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Attack of the Beast Creatures - brilliant work, Foy!

post #1 of 7
7/9/04 at 7:52am
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Great review Foy!

I thought I was the only person who saw this movie, and I even own a copy on "unofficial" VHS.

A nifty little movie, and the 1920's time setting is a nice touch!

Those little fuckers are hysterical - they move like Sherlock the Squirrel from the Magic Garden (all we're missing is the two lesbians on the swing!), and the people holding onto them as they flail around are funny as hell.

A movie that takes itself very seriously, even if it's goofy as can be.

These creatures don't exactly match up to Zuni Doll from Trilogy of Terror, but when you have Karen Black's wonky eye getting your back, it takes a lot to top you.

Once again, great job! I'm constantly amazed and amused by your column!
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post #2 of 7
7/9/04 at 8:57am
I knew you'd like it seeing as how you're the only other person I've ever come across who has ever mentioned the movie. It really is a shame the movie is so obscure and that the filmmaker never made anything else.

Now what about rest of you - I need more asskissing! I've been sick the past 2 weeks and I need to catch up on it!
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post #3 of 7
7/9/04 at 9:48am
Goddamn, Foy, you are a master of the obscure. You are the Sultun of the Bizarre. Someone should carve a golden idol in your likeness and use it in a movie about tribesmen worshipping a golden idol in the likeness of you that are hunted by a vengeful God who just so happens look like a man with a goats head on. And, even though I've never seen what you look like, I'm sure the girls are just crazy about your sexy ass.

How was that?
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post #4 of 7
7/9/04 at 10:21am
I saw that movie once years ago and I forgot the name. I thought I was losing my mind trying to find that thing thanks Foy!

Oh and I think the movie is great filmaking
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post #5 of 7
7/9/04 at 10:50am
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oddamn, Foy, you are a master of the obscure. You are the Sultun of the Bizarre. Someone should carve a golden idol in your likeness and use it in a movie about tribesmen worshipping a golden idol in the likeness of you that are hunted by a vengeful God who just so happens look like a man with a goats head on. And, even though I've never seen what you look like, I'm sure the girls are just crazy about your sexy ass.
Eh, too subtle.
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post #6 of 7
7/9/04 at 11:48am
This is an OFFICIAL ASSKISS. Please remit to your local asskisser as I am too far away to asskiss in person.

I look forward to these reviews Foy. Please keep 'em coming.
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post #7 of 7
7/9/04 at 12:58pm
Rest assured you'll be getting a new one each month. Lord knows I have plenty of titles to choose from. Hell, 1970's TV horror movies alone could fill this column since so many have faded off into obscurity.

I've already got next month's title selected. August marks the release of ALIEN VS. PREDATOR and I'm thinking of something sort of along those lines. But you'll just have to wait and find out.
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