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post #1 of 17
8/11/04 at 9:40am
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http://www.creature-corner.com/news4/aug11math.php3

At first I laughed, but then I realized that of all the scientific institutions in the world, these "scientists with way too much time on their hands" worked for MY college, dammit.

How am I supposed to take my teachers seriously now?
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post #2 of 17
8/11/04 at 10:04am
Sounds like a college I'd want to be associated with. Don't be ashamed, Alice's, be PROUD!
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post #3 of 17
8/11/04 at 10:25am
If it ain't got Tom Atkins or a zombie in it, then it ain't perfect.
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post #4 of 17
8/11/04 at 10:31am
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I'm not really ashamed, just wondering how I managed to have that much influence on my fellow researchers
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post #5 of 17
8/11/04 at 10:33am
THE MATH!!!!!


IT'S FUZZY!!!!!!
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post #6 of 17
8/11/04 at 10:34am
I'm surprised my lecturers hadn't come up with this before actually -- we had seminars on rape revenge pictures, Argento, Jacob's Ladder, Jess Franco and the Black Emanuelle pictures.

I'm wondering which pictures they used as their primary evidence.

I've met you ag, so I could probably answer that.
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post #7 of 17
8/11/04 at 10:39am
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Originally Posted by Straxboy - An Anthony Hickox Film
I'm wondering which pictures they used as their primary evidence.
Maybe you'll find an answer in here: http://www.kcl.ac.uk/phpnews/wmview.php?ArtID=661
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post #8 of 17
8/11/04 at 10:48am
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Originally Posted by bunnymud wants tacos
THE MATH!!!!!


IT'S FUZZY!!!!!!
Hero with a gun: 'What's Happening'
Scientist No.1: 'It's like nothing i've ever seen before!'
H: 'What's happening, Godammit!?'
S no.2: 'this will change all of history as we know it!'
H: 'Don't give me all that science mumbo-jumbo, tell me what's up with all the numbers!'
S no.1: 'The Math...It's gone...Fuzzy!'
H: 'Oh. My. God.'

Coming February 2005: terror gets squared! Fuzzy Math, from the creators of 'The Deconstructionist'.
Prepare to get subtracted!
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post #9 of 17
8/11/04 at 10:50am
This is why you're the clever one.

(though the link was fucked on the main page)

Brits, eh ? Halloween Resurrection. Seriously ? Not even Halloween 4 ? Guess even scientists are too lazy to look beyond the New Release rack.
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post #10 of 17
8/11/04 at 12:18pm
Grants for everyone!
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post #11 of 17
8/11/04 at 12:20pm
Math makes my brain hurt.
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post #12 of 17
8/11/04 at 12:37pm
I just wish people would wing it.
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post #13 of 17
8/11/04 at 12:41pm
But Giles, HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION is a fantastic and beautifully deep film. The mise-en-scene alone is worth a four-page spread in Cahiers du Cinema.
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post #14 of 17
8/11/04 at 12:56pm
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Originally Posted by billylove
I just wish people would wing it.
Isn't the Uwe Boll's method?

Thank you! I'm here all week! Try the veal!
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post #15 of 17
8/11/04 at 1:37pm
There can't be a perfect movie without zombies also at the end of the formula they forgot the x # of Z
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post #16 of 17
8/11/04 at 1:44pm
Their list of movies is questionable, unless they were using H: Ressurrection and Red Dragon as examples of what not to do...
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post #17 of 17
8/14/04 at 2:18pm
x = pants shit.
y = aversion to math
q = confusion over concept
m = me napping.
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