What would the title of your horror movie be?

"My Masturbatory Fantasies"

Given the way my gall bladder surgery has affected my bowels in the last few days the perfect title would be:

IT SHITS!

LOL, but that movie's altready been made. They called it DREAMCATCHER.

Tater Nuts: A True Story


Dem!!!

Double-Dipper of the Dead
The Amoeba and You: A Tale of Unimaginable Horror and Sexual Discovery
The Penis Plankton vs. The Crotch Crickets
Britney Spears: The Man, The Myth, The Legend
Dahmer (B)eats the Rugrats

What the Fuck: The Movie

What the FUCK happen with Donkey Balls!!!!! :angry:

and its sequel "What the Fuck Did I Just Watch? - A David Lynch film"

The Detroit Ass Pancake Disaster

That's the sequel:

Donkey Balls: Tater Nuts Strikes Back

Ah...okay I feel much better now!!
Dare to go for the TRILOGY!!!
I'll let you do the honor

'Shub-Niggurath: A Tale of Lust and Incest the Lovecraftian Way!'

I'm sure this thread was started looking for serious titles... So, lessee...

'Prepared' - a tale of a group of horror fans being stalked by a trio of slashers. Seriously.

Tater Nuts and Donkey Balls in Las Vegas: The Shocking Story of Sharecropping in America

AKA: Tater Nuts Redux

foreign titles:

Japan:
Big Guy with the Hand Fights Back

Italy:
Fish and Doom: Trog and Flook Are Friends

Germany:
Lucio Fulci's The Beyond (go figure)

"Tolerance"

Based on real treatment for people addited to pornography. They are subjected to endless hours of porn until their tolerance level skyrockets and they turn the bend. Essentially, the become bored and disintrested with porn and it loses its appeal.

'course now a days the internet does that for us.

But what if it was done with horror images? Expose people to increasingly more violent images to rid them of "sick desires and habits". Until one test subject rounds the bend and comes back. He/She begins to terrorize the doctor who pushed him too far by bringing extreme real life horror into his world. Maybe a little Clockwork Orange but what the hell...

Ah Skeetz Skeetz!!!
Perfect titles

And Gus, that would be one major tripped out film, definitely NC-17 I would love to see it

Thanks! You are right, it would have to be NC17. It's interesting that although I would love to write it I would never like to see it.

In all seriousness, I have been thinking about a Trilogy depicting the last days of earth, where the Archangel Michael has to do battle with not only Lucifer but, the AntiChrist, the dragon beast or whatever it is in the Bible, and the false phrophet. I would make it as controversial as possible, not only for publicity but becuz my opinions on religion and faith is my own and I hate the world, so how better to raise a middle finger to the world to abstract all the religions into these three movies.
The first one would be called Apocalyspe
Part 2 would be called Ascension
and Part 3 would be Armaggeddon, All leading to one big twist not even M.Night Shymalan can think of.
I can picture the teaser trailer already, we see Michael on a hilltop looking over the city of Rome, all burn down (with the VW wedding music in the background with that amazing violin), then fades out until the screen is all black and then a burning cross would slowly appear with the word Apocalyspe (and the same for the next two).
How ballsy is that?? I dunno, it's one of my "Can't never achieve in this lifetime" fantasies. I was thinking of writing it as 3 books but movies would be awesome. What do you guys think?
Good? Stupid? Rename Titles?

Hows about, instead of the character actually being Micheal, he is a person who believes he is the Arch-Angel. He has fantasy visions of the Revelation and he concludes that he is a powerful creature set forth to bring the events forth. He is a Christian but a terribly flawed perverse one, becoming driven by hate and destruction not love and forgiveness. The 3 stories would illustrate his human breakdown leading to quest and fight against the symbolic evils of his world (the whore of Babylon, the beast, the dragon etc).
He is both joined and used by people and institutions that see a profit in his insanity. I would use Ascencion as the last title.

Edited to add...shit Bill Paxton already did it. Sorry, go about your business. Nothing to see here. Move along.

The Mancini Curse (You don't even want to know)

Oh, see, now I gotta know...

I got a slightly more serious one and a total xploitation thing

FRACTURED STATE - a homeless guy who finds his cemetery home being taken over by a light rail system. Seeks the aid of graveyards' ghostly inhabitants to bring down the cities new major whose bent on ridding the city of all it's history in his bid for titantical rule.

Think Charleston would be the perfect setting for this spectral historical comedy, making the ghosts not just translucent spirits, but actual figures from the cities past. Not sure wich way I would go with the major yet. Some lurking monstrosity would be nice though.

ALABASTARD HAND - a bohump take on MAD LOVE centering around a logger who loses his hand in a sawmill accident only to replace it with double bladed saw mechanism of his own creation. As he slips into demetia he seeks to try his new invention on the local townfolk. Add the revenge conceit somewhere along the way. Maybe his wife treatens to leave him after the mill falls into forecloser.

In Ihrem Esel / Ihr Mund.

The Insidious Wanker.

A serious one?

Turn Blue: An exploitive crime photographer goes cross country to experience the weird back alleys of America first hand, he finds the last two people on Earth you'll ever wish to meet.

They collect milk cartons, the kind with pictures on them.

A story that I developed initially inspired by the title of an Iggy Pop song, and later by lurid true crime magazines, and morbid webculture (Rotten.com).

Hmmm my horror movie title? Definitly Uwe Boll: A Biography that would qualify as horror right?