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post #1 of 30
8/12/04 at 7:20am
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Haimster and Feldog.

Those three words are sending me into a fury the likes that you can't even imagine.

Haimster and Feldog Haimster and Feldog

CURSE YOUR BLACK HEART, LOST BOYS SPECIAL EDITION!

I just can't get that phrase out of my head. It's replaying over and over like a stuck record. I swear my brain is going to slide out of my ears. Haimster and Feldog Haimster and Feldog It won't go away!
I was talking to someone at work this morning, and I'm convinced that every word was replaced with Haimster and Feldog.

"So did the Haimster and Feldog come yesterday to fix the Haimster and Feldog, because the packaging machine is Haimster and Feldog, and we can't get the Haimster and Feldog out by the time FedEx comes to Haimster and Feldog the Haimster and Feldog."


I believe there's only one way out for me... I'm not long for this world. Haimster and Feldog are the scourge of society and a blight in my life.

Haimster and Feldog...


That's the sound Armageddon will make when it comes marching into your town.

Haimster and Feldog.

I hope they trip and fall into a puddle of AIDS.


Haimster and Feldog, for Christ's sake!

And they say these three words with a completely straight face like it's the most natural thing in the world.

Like all the kids are sayin' it!

I'm sorry, but I was never a Tiger Bop reader back in the day, but I think if I opened that wonderful, incredibly accurate magazine and saw the words Haimster and Feldog, we might have to throw down.

I think someone would have to go!


Haimster and Feldog - and with those three words, this world slides into a Stone Age where hundreds of years of progress and innovation were sacrificed for nothing.
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post #2 of 30
8/12/04 at 7:30am
I heard the two of them are reuniting for a reality show this year.
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post #3 of 30
8/12/04 at 8:57am
I bought a lot of Tiger Beat and Bop in my young years since I was infatuated with Corey Feldman for some reason that I just don't understand. In all the issues that I ever owned, I don't ever remember reading "Haimster and Feldog" anywhere.

I think the two of them just made it up. I don't think they were "known" by those titles as scary bloated Haimster intimates on The Lost Boys SE. They just wanted more attention than Jason Bateman and Kirk Cameron were getting at the time.
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post #4 of 30
8/12/04 at 9:06am
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Batester and Kirkdog
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post #5 of 30
8/12/04 at 9:26am
I thought Haimster was actually VERY good in Lost Boys.
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post #6 of 30
8/12/04 at 2:32pm
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Haimster and Feldog...

I mean, c'mon, just look!

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It's like a soundtrack to insanity!

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post #7 of 30
8/12/04 at 3:36pm
Is it just me or do the terms Haimster and Feldog remind anyone of Hamster and Felching?
Are they secretly outting the 2 Coreys?
To quote Seinfeld "Not that there's anything wrong with that......."
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post #8 of 30
8/12/04 at 3:50pm
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I think they outed themselves.


Flamester and Assdog
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post #9 of 30
8/12/04 at 4:15pm
Feldog was on last season's Surreal Life to "show the world the real me". Well, he showed us all right. He showed us that he's the biggest tool alive. When you can claim that title on a show that featured Vanilla Ice, Erik Estrafa, Tammy Faye Baker, Ron Jeremy, and Trash-elle from the Real World, you are really something special.
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post #10 of 30
8/12/04 at 4:40pm
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Years ago I was dragged to a taping of the Ricki Lake Show (DON'T ask) and the topic was: Teens who want to Emancipate themselves from their parents.

At the end of the show, Felburger showed up to say how his life turned out while he was independant.

I don't much remember what he said, I was too busy making faces every time a camera would point remotely near me - and I was actually seen on TV nemerous times making faces into the camera- but what I do remember was that this was in the middle of Felalamalyan's "I'm Michael Jackson" phase.


Seriously, Haimster and Feldog is still bouncing around my subconscious.

I can't get that fucking phrase to go away!
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post #11 of 30
8/12/04 at 5:07pm
Check out THIS THREAD where Chewres not to long ago discussed the wonderous downfall of the Haimster. Beware of disturbing nude photos of him from films he made to support his immense drug habit.
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post #12 of 30
8/13/04 at 6:54am
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The last thing I want to see is a naked Haimburger.

It's bad enough I have Haimster and Feldog in a continuous loop in my head, I don't need that image burned forever into my memory.
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post #13 of 30
8/13/04 at 7:25am
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Buttcracks and Peppercorns - The Amazing Story of Haimster and Feldog - Rated R for much drug use and incredible sucking.
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post #14 of 30
8/13/04 at 12:08pm
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Originally Posted by thedudeabides
The last thing I want to see is a naked Haimburger.

It's bad enough I have Haimster and Feldog in a continuous loop in my head, I don't need that image burned forever into my memory.
Feel the burn!

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post #15 of 30
8/13/04 at 12:20pm
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I thought you liked me...and you go and hurt me like that....

Oh, my eyes! I can't tell what they burn from more:
the picture or the bleach I poured in them to wash the image away.










...definitely the picture.

A naked Haimburguler is going to replace the whale in my dreams.
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post #16 of 30
8/13/04 at 12:25pm
This is the horror section of the boards, dude. What's more scary than the Haimster's naked flesh searing your soul?

But I do have love for ya. Always will.
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post #17 of 30
8/13/04 at 12:28pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva
What's more scary than the Haimster's naked flesh searing your soul?
Mayor McHaim and Feldog Van Patten's brown eyes staring at me as they bend over naked in front of me.
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post #18 of 30
8/13/04 at 1:43pm
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COREY POWERS - ACTIVATE !!!!



-Form of: A Drug Addict!

-Form of: Michael Jackson!
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post #19 of 30
8/13/04 at 1:45pm
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PLEASE no more naked Haimster pictures...

I'd rather see a naked Marty Feldman than a naked Corey Feldman...

SO, if anyone is sitting on some priceless nudes of Feldong, please please pleasepleaseplease keep 'em to ye self!
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post #20 of 30
8/13/04 at 2:48pm
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Originally Posted by thedudeabides
PLEASE no more naked Haimster pictures...
Just one more. Here's a picture of a drugged out Haimster selling his tooth and hair on ebay to raise money for his drug habit!

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post #21 of 30
8/14/04 at 4:52am
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Originally Posted by Diva
Just one more. Here's a picture of a drugged out Haimster selling his tooth and hair on ebay to raise money for his drug habit!
"Hey, lookit what I found in Nicolette Sheridan last night!"
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post #22 of 30
8/14/04 at 11:44am
Haimster.

Feldog.

These sound like names of minor Star Wars characters. "General Feldog, we need to make an announcement to the Jedi Council about the disappearance of Obi-Wan and Haimster Ju Kwan!"
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post #23 of 30
8/14/04 at 3:02pm
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Originally Posted by thedudeabides
COREY POWERS - ACTIVATE !!!!



-Form of: A Drug Addict!

-Form of: Michael Jackson!
wonder twin powers dont work that way. so they'll have to be a drug addicted michael jackson.
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post #24 of 30
8/16/04 at 7:27am
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They're coming to get you...

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post #25 of 30
8/16/04 at 10:38am
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Originally Posted by Diva
Just one more. Here's a picture of a drugged out Haimster selling his tooth and hair on ebay to raise money for his drug habit!
Shit. I gotta put in a bid here and make me a Cory vodoo doll.
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post #26 of 30
8/16/04 at 12:14pm
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Ironically, I made a Corey Haimster voodoo doll as a coke head years ago...
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post #27 of 30
8/16/04 at 1:54pm

Feldog is moving up

Corey Feldman told SCI FI Wire that he is providing the voice of a regular character on ABC Family's upcoming animated TV series Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! "It's basically Transformers meets Ninja Turtles meets The Powerpuff Girls," Feldman said in an interview. "It's this combination of all the great warrior team animated shows of the last 20 years. It's got the core elements of all of them, and yet it's got its own original sparks."

Feldman added, "And speaking of sparks, that happens to be my character's name, which is Sprx-77. Basically, it's a team of super robot monkeys that are half-robot and half-monkey. They were created, I guess, as some kind of an experiment and ended up being stronger and greater. They each have their own superpower, if you will. There's the scientific genius. There's the dumb one who's really good at doing things luckily. Then there's a [human] kid, [Chiro, voiced by Greg Cipes,] who is the leader of all the monkeys. And there's a female monkey, and I see that there's probably a love interest brewing between her character and mine. My character has a magnetic hand: He can take off [and put on] different attachments. His main power is this huge magnet that can pretty much grab anything. My character is sort of the Harrison Ford monkey. He's kind of the Han Solo in the group. He's got the smart-ass remark. He's the tough one and the one taking the kid under his wing." Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!, which will also feature the voices of Tom Kenny, Mark Hamill, Wil Wheaton and Clancy Brown, will debut next month on Toon Disney as also as part of ABC Family’s JETIX blocks
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post #28 of 30
8/16/04 at 10:48pm
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Originally Posted by Altar
Corey Feldman told SCI FI Wire that he is providing the voice of a regular character on ABC Family's upcoming animated TV series Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! "It's basically Transformers meets Ninja Turtles meets The Powerpuff Girls," Feldman said in an interview. "It's this combination of all the great warrior team animated shows of the last 20 years. It's got the core elements of all of them, and yet it's got its own original sparks."

Feldman added, "And speaking of sparks, that happens to be my character's name, which is Sprx-77. Basically, it's a team of super robot monkeys that are half-robot and half-monkey. They were created, I guess, as some kind of an experiment and ended up being stronger and greater. They each have their own superpower, if you will. There's the scientific genius. There's the dumb one who's really good at doing things luckily. Then there's a [human] kid, [Chiro, voiced by Greg Cipes,] who is the leader of all the monkeys. And there's a female monkey, and I see that there's probably a love interest brewing between her character and mine. My character has a magnetic hand: He can take off [and put on] different attachments. His main power is this huge magnet that can pretty much grab anything. My character is sort of the Harrison Ford monkey. He's kind of the Han Solo in the group. He's got the smart-ass remark. He's the tough one and the one taking the kid under his wing." Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!, which will also feature the voices of Tom Kenny, Mark Hamill, Wil Wheaton and Clancy Brown, will debut next month on Toon Disney as also as part of ABC Family’s JETIX blocks

I guess he has moved on to greener pastures. It's about time somebody moved in on the robot-monkey superhero market, it has so much potential.
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post #29 of 30
8/17/04 at 7:14am
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He's the Mojo Jo-Jo of the next generation!
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post #30 of 30
9/22/04 at 3:52pm
What's the difference between Haimster and Feldog's career and that of an actual hamster or dog?

Hamsters and dogs have longer lifespans!
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