I start to talk alot and start rambling on about something that has nothing to do with the subject we were on in the first place.. My friend will be having this conversation about guys, then Ill say "Speaking of dogs I saw this movie the other day about this girl cutting out womens uterus and it was so great, bla, blah, blah ,blah...




So my question :
What is we all know what to look for when your at the stage before or during your drunken state?
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post #2 of 24
6/20/04 at 11:54pm
Inarticulate rambling sentences; symptomatic of a loss of control over basic language functions.
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post #3 of 24
6/21/04 at 12:01am
You wake up in the bed of a person you've never met, missing your shirt but your suit is still on, and said suit smells of dried piss and stale vomit.
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post #4 of 24
6/21/04 at 12:07am

Re: You know your Drunk when.......

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Originally posted by kill-Ichi Kill
What is we all know what to look for when your at the stage before or during your drunken state?
Were you drunk when you wrote this?
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post #5 of 24
6/21/04 at 12:18am
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I know everytime I read this.

I was like- This sounds like I'm drunk right now....


See Im doing it again....and to answer your question. No im not drunk.



Okay, here is the real question





How can you tell when your drunk?
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post #6 of 24
6/21/04 at 12:32am
When you're in a bathtub, soaking wet, and you're telling your friend how much you love her relationship with her boyfriend, and how they need to get married.
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post #7 of 24
6/21/04 at 12:43am
1. Having no control of verbal skills....rambling on about random things that have no pertinence to anything.....mumbling

2. Stumbling around the room having the time of your life doing nothing but bumping into walls.

3. Make out with your best friend's girlfriend, in front of him. Sleep with said girlfriend.

4. Wake up in bed with a girl you dont remember ever meeting. Not remember what happened. Not remember where you are.

5. Sleeping on the most uncomfortable of surfaces and being completely happy.

6. Waking up on the floor of someone's kitchen, in a pool of your own vomit...having no idea where you are or what happened.

I could go on for hours wiht this list.
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post #8 of 24
6/21/04 at 10:57am
when you say drunk do you mean buzzed, slightly buzzed, wasted, gone, fucked up, sloshed, blotto... 'cause when i'm fucked up i usually don't realize it, but when i'm drunk, it's when the mediocre bar suddenly turns into the playboy mansion, ...
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post #9 of 24
6/21/04 at 11:17am
1. When you think other people want to read about you being drunk as if it's some achievement.

2. When you forget that it's "you're" instead of "your".
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post #10 of 24
6/21/04 at 11:21am
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Originally posted by Nick Nunziata
1. When you think other people want to read about you being drunk as if it's some achievement.
Actually I think its people having some fun with themselves. Ya gotta be able to laugh at yourself sometimes.
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post #11 of 24
6/21/04 at 11:43am
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Originally posted by Brian Ross
Actually I think its people having some fun with themselves. Ya gotta be able to laugh at yourself sometimes.
I try to. I just get tired of those "I'm drunk and online" posts and threads.
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post #12 of 24
6/21/04 at 12:13pm
Thats understandable but I dont think there hasn't been to much of those recently.
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post #13 of 24
6/21/04 at 3:49pm
Who was it that said "you know you're drunk when you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth"?
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post #14 of 24
6/21/04 at 4:18pm
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You know your Drunk when.......

Umm, I dunno. You live with him/her, or are familiar with him her on at least a semi-personal basis.
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post #15 of 24
6/21/04 at 6:21pm
When you can't find your way out of a small bathroom.
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post #16 of 24
6/21/04 at 6:32pm

Re: You know your Drunk when.......

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Originally posted by kill-Ichi Kill
You get down on your knees and start praying..................At a club.


Yep, That's when I know. (Not me of course) I was out dancing the other day and they were playing New Order(bizarre love triangle). I saw this guy dancing and was pretty plastered the tunes came on and I tottally told my friend- I bet you anything that guy is going to get down on his knees- and sure thing thats when I said- He is so wasted... Boy was he down praying for a long time too..
That's just the new dance craze for that song, like spelling YMCA or flapping your wings for the chicken dance.
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post #17 of 24
6/21/04 at 6:34pm
--Anywhere you need to walk to seems 10 miles away, but is only about 5 feet away.
--That toliet that needed cleaning makes for a good resting spot.
--Puking is wonderful.
--That girl you though was ugly and nasty is looking really tasty cause you haven't gotten any action yet.
--Movies that sucked kick ass for some reason.
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post #18 of 24
6/21/04 at 7:45pm
- When the ground suddenly seems like the nicest place in the world
- Someone you know waves to you and you push yourself into the wall and turn your head, somehow thinking that way they can't see you.
- Your lighter seems like the most complicated contraption in the world
- You alternate between rambling nonsense and laughing hysterically at everything your friends say.
- It feels as if a warm heavy blanket is weighing you down
- You feel slightly nauseated and yet intense euphoria is sweeping over you in waves
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post #19 of 24
6/22/04 at 11:30am
When you need to take a piss, so you go, but somehow mistake the dryer for a urinal.

Seriously, my best friend's new husband did this last weekend.
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post #20 of 24
6/22/04 at 1:11pm
You know when:

you ask the nearest person to you for a pen to write down your will and hope to god that your legal affairs are all in order on that cocktail napkin before you die from alcohol poisoning. I mean, even in those moment, I think to myself that I wouldn't want the state taking all my shit.
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post #21 of 24
6/23/04 at 6:36pm
It's your first night in your new house, and you piss in your suitcase, before you've unpacked it.
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post #22 of 24
6/24/04 at 1:35am
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Originally posted by Brian Ross
Thats understandable but I dont think there hasn't been to much of those recently.
I had a feeling you finally kicked the bottle.
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post #23 of 24
6/24/04 at 7:56am
Dispite the fact you are beggining to feel dizzy and the room is spinning downing that double shot of whisky is a great idea
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post #24 of 24
6/24/04 at 8:18am
...your name is Dylan.

...you start getting a headache and feeling hungover, even when you're still drinking alcohol.
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