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What do you get when you cross Mary-Kate Olsen and Paris Hilton?

post #1 of 13
7/5/04 at 1:49am
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Meet Allegra Beck.

Yes, the woman in that photo is barely 18. Being the child of Donatella Versace pretty much guarantees you your own personal suite at the Betty Ford Clinic. Still, rich is rich.

ETA: Here's another photo of Miss Beck. Just a warning: My boyfriend (who's squeamish about this type of thing) was freaked out by the picture.
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post #2 of 13
7/5/04 at 1:55am
Disgusting. How anyone can find her attractive is just... fuck.
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post #3 of 13
7/5/04 at 2:06am
I can picture her saying "I MUST BREAK YOU." She looks like a soviet cyborg warrior.
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post #4 of 13
7/5/04 at 2:27am
Just like I break your friend...
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post #5 of 13
7/5/04 at 2:45am
You break my record. Now I break YOU.
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post #6 of 13
7/5/04 at 2:49am
Very good. But brick not hit back!
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post #7 of 13
7/5/04 at 3:43am
Now I show you a trick or two.
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post #8 of 13
7/5/04 at 6:38pm
Not just ugly my fellow Chewers, that, as they say, is Fugly. Momma's pretty skanky herself.
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post #9 of 13
7/6/04 at 9:25am
Oh god, my eyes.

That's not a woman, that's a blowup doll that you wouldn't waste even spare change on, you'd have to be absolutely nutted on some kind of drug to find Donatella Versace even remotely attractive.
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post #10 of 13
7/7/04 at 12:55pm
She certainly favors her fugly mother.
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post #11 of 13
7/7/04 at 1:08pm
My favorite PETA ad was the one that featured Versace wearing a fur coat, with the caption underneath "Ugly people wear fur too".
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post #12 of 13
7/7/04 at 2:03pm
Allegra looks like that creepy guy from Poltergeist.

And Maya Rudolph does the best Donatello impersonation.
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post #13 of 13
7/7/04 at 3:03pm
Somebody throw that woman a steak and maybe a potato or twelve...or a good chew toy might do.
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