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post #1 of 15
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So I sat down and watched Cronenberg's FAST COMPANY yesterday night.

And it was just laughably bad.

I've read a bit about how this was a labour of love for him and I say good for him that he got it made but did he really have it to make such a cheesy and clicheed mess? The story is about a pure-hearted racer and his cute young sidekick literally racing against an evil oil company and their goons. The acting is subpar, the dialogue cringe-inducing and it didn't even visually look like a Cronenberg film. If you'd catch this flick on cable somewhere in the middle without knowing what it is there's no way anyone could guess that this came from the guy who did SHIVERS and RABID approximately at the same time. There's really only one short scene that was slightly Cronenbergian and that's when the above mentioned cute young sidekick gets down and dirty with two slutty hitchhikers and proceeds to pour motoroil over their breasts. A scene that felt totally out of place in this otherwise very Di$ney-esque film. I'm really curious what Cronenberg will have to say in his audio commentary ...
post #2 of 15
That sounds like it's just embarrasing.
post #3 of 15
I was expecting the car to turn into a pulsating phallus at some point in the movie, but it was not to be. It was a fairly cheesy story, but I think he put together some nice shots of them driving through Canada and the racing footage was really good. The way he shot the cars and the engines showed how much the racing scene means to him. I remember Fangoria doing an interview with him on the set of Nightbreed and the reporter had to wait for thirty minutes. Cronenberg had spotted a grip with a racing magazine and he couldn't continue the interview until he had read all of it. In the commentary, Cronenberg mentions how he did some road racing in his younger days and I found it interesting to listen to him. I had to buy the special edition DVD just to see his two early film, 'Stereo' and 'Crimes of the Future' that are on the second disc. It was cool to see the Cronenberg style develop and the interview with his director of photography covered a lot of his great films. To me, it was a very worthwhile purchase.
post #4 of 15
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Originally Posted by David Toy
I had to buy the special edition DVD just to see his two early film, 'Stereo' and 'Crimes of the Future' that are on the second disc.
Yeah, that's the version I got as well. I just haven't gotten around to the second disc with the two shorts yet. I'd probably have bought FAST COMPANY anyway, just out of curiosity, but having these two rare films on there made the decision much easier. I hope they end up being closer to the Cronenberg I love ...
post #5 of 15
laughably bad?

i think thats a bit harsh.

i too saw this only a few days back. the race scenes were remarkably gritty and authentic..
true it was only drag racing, adn theres only so far you can go with that in terms of depth, but i hardly think "laughably bad" is appropriate.

the main actor dude did a good job too, and whereas saxon was your pretty standard villain, he was fun to watch as well. And it wasnt written that badly either.

keep in mind im not comparing it to the rest of cronenbergs filmography, merely judging it for what it is.
Certainly Fast Company sticks out like a sore thumb if one puts it in the greater context.

i just saw Two Lane Blacktop as well, and the races in Fast Company are quite a bit better. (TLB was more than a decade earlier tho, so thats probably that)

i think Fast Company suffered most from the pat hollywood ending.
post #6 of 15
I dig this cheesy exploitation flick. Saxon makes a great oily villain. So totally different from Cronenberg's other work.
post #7 of 15
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Originally Posted by ferriferous foodi
keep in mind im not comparing it to the rest of cronenbergs filmography, merely judging it for what it is.
Certainly Fast Company sticks out like a sore thumb if one puts it in the greater context.
Yeah, and Cronenberg got right back to business after it was made, so it's pretty easy to write off as the unintentionally charming exploitation film that it is (Dig that Springsteen-knockoff theme song! It's so slavish it's got imitation Dan Federici glockenspiel, for God's sake!).

Further, when he talked about it in Chris Rodley's Cronenberg on Cronenberg, he explained that, due to the realities of Canadian film funding at the time, it was almost literally the only film available for him to direct in Canada that year, so with his then-meager reputation he couldn't have done much else besides go south and hit up New World for a job (and if he'd done that, he might have gotten sidetracked and made more shit like this).

Speaking as a completist, the two-disc edition is worth buying, if only for the inclusion of the experimental films, which are so strongly reflective of Cronenberg's style that even if you walked in in the middle of them with no prior explanation, you could recognize them as his.

Crimes of the Future is especially strong. For a largely improvised short film with an amateur cast and no dialogue, it's remarkably clever and often funny, and a great nose-tweaking of trendy '70s dystopias. It's set in a world in which most post-pubescent women have been killed by a brain-degenerating pathogen and the remaining men have had to compensate for the loss of female influence; feyness and sexual ambiguity in dress and manner have been subsumed into standard masculine behavior, and heterosexual pedophilia has grown into a troublingly large subculture. In spite of all this, the film is still full of absurd ideas like the Oceanic Podiatry Institute, a group of psychologists trying to treat paralysis by reviving patients' animal sense-memory of the first land-dwelling organisms. It's great stuff.
post #8 of 15
I'm intrigued to see Cronenberg's shorts, too. Here's a recent one that just came out on a compilation...

From http://microcinema.com/programResult.php?program_id=268

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The Bridge Short Film & Video Collection DVD Volume 1, a collection of independent and short art film and video, includes the never-before released 8-minute short film CAMERA by celebrated Canadian horror director David Cronenberg! CAMERA is available exclusively through Bridge Video! Originally shot for the 20th anniversary of te Toronto International Film Festival, CAMERA has never before been made available to the United States markets.

The Bridge Short Film & Video Collection DVD Volume 1 also includes short films and videos by Tom Palazzolo, Miranda July, Harrell Fletcher, Kirsten Stoltmann, Gabriel Fowler, Jim Trainor, and many more.
According to IMDB, "Camera" was created for a film fest back in 2000: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0260776/

If you're into low budget racing movies, check out Jack Hill's "Pit Stop." The Anchor Bay DVD is usually priced around 7 bucks, with a commentary from Jack Hill and Johnny Legend. Surprisingly good story, plus the wonderful Sid Haig plays the bad guy. The only movie I know about car racing on a figure 8 track.
post #9 of 15
Camera is also included in the new Videodrome criterion disc

i managed to catch it when it made the repertory rounds after the Toronto Film Festival
its quite brilliant

search for it on emule if youre interested.

i have a small 20M divx version which is pretty watchable
post #10 of 15
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Originally Posted by Mad Dog Mike
I'm intrigued to see Cronenberg's shorts, too.
That's something you don't read every day...
post #11 of 15
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I guess you never got to read my account of the wet dream I had featuring Cronenberg?
post #12 of 15
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Originally Posted by ferriferous foodi
Certainly Fast Company sticks out like a sore thumb if one puts it in the greater context.
And because he has two thumbs Cronenberg just had to direct M. BUTTERFLY in 1993.
post #13 of 15
come to think of it.. thats the only cronenberg flick ive yet to see..

how was it, Wetbones?
post #14 of 15
I had a blast with this dragster flic. Sure it's far from heavy handed in the Cronenberg sense, but if you want to get analitical, his obsession with machines as extentions of the body (Videodrome, Crash, etc..) is present here.

Saxon's performance was actually effective for me. Sure he's a dumb bastard, but man I hated his character. I loved the totally over blown ending!
post #15 of 15
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Originally Posted by Napoleon Rodriguez
Speaking as a completist, the two-disc edition is worth buying, if only for the inclusion of the experimental films, which are so strongly reflective of Cronenberg's style that even if you walked in in the middle of them with no prior explanation, you could recognize them as his.

Crimes of the Future is especially strong. For a largely improvised short film with an amateur cast and no dialogue, it's remarkably clever and often funny, and a great nose-tweaking of trendy '70s dystopias. It's set in a world in which most post-pubescent women have been killed by a brain-degenerating pathogen and the remaining men have had to compensate for the loss of female influence; feyness and sexual ambiguity in dress and manner have been subsumed into standard masculine behavior, and heterosexual pedophilia has grown into a troublingly large subculture. In spite of all this, the film is still full of absurd ideas like the Oceanic Podiatry Institute, a group of psychologists trying to treat paralysis by reviving patients' animal sense-memory of the first land-dwelling organisms. It's great stuff.
I totally agree, those two early films (they are both about 60 minutes long so I don't think the term "short" would apply here). I really liked STEREO because of weird narration which despite it's occasional lapses into almost STAR TREK-ian tech-babble brought up a lot of very interesting theories. The thesis on sexuality towards the end is pretty close to my own believes actually. Also fascinating was that a "prototype" of Michael Ironside's character from SCANNERS is present in STEREO, namely the telepath who drills a hole into his head. CRIMES OF THE FUTURE I thought was equally fascinating but I'm not so sure about the sound effects he used this time. Somehow I think it would have worked better if he had left out the distored sounds of seals squeaking, dogs barking, water boiling and random screeching and what sounded like farting. But at least those "soundscapes" provoked many a burst of hysterical laughter on my part so they sure were effective in a way. A bit disappointing, though, that Cronenberg didn't provide audio commentary for those two films like he did for the much less interesting FAST COMPANY.
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