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post #1 of 55
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People claims she's reached 300 lbs. There's a photo in the latest issue, but I haven't found one online. Alley defends herself saying that she has dedicated her life to her kids and that includes cooking for them and making cakes and pies. I guess that also includes eating them! She's quoted as saying, "If I'm fat, I'm fat. I don't care." I can understand her putting on weight. But to get up to 300 lbs.? You'd not only have to eat a lot but you'd have to do no exercise whatsoever. From hot pin-up girl to fat slob. I guess she and Anna Nicole have something in common.
post #2 of 55
Its no joke. She'd have to lost some weight to qualify under being described "bloated".

She puts Anna Nicole Smith to shame.
post #3 of 55
Oh, come on. Plenty of dudes out there would happily hit that, just to say they boned Lt. Savik, plump ass or not...
post #4 of 55
I remember the days when I considered her pretty damn hot ... but even though I'm all for gals having a little meat on their bones ... she's passed that marker about 150 Pepperoni Pizzas ago.

*sigh* such a shame.
post #5 of 55
I think she's at the point where she knows her career is over so she might as well spend her last years and money gourging herself.
post #6 of 55
In actuality, for today's celeb news, I thought the piece on Mike Tyson featured in the Drudgereport where he claims to be living in homeless shelters would be a lot more interesting. That, or the news I heard on Howard Stern this morning claiming that David Lee Roth is taking classes to become an EMT because he's pissed away all his money...
post #7 of 55
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Originally posted by AphexHybrid
I heard on Howard Stern this morning claiming that David Lee Roth is taking classes to become an EMT because he's pissed away all his money...
Damn...
post #8 of 55
She is fucking S-C-A-R-Y. On ET the other night, she claimed she's giving up on younger men. I laughed till I cried.
post #9 of 55
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Originally posted by AphexHybrid
In actuality, for today's celeb news, I thought the piece on Mike Tyson featured in the Drudgereport where he claims to be living in homeless shelters would be a lot more interesting. That, or the news I heard on Howard Stern this morning claiming that David Lee Roth is taking classes to become an EMT because he's pissed away all his money...
But those guys are always doing wacky stuff. Its just par for the course.
post #10 of 55
It's true: Kirstie Alley is a thicky thick girl now. I saw the photo--she's in full stride--at the grocery store two nights ago. I'm still a fan of her movie Mad House.

As for Mike Tyson, he's full of shit. Two years in and out of homeless shelters and we're just now hearing about this and only because he came forward and said so? Yeah, right. Tyson wants the worlds sympathy and more fights and he won't get the former and he'll attain the latter, but without the acclaim. At least he's in James Toback features now.
post #11 of 55
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Originally posted by Lady Snowblood
Tyson wants the worlds sympathy...

WAUGGHHH! DON KING STOLE MY MONEY, WAUGGGH!!!

http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/...1?source=Metro
post #12 of 55
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Originally posted by AphexHybrid
WAUGGHHH! DON KING STOLE MY MONEY, WAUGGGH!!!

http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/...1?source=Metro
Yep, just read it before I made the above post. Again, he's full of shit.
post #13 of 55
Maybe after his fight career is over with, Tyson can get in class with David Lee Roth at the community college so they can both sit in the back of the class and cut up while the lecture is going on, then upon graduation, Roth and Tyson can both be teamed up in the same ambulance. God help you if you need one and they're the team you get.

Sounds like a skit for Mad TV...
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post #15 of 55
Oh, all this harping on the chubby Alley just strikes me as catty, Diva. Do women (non-famous ones at least) get all happy when they see 'one of the beautiful people' come down like this?
post #16 of 55
Holy Shit!

Veronica doesn't fit in her closet anymore.
post #17 of 55

Re: Kirstie Alley

"I think what Kirstie Alley brings to it is a reality-she doesn't look like she stepped out of a magazine"

Nope, looks more like she had an allnighter at Krispy Kreme.
post #18 of 55

Re: Kirstie Alley

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Originally Posted by GET AIDS NOW!
She puts Anna Nicole Smith to shame.

Have you seen Anna lately? She lost alot of weight now and looks great.


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Originally Posted by moovyphreak
Veronica doesn't fit in her closet anymore.
Nice.
post #19 of 55
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Originally Posted by AphexHybrid
Oh, all this harping on the chubby Alley just strikes me as catty, Diva. Do women (non-famous ones at least) get all happy when they see 'one of the beautiful people' come down like this?
I find it fascinating that Kirstie was able to put on that much weight. I don't wish ill on her, nor do I want her to "fall from grace", but its like seeing the super popular high school girl from high school at a ten year reunion and she is 180 degrees. How does one get that big? Even if I ate cakes and pies every day for years, I don't think I could ever reach 300 lbs. 300 lbs is not fat, its obese.

And Brenden, Anna will be back to her old self soon enough. She lost that weight in an unusual fashion (many claim it wasn't TrimSpa) and with her appetite for food, alcohol, and drugs (with no exercise), she'll regain the weight back.
post #20 of 55
(A busty brunette laid out on a stretcher is loaded into the back of an ambulance. The camera pans up to the driver of the ambulance. It's DAVID LEE ROTH at the wheel, teased hair soming out from beneath an EMT ballcap. He raises his eyebrows suggestively. "I can take it from here, boys," he says, and peels out.)
post #21 of 55
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Originally Posted by Diva
but its like seeing the super popular high school girl from high school at a ten year reunion and she is 180 degrees. How does one get that big?


Yeah, but is it not great seeing those super popular girls like that? Come on seriously!! It's just great to see how they thought nothing would ever happen to them and they could never loose their sluttyness, er, I mean hottness and then out of nowhere... they tubbed and lost it all. I find it hilarious. Mean I know, but it's still funny. And for the most part, they had it coming and they deserve it. That's why I'm not keen on being with girls who don't exercise and eat poorly. In the long run, it ain't worth it.


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Originally Posted by Diva
And Brenden, Anna will be back to her old self soon enough. She lost that weight in an unusual fashion (many claim it wasn't TrimSpa) and with her appetite for food, alcohol, and drugs (with no exercise), she'll regain the weight back.
Yeah, true, but while she's still slim I'd tap it.
post #22 of 55
She's just trying to be fat like her idol L. Ron Hubbard.
post #23 of 55
I can't believe there was a period of time in which people thought Kirstie Alley was hot. I think you're the ones with issues.
post #24 of 55
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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club
I can't believe there was a period of time in which people thought Kirstie Alley was hot. I think you're the ones with issues.








She used to be hot. If you don't think so, you're either gay, blind or retarded. Maybe all three.
post #25 of 55
I've seen women that resembled monkeys go to the mall and get attractive pictures taken of themselves. Give Linda Hunt a professional photographer, a make-up squad and proper lighting, and even she would look fuckable.
post #26 of 55
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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club
I've seen women that resembled monkeys go to the mall and get attractive pictures taken of themselves. Give Linda Hunt a professional photographer, a make-up squad and proper lighting, and even she would look fuckable.
Kirstie Alley was hot...and so was Delta Burke. I bet you wouldn't second guess it if she was garbed in her Star Trek gear.
post #27 of 55
I find women even less attractive in Star Trek outfits and I was completely unaware she was even on the show.

Cheers may have been a great show, but loaded with hot women it was not. Maybe in comparison to Rhea, Kirstie could be considered hot, but otherwise, no way in hell. It's pretty telling when the hottest chick out of all the regulars on that show was Bebe Neuworth.
post #28 of 55
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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club
I find women even less attractive in Star Trek outfits and I was completely unaware she was even on the show.

Cheers may have been a great show, but loaded with hot women it was not. Maybe in comparison to Rhea, Kirstie could be considered hot, but otherwise, no way in hell. It's pretty telling when the hottest chick out of all the regulars on that show was Bebe Neuworth.
Now Bebe Neuworth, she's hot. Incredible legs.

And for a refresher,

She was in The Wrath of KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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post #30 of 55
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Ha ha. That last photo is priceless. I like Kirstie becuase she really doesn't give a fuck. That's rare in a career that breeds egomaniacs.
post #31 of 55
She's such a man-face though.
post #32 of 55
She does have pretty "strong" features but i still don't find her unattractive. To each his own.
post #33 of 55
She's gaining weight as she gets older? OH NOS SOUNDS LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING! KILL IT, QUICK!
post #34 of 55
I think this is all the fault of that damn Hardy Boy she married.
post #35 of 55
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Now Bebe Neuworth, she's hot. Incredible legs
You must've fucking loved it when she showed up on Frasier wearing that swimsuit then.

Personally I'd even take Shelley Long over Kirstie Alley.
post #36 of 55
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Originally Posted by Dragon Ma
You must've fucking loved it when she showed up on Frasier wearing that swimsuit then.

Personally I'd even take Shelley Long over Kirstie Alley.
I have a mental image of you masturbating furiously to Troop Beverly Hills now and I don't like it.
post #37 of 55
Five years ago, if Kirstie Alley was my friend's mom, I would totally have her on her back on the counter in seconds. Afterwards, she would make a sandwich for my good old friend.

Now... geez, this is disappointing.
post #38 of 55
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Alley Goes on the Offensive About Weight


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NEW YORK (AP) - Kirstie Alley has pulled a switch-a-roo on the tabloids. After many photographssplashed in different celebrity magazines documented her noticeable weight gain, the former ``Cheers'' actress is going on the offensive.

With her new Showtime show, ``Fat Actress,'' to begin filming this fall, Alley is by no means shirking the attention to her weight problem. But that's not to say she's happy with her appearance.

Alley told People magazine: ``The weird thing is, I don't like the way I look - and I like who I am. I like who I am better than I've ever liked myself.''

The 53-year-old actress says that her weight is 203 pounds, not the frequently cited 300 pounds. Still, she completely accepts responsibility for her situation.

``I don't consider fat a disease. I mean, c'mon, who had the (expletive) gun to my head? Nobody! What gene in my body says I have to eat four cakes instead of two? It's a choice.''

Alley can't stand the media's or Hollywood's perspective on weight. ``My weight in the rags in being treated like a tragedy,'' she said. ``Tragedies in my mind would be like AIDS, starvation, illiteracy, child abuse.''
Again, Alley calls it like it is. I like her attitude.
post #39 of 55
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Tragedies in my mind would be like AIDS, starvation, illiteracy, child abuse.
she doesn't have to worry about starvation.

Kirstie Alley fat is mor popular than skinny Kirstie Alley. That she is 53 floors me.
post #40 of 55
And to top it all off, she's getting a series on Showtime called Fat Actress, which will be based on her current lifestyle (formerly hot actress now fat). It'll be like HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm, complete with the scenes being improv.

Good for her.

-DD

P.S. She was pretty bangtastic in SUMMER SCHOOL.
post #41 of 55
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Originally Posted by Dariodevil
P.S. She was pretty bangtastic in SUMMER SCHOOL.
Indeed. If her personality wasn't so screwed up and she hadn't married hardy boy no. 2 i'd like her more.
post #42 of 55
There were at least three students more desirable than she in Summer School.
post #43 of 55
And two of them were Chainsaw and Dave.
post #44 of 55
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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club
There were at least three students more desirable than she in Summer School.
Including Dean Cameron.
post #45 of 55
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Originally Posted by BobClark
And two of them were Chainsaw and Dave.
I hate you, BobClark. You and your fast-updating, goddamn internet connection.
post #46 of 55
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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club
There were at least three students more desirable than she in Summer School.
I didn't say she was the most desirable... I mean, hey, Courtney Thorne-Smith as the surfer girl who cooks? Slamalicious!

-DD
post #47 of 55

'Fat Actress' Kirstie Alley Chooses Jenny Craig to Lose Weight

~ Actress to Star in New Advertising Campaign ~

CARLSBAD, Calif., Dec. 20 /PRNewswire/ -- Jenny Craig Inc., one of the nation's leading authorities on weight management, announced today that actress Kirstie Alley is the company's "star" client for 2005. In response to recent statements that she wants to lose the very weight that prompted her new Showtime series, "Fat Actress," Jenny Craig has offered Alley and ten of her closest friends the opportunity to participate in the program. Alley is currently working with her Jenny Craig consultants to lose weight and learn how to eat and live healthier. She will star in the company's advertising campaign featuring television commercials that begin airing January 10, 2005.

"I had a great time getting fat and now I'm going to have an even greater time losing weight," said Alley. "Once I decided it was time, I naturally thought about Jenny Craig. I had four offers from other companies, but I wanted to go with the safest, most well rounded, fun approach -- one that I knew would work -- and, let's face it, Jenny Craig's food is hands-down the yummiest. Since I started working with the Jenny Craig team, they've supported my unconventional, hopefully humorous, approach to coming to grips with the fact that I'm certifiably fat -- I goof around with that on my show, 'Fat Actress.' The truth is, no one WANTS to think they need Jenny Craig, but once you regain consciousness and realize, as I did, that it's the best and most fun plan out there, you concede."

When Alley's new seven-part Showtime series, "Fat Actress" premieres in March, people will see how difficult it is to be an overweight woman in the entertainment business. But Alley hopes her weight loss will encourage others to join her in her mission to gain control of her body and become healthier.

A former Jenny Craig member, Alley lost more than 15 pounds on the program 14 years ago and successfully kept it off for over ten years. Her goal today is to lose more than fifty pounds with the new Jenny YourStyle personalized program, a balanced approach to weight loss addressing food, body and mind. Alley meets with her Jenny Craig consultant weekly, has begun a new regime of increased activity and is creating an eating plan for meals at home and on the set, all tailored to fit her schedule and lifestyle.

"Our new advertising campaign is designed to resonate with anyone looking to lose unwanted weight with a safe, scientifically-proven, lifestyle-focused method," said Jim Evans, CEO of Jenny Craig. "Kirstie Alley is a Hollywood star who is struggling with her weight like thousands of other Americans. She has this fantastic energy to encourage and motivate other women and men to join her in weight loss success -- all with an incredible sense of fun and humor."

The commercials, which will be produced by J. Walter Thompson, of New York, will follow Alley as she loses weight and will feature testimonials of her personal experiences on the Jenny Craig Program. To further follow Alley on her weight loss journey, her weekly blog entries will be posted at http://www.jennycraig.com.

Jenny Craig, Inc., based in Carlsbad, CA, is one of the world's largest weight management companies, with approximately 650 Centres in the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Puerto Rico and Guam. The Jenny Craig YourStyle Program is a long-term Food-Body-Mind solution that helps clients manage their weight by creating a healthy relationship with food, building an active lifestyle and developing a balanced approach to living.
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"I needs me some more sugar. Get momma some sugar honey... no, no that's too healthy... more sugar."
post #49 of 55
She is nice and thick now but the years haven't been kind. Saddlebag eyes.
post #50 of 55
A Beej wouldn't be too painful from that.
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