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DMX Arrested

post #1 of 32
6/25/04 at 10:27am
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What? No Seagal or Jet Li?
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post #2 of 32
6/25/04 at 3:24pm
He has all this money and he tried to steal a car? DUMBASS!
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post #3 of 32
6/25/04 at 4:33pm
One day, I am going to see Earl Simmons on the street. I will approach him, hand him a pen and a piece of paper, and ask:

"May I have your autograph Mr. Jay-Zee?"
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post #4 of 32
6/25/04 at 4:39pm
What a shitheel. I'm surprised they didn't also get him for impersonating an officer. All that money and he still wants to get his dumb ass in a cell. He might as well have never gotten out of the ghetto.
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post #5 of 32
6/25/04 at 4:45pm
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The rapper was fined and ordered to make public service announcements for the Humane Society after police found pipes for smoking crack, a pistol and 13 pit bulls at his home in Teaneck, N.J., in 1999.

Simmons pleaded guilty to animal cruelty, disorderly conduct and possession of drug paraphernalia in that case.
He's certainly a model for society.
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post #6 of 32
6/25/04 at 7:29pm
He must of learned this shit from Steven Segal. If you remember Steven was once a member of the CIA.
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post #7 of 32
6/26/04 at 11:53am
I'd like to knock the people who keep giving rappers from the ghettos these huge careers upside the head.

From DMX to Jay-Z, these people will never change.

I will say that I am cool with Snoop, though.
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post #8 of 32
6/26/04 at 9:05pm
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From DMX to Jay-Z, these people will never change.
That's a pretty silly blanket statement to make...What's Jay-Z done lately?

And anyone who's followed DMX since he blew up has known that DMX has been crazy. Not in the 'stupid rapper' sense, but in the mental health sense.
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post #9 of 32
6/28/04 at 2:00pm
Yall gone make me lose my mind! Up in here! Up in here!
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post #10 of 32
6/28/04 at 4:38pm
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Originally posted by moovyphreak
I'd like to knock the people who keep giving rappers from the ghettos these huge careers upside the head.

From DMX to Jay-Z, these people will never change.

I will say that I am cool with Snoop, though.
Holy wow.
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post #11 of 32
6/28/04 at 4:52pm
I don't think you are looking at it right, Don. You see, if you delete the first two sentences, then it sounds ok.
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post #12 of 32
6/28/04 at 5:09pm
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Originally posted by moovyphreak
I'd like to knock the people who keep giving rappers from the ghettos these huge careers upside the head.

From DMX to Jay-Z, these people will never change.
From the mouths of children....

Jay Z went from a drug dealer to a multi-millionaire entrepreneur with a thriving clothing line, film company, record company and several other business interests that anyone in here (including yourself) would punch you 1200 times or so to obtain. He probably paid more in taxes (giving to Uncle Sam) and more to charity (giving to society) this year than you will in your entire life on either front. He also keeps a lot of people gainfully employed in legitimate businesses.

I think that qualifies as change.

Whatever their other quirks, nobody "gives" them anything, Molinaro. They get off their ass and earn it.
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post #13 of 32
6/28/04 at 5:18pm
Even D12?
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post #14 of 32
6/28/04 at 5:29pm
They don't sell Roca Wear in Hazzard County, Micah.
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post #15 of 32
6/28/04 at 5:38pm
Actually Don, thanks to the PC and internet revolutions, clothes that are designed by black people can be bought everywhere! Yes, including Hazzard County!
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post #16 of 32
6/28/04 at 5:40pm
But thems colored people is all in jail!!!
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post #17 of 32
6/28/04 at 6:38pm
Wait... who freed them sons of bitches? When did THAT happen?
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post #18 of 32
6/28/04 at 6:40pm
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Originally posted by Micah Robinson
Jay Z went from a drug dealer to a multi-millionaire entrepreneur with a thriving clothing line, film company, record company and several other business interests that anyone in here (including yourself) would punch you 1200 times or so to obtain. He probably paid more in taxes (giving to Uncle Sam) and more to charity (giving to society) this year than you will in your entire life on either front. He also keeps a lot of people gainfully employed in legitimate businesses.
Sounds like more of the Black Man's lies to me.
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post #19 of 32
6/28/04 at 7:35pm
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Originally posted by moovyphreak
I'd like to knock the people who keep giving rappers from the ghettos these huge careers upside the head.

From DMX to Jay-Z, these people will never change.

I will say that I am cool with Snoop, though.
Somebody get that Roscoe P Coltrane on the case!




Wait, he's got the same last name as one of them niggras. You don't think...
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post #20 of 32
6/28/04 at 7:48pm
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Originally posted by Nick Nunziata
Wait... who freed them sons of bitches? When did THAT happen?
Don't you remember when that po' white trash yankee Lincoln manipulated the freedom of the black man for both his own political gain AND to keep the South down?

But I've been hearing the South will rise again for a nigh sesquicentennial now, it's bound to happen someday...
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post #21 of 32
6/28/04 at 7:54pm
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Originally posted by Chavez
But I've been hearing the South will rise again for a nigh sesquicentennial now, it's bound to happen someday...
Oh, it will happen. The South will join forces with the remains of the 3rd Reich and Cobra Commander, becoming a new axis of evil that will triumph over good for once and for all!

CO-BRAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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post #22 of 32
6/28/04 at 8:54pm
He tried to steal a car, so what? What is beguiling about Dark Man X is the fact Zoolander is his all-time favorite movie. I can remember--was it 1998 or 1998?--when "It's Dark and Hell is Hot" was released and how much promise he showed, and then how quickly it was proven what an untalented rapper he really was. No matter, I'll still rent the flick he did with Earnest Dickerson.


So, which one of you fellas owns a vintage "You wear your X and I'll wear my X" shirt? C'mon, fess up!
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post #23 of 32
6/28/04 at 10:41pm
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Originally posted by Kevin Matchstick
Even D12?
To be fair, they carried Eminem long before he carried them, so he's just paying off karmic debt, I suppose.

Good attempt, tho. Real good.
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post #24 of 32
6/28/04 at 11:14pm
Wait,

So y'all are inciting that I am racist because I think drug dealers (former or not) are not good role models?

And when you use my appreciation for a TV show as a way to further stretch the truth, your statements fall apart.

If you want the truth, I appreciate rap as a musical art form, though I prefer the old-school groups like Run D.M.C. and Public Enemy.

Finally, I am far from racist, so don't accuse me of being one.
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post #25 of 32
6/29/04 at 10:16am

Re: DMX Arrested

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Originally Posted by Micah Robinson
To be fair, they carried Eminem long before he carried them, so he's just paying off karmic debt, I suppose.
I think I remember the actual story.

"D12, you said that once I decided to follow you you'd walk with me all the way, but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me." D12 replied, rapped actually, "My precious, precious white rap star, we love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering (for example, when Kim Basinger dumped you) when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that we carried you. And when you see no footprints at all - that's because we haven't walked in that area yet."
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post #26 of 32
6/29/04 at 10:38am

Re: DMX Arrested

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post #27 of 32
6/29/04 at 11:03am

Re: DMX Arrested

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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick
I think I remember the actual story.

"D12, you said that once I decided to follow you you'd walk with me all the way, but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me." D12 replied, rapped actually, "My precious, precious white rap star, we love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering (for example, when Kim Basinger dumped you) when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that we carried you. And when you see no footprints at all - that's because we haven't walked in that area yet."
Bravo.
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post #28 of 32
6/29/04 at 11:37am

Re: DMX Arrested

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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick
I think I remember the actual story.

"D12, you said that once I decided to follow you you'd walk with me all the way, but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me." D12 replied, rapped actually, "My precious, precious white rap star, we love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering (for example, when Kim Basinger dumped you) when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that we carried you. And when you see no footprints at all - that's because we haven't walked in that area yet."
I think I just peed a little.
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post #29 of 32
6/29/04 at 12:17pm

Re: DMX Arrested

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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick
I think I remember the actual story.

"D12, you said that once I decided to follow you you'd walk with me all the way, but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me." D12 replied, rapped actually, "My precious, precious white rap star, we love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering (for example, when Kim Basinger dumped you) when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that we carried you. And when you see no footprints at all - that's because we haven't walked in that area yet."
Kevin Matchstick... the new Jack Handey.

That was awesome!
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post #30 of 32
6/29/04 at 12:59pm

Re: DMX Arrested

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Originally Posted by moovyphreak
I'd like to knock the people who keep giving rappers from the ghettos these huge careers upside the head.

From DMX to Jay-Z, these people will never change.

I will say that I am cool with Snoop, though.
Jay-Z? He and DMX are quite different Drew.
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post #31 of 32
7/1/04 at 8:16pm
i'm kind of disappointed to learn that the artist that blew up on def jam by way of barking and yelling has the last name of simmons....
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dudes crazy...
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post #32 of 32
7/2/04 at 8:29pm
X is a manic-depressive.

This is well known...
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