Blofeld, because that staves off retribution from the loser for 2 weeks. Besides, Lowshot went for the newtons, and Blofeld already gave those up, allowing Blofeld to box Lowshots' ears. Once the ears are boxed, it's all over.
The "Eat more chiken" cows from the Chikfil-a ads vrs the Tweedy Farm fowl from Chicken Run.
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Thanks for breaking the thread, Penguin...
Now we have two fights running.
But I'll reduce it down to one.
Crispin Glover would win, because he would confuse David Letterman with his existence, thereby being able to land the killing blow.
Back to: Mark Wahlberg vs George Clooney...
Geraldo may have been a boxer, but Kenn Starr has them weaselly sharp teeth. He'd duck, bob, weave, then DROP to the floor and with one snap of his incisors snip Geraldo's fun-bag off and dangle the victory prize between his teeth.
Murdoch because he's a crazy mother fucker
Destro because the Baroness was always his bitch and his face was metal
Magnum P.I. because Selleck is so cool as is his boss
ABBA because nobody can stand the assault of them singing
Jar-Jar Binks vs. David Arquette(1-800-CALL-ATT guy)