Desert Island: Movie/TV Characters

My ten island mates would be:

1) Tyler Durden - Fight Club

The guy makes a nice bar of a soap, and I love to stay clean.

2) Chuck Nolan - Cast/Away

He's been in this situation before, and has gotten off the island.

3) The Brain Gremlin - Gremlins 2: the New Batch

Because, I think he would make for stimulating conversation.

4) Beatrix "The Bride" Kiddo - Kill Bill: Volumes One and Two

When this bitch is on a mission, she sticks to it. Last thing she had to get done, she
ended up slicing apart half of downtown fucking Tokyo. I just tell her that someone kidnapped her daughter, trapped her out here with me and left us to die. After the "Ironside" theme
stopped and she quit talking to her toes, we would be homeward bound.

5) Bobby Trippe - Deliverance

Because he's sure got a purty mouth.

6) Jambi - Pee Wee's Playhouse

Because I would have a magic Arab in a box that could wish me off the island.

7) The Weiner World Girl - Those Pepsi commercials on TV

Because I want to do that redhead in the worst way.

8) Tony Manero - Saturday Night Fever and Staying Alive

So, we could put on our boogie shoes and strut.

9) Elvira Hancock Montana - Scarface (1983)

Because, I loved Michelle Pfeiffer's look in the 80s. Plus, she's so coked up that
she won't know if it's The Brain Gremlin or me having sex with her.

10) John J Rambo - First Blood

Because, he's our man. He's Rambo.

1. Count Vladislaus Dracula (Van Helsing)
Obvious choice. Shag, shag...
2. Velkan Valerious (Van Helsing)
Also to shag...
3. Jigglypuff
I need something to cuddle...and sing with.
4. Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
Hey, we need some fashion sense while we're stranded!
5. Obi Wan Kenobi (Ep. I version)
Yep, more shaggin'.
6. Steve Urkel (Family Matters)
7. Lisa Simpson
8. Prof. Frink (The Simpsons)
9. MacGuyver
We need people to make a boat out of anything!
10. Gandalf (LOTR)
If not, we'd ask Gandalf to send up some signals.

My top 10:

1.Katrina Van Tassell (Sleepy Hollow)-it's Christina Ricci, my life long crush
2.Captain Jack Sparrow-I'd learn how to be as good a trickster as him plus he'd figure out how to get off the island within a few days
3.Salah (Indiana Jones)-a loyal friend and companion
4.Abe Sapian-(Hellboy)-we can go fishing together and gossip about people whose minds he read
5.Skywarp (Transformers)-if nothing else, he could teleport us off the island. is also sarcastic, which helps
6.Jack Bauer-you need someone like him around in case you meet any hostile natives
7.Elvis (Bruce Campbell)-because you'd have a great entertainer with a bit of Bruce thrown in
8.Belle (Disney's Beauty and the Beast)-a gorgeous brunette with a love of reading and a big heart. She'd be good for Jack too
9.GIR (Invader Zim)- just because
10-Dr Zoidberg-just to hear him call GIR a "robit"

1. Robinson Crusoe- he's done this shit before, could come in handy
2. Aragorn- he's hot AND a ranger
3. Rob Gordon- someone to talk music and movies with
4. Will Turner- nothin' but sex....and I guess because he can swordfight, too
5. MacGuyver- he can build me a shopping mall with a pocket knife and a Q-tip or something
6. Russell Hammond- he'd be a fucking blast to have around
7. Edward Bloom- to tell me stories when I get bored
8. The Terminator- kick anything's ass that's in my way for me
9. Indiana Jones- to talk to the natives and do more ass kicking if need be
10. Dana Scully- need a doctor and the alien experiences might prove useful