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Fred Durst tries to get in Avril's pants

post #1 of 15
6/22/04 at 2:28pm
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Or so she claims

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Fred Durst, who seems to have oodles of free time these days, is hitting back at claims he tried to seduce Avril Lavigne by buying the hungry faux punk rocker some In-N-Out burgers and fries. In an interview with Rolling Stone, Lavigne explained that soon after the Limp Bizkit frontman sprung for the tasty fast-food treats, "... he took a private jet out to one of my shows, expecting me to b**g him. He was disappointed that I wouldn't even go near him. He was a little p***ed that I went to my room alone that night." Not so, says Durst. "Maybe she's in denial," he was quoted as telling an Illinois radio station. "I don't really know her, but I guess she's cooler than I thought since she can just get on and make up some s**t and talk s**t. So maybe she's as cool as everyone else out there. It's kind of weird. I'm sure I'll bump into her somewhere sometime. Some skate-punk party."
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post #2 of 15
6/22/04 at 2:45pm
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but I guess she's cooler than I thought since she can just get on and make up some s**t and talk s**t.
If she is talking shit she learned from the master.

I tend to believe the sk8er gryl because I heard Fred talking about how cute she was and that he'd like to "meet" her on MTV. I think it was after that crappy Gothica video when he molested Halle Berry.

Fred needs help.
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post #3 of 15
6/22/04 at 4:27pm
Fuck Fred Durst. Fuck him up his stupid ass. I'm going to make this my new sig.
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post #4 of 15
6/22/04 at 10:35pm
He likes them young. I do not see what he sees in avril.
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post #5 of 15
6/23/04 at 1:05am
Avril looks like Axl Rose. Ugh.

Durst said he tossed Britney Spears' salad, too, did he not? I bet he would impress a chick with some fast food; sounds like his kind of game.
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post #6 of 15
6/23/04 at 5:43am
He sounds like every maiden's prayer.
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post #7 of 15
6/23/04 at 8:34am
He sounds like that creepy guy you know that always looks at you like he knows what you look like naked.

*shudder*
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post #8 of 15
6/23/04 at 10:49pm
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He sounds like that creepy guy you know that always looks at you like he knows what you look like naked.
You mean every guy?
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post #9 of 15
6/24/04 at 1:03am
It wouldn't surprise me if this was true. Fred would do something like try to impress a girl with fast food. He's probably writing a song about it right now....
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post #10 of 15
6/24/04 at 7:27am
Yeah, but whats worse, the creepyness of an attempted 'banging' by 30+ year old Fred, or the profound heinousness of this writing style, "...after the Limp Bizkit frontman sprung for the tasty fast-food treats..."?

I mean, I FEEL for Avril, but I've got to save my own eyes/brain.
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post #11 of 15
6/24/04 at 3:37pm
"Do you think that I was gonna give it up to you
Nanenanena"


She is a hardcore sk8er chick, and she takes her sexing seriously.
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post #12 of 15
6/24/04 at 7:10pm
I think both of these posuers are made for one another, but Avril at least has, I guess, some standards.
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post #13 of 15
6/25/04 at 1:07am
Aha! See, if Avril WAS punk, she would have slept with him and then cut off his penis and fed it to Scott Stapp.

Wait, am I still concious?
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post #14 of 15
6/25/04 at 11:32am
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Originally posted by fabfunk
Aha! See, if Avril WAS punk, she would have slept with him and then cut off his penis and fed it to Scott Stapp.

Wait, am I still concious?
No, see, that would be far too awesome. It would've snapped the fabric of reality like a cheap rubber band.
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post #15 of 15
6/25/04 at 1:17pm
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No, see, that would be far too awesome. It would've snapped the fabric of reality like a cheap rubber band.
But Avril is not a punk, but some Canadian teen that was turned into the anti-Britney Spears.

Come to think of it, why are we saying that Fred Durst is lying? I did not think he was lying when he said he did Britney.
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