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Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash script review

post #1 of 35
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Not sure if this has already been posted but I didnt see anything on the forum so here it is. From Bloody-Disgusting.com(CONTAINS SOME SPOILERS):

"As you figured, I have read the script 'treatment' for Freddy vs Jason vs Ash, there were only a couple lines of dialogue, it was basically the story told in storybook form- from the beginning to the final bloody climax. If there is one thing I want you to gain from this review, it's that Freddy vs Jason vs Ash makes up for all of the mistakes in the first film (like missing Freddy kill scenes)!

I must keep this review vague, so New Line doesn't castrate me for real, and use the footage in the next Texas Chainsaw Massacre film- but I'll give you a taste of the forbidden fruits- because Mr. D wants his readers happy!

Freddy vs Jason vs Ash will be one of the greatest horror movies of all time, because the script shows that it understands the characters, the history of each backstory, the cliche's and most of all- the genre.

The most important thing that drives this amazing story is this one fact that has eluded all of our minds- the Necronomicon is in the Voorhees house! Sure you remember, it's in the basement, it appeared in Jason Goes to Hell- now it's all coming back to you, isn't it?

The movie takes place almost directly after Freddy vs Jason, when Freddy winks (yep, the wink was for a reason), the movie wasn't really over- did you really think it would be that easy after 25 years of terror? I'm not going to tell you anything more, except that this is probably one of the coolest 'comebacks' in the history of sequels.

Now Ash, how does he fit into the mix? Quite simply- he wants to destroy the Necronomicon and fulfill his destiny, which was prophesized in the Evil Dead series (the series couldn't end yet, he hasn't achieved his destiny). Well without me giving away the story, somehow Jason, Freddy and the "born under a bad sign" ass-kickin Ash come face to face to face- numerous times. The continuity is genuine and fantastic- every angle was thought out, there are NO plot holes that I can see and everything makes complete sense. It really almost seems like it was masterminded almost a decade ago.

Lets talk Ash: Hes the same old Ashley J. Williams that's been in the first three films- only he's older and sick of playing around. He's on a mission, and when he must make decisions between himself and other outside factors, he almost always chooses 'himself'- typical of Ash. He still works at S-mart and there just happens to be a new S-mart opening right by the 'new' Crystal Lake- wink wink.

Jason: He's the same kick-ass Ken Kirzinger looking Jason (a la Jason Lives, the best of the series), only there's a twist, and when you find out this twist- you are going to crap yourselves- no bull! Can you say better Friday the 13th movies in the future (no, he doesn't turn into a robot)?

Freddy: Oh Freddy is pissed this time, and we get to see more of the crazy looking demon Freddy- I'm so excited! He's tricky, cunning, and most of all sadistically funny. But this time Freddy has a new goal, which by the sound of it, is the biggest plan that he has ever concocted! You wanted a Nightmare on Elm Street movie, you got one!

One reason this movie is going to be a blast is that 2/3 of the movie looks to be as big as- or even bigger than- the battle at the end of Freddy vs Jason. The tone is even more serious, and the pace is quick. There isn't too much time explaining the history of the characters- we pretty much just get a short Ash flashback story- for the goons who've never seen an Evil Dead movie.

There is a new environment, which should quite interesting. The movie takes place around Christmas, so there's snow and ice and everyone is just so cheery!

But most of all, I love the "nods" to each franchise. There is a certain sequence that involved Ash, and the return of his cut off hand, which is by far one of the greatest ideas I've ever heard of; I yelled out loud, "NO FUC#!NG WAY!" It's so hard for me to keep this under wraps, because it is seriously so brilliant.

I promise you, I was afraid that this wouldn't work, but it does. Everything is perfectly packaged and sealed with a pretty (bloody) bow. I'm sorry I couldn't give you more, but I don't want to get the powers that be at New Line mad, I'm sure they're already wondering where I got the treatment from. ::ziiiippp:: goes my lips.

This is your new best friend Mr. Disgusting signing off...

Please Note: #1. Do NOT email me any questions, because this is the extent
that I can go, no further.

#2 Kane Hodder as of right now will 100% NOT be returning as Jason- and Ronny Yu is almost confirmed to direct... "


and here is a quote from Robert Englund himself:

"During an interview with Sci Fi.com Robert Englund was quoted as saying, "The premise is that if Freddy gets his hand on the necronomicon, he can return to life, as an immortal superbeing to seek revenge on Jason. Meanwhile, Freddy has to posses sleeping kids to try to kill Jason, but Jason just annhilates them. The parents of Elm Street view this as Jason murdering kids, so they hire a few supernatural being hunters to kill Jason. They top the team with Ash, who needs the money to fund his trip to destroy the book of the dead. Freddy realises Ash has the necronomicon in his dreams, so he has to get into Ash's mind. So that interlocks the battle. Hope they finish soon, i'm looking foward to working with Bruce (Campbell) and Ken (Kirzinger)."
post #2 of 35
<---- That's me rolling my eyes. And doing the loopy thing with my hand.
post #3 of 35
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Originally Posted by Ghostbuster626
Not sure if this has already been posted but I didnt see anything on the forum so here it is. From Bloody-Disgusting.com(CONTAINS SOME SPOILERS):

"But most of all, I love the "nods" to each franchise. There is a certain sequence that involved Ash, and the return of his cut off hand, which is by far one of the greatest ideas I've ever heard of; I yelled out loud, "NO FUC#!NG WAY!" It's so hard for me to keep this under wraps, because it is seriously so brilliant."
Let me guess... It's wearing Freddy's glove?
post #4 of 35
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Originally Posted by Ghostbuster626
Not sure if this has already been posted but I didnt see anything on the forum so here it is. From Bloody-Disgusting.com(CONTAINS SOME SPOILERS):

"They top the team with Ash, who needs the money to fund his trip to destroy the book of the dead."
This is why Evil Dead 1 should not be skipped. The book was burned up in that movie. It's already gone.
post #5 of 35
Does anyone bother to read the boards anymore? I already posted this in its entirety on the previous FvJvA thread!

http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69881

Come to think of it you did the same thing on the AvP thread. Next time try doing a search before you post something. It gets redundant seeing the same things posted over and over.
post #6 of 35
Oh im up for the idea, sounds great to me but this sounds really fake to me. Reason? Just sounds too good to be true. That A this would really happen and B it would actually be good. Like I said, im thinking fake.....although I do hope im wrong.
post #7 of 35
I would really like to see this movie. There's no IMDB listing, but on the Freddy vs. Jason boards I saw a poster who said that he considered himself a horror fan, but he did not know who Ash was.
post #8 of 35
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Originally Posted by Ghostbuster626
The tone is even more serious, and the pace is quick.
More serious than FREDDY vs. JASON?!? Holy shit!!!
post #9 of 35
I get the feeling that Bloody Disgusting is.............(how do I put this)somewhat less then reliable. I really don't trust theam as far as news go. And they don't review movies very well.
post #10 of 35
Thread Starter 
Thats why I posted a quote from Robert Englunds mouth right after the Bloody Disgusting review. The Englund quote is from an interview he did with sci fi.com
post #11 of 35
I waiting for:

Pumpkinhead vs Ash vs Riddick vs Snake Plisskin


...Hey, it could happen.
post #12 of 35
Ash vs Shaun?

I'll say that i think that 'review' should not be taken seriously, what with not having many real facts and being mostly gushing nonsense.
The vast amount of bullshit i wrote on this topic is stored safely in the thread below, and it can stay there. it is a very nice thread though.

http://chud.com/forums/showthread.ph...eddy+jason+ash
post #13 of 35
Jaws vs Riddick is gonna be a blockbuster!
post #14 of 35
How many movies in this FREDDY VS. JASON sub-series before it goes into space, where all franchises go to die?

I say four, much quicker than FRIDAY THE 13TH's ten.
post #15 of 35
The only people who'd take a review like this seriously are other hyperbole-spouting 18-year-old fanboys who thought Freddy Vs. Jason rocked enough to warrant a sequel.
post #16 of 35
ALL the Nightmare On Elm Street sequels were terrible.

With The exception of Friday The 13th Pt.4 ALL the Friday sequels were terrible.

Freddy Vs Jason was better than all of them so i'm personally looking forward to Freddy Vs Jason Vs Ash.

By the way, i'm 32.
post #17 of 35
Thread Starter 
I pretty much agree with ixnayray. Except I think some of the Nightmare sequels were, although dumb, still pretty fun to watch.
post #18 of 35
I disagree somewhat. I agree every NIGHTMARE flick besides 1 and 3 were poor at best. But I think FRIDAY gets a bum rap, well, the Paramount flicks anyway. 1 is great 2 is decent, 3 is great, 4 is great as he says, 5 is average, 6 is magnificent and the best episode period, 7 and 8 are poor and as far as I'm concerned, the series died then because JASON GOES TO HELL, JASON X and FREDDY VS JASON are awful movies. At least JASON X can be enjoyed on a base level with alcohol, which can't be said for the turgid FVJ.
post #19 of 35
Thread Starter 
no way, Freddy vs. Jason is far superior to garbage like Jason X. FvJ was pretty good it had lots of blood and gore..the only flaws were that it lacked scares and the kids got annoying but luckily most of them died horrible horrible deaths which was satisfying.
post #20 of 35
I think the more gore there is in these franchises, the better they are. Thats why Friday 1 & 4 are the best. The first Nightmare was so cool because you didn't see that much of Freddy.

I don't want to see Jason or Freddy disappear so I think the Vs idea is worthwhile. I want them to continue with Ash, Pinhead, Leatherface and Michael Myers because modern horror films seem to fail on every level.

We need more gore and higher bodycounts. Thats why we loved them so much in the first place. Well, that and the fact they made us shit ourselves...
post #21 of 35
The treatment review is real, but that Englund interview is a 2 month old fake from a message board, posted by a guy who never backed up his source. I don't know why Mr. Disgusting posted the interview, which doesn't match up with his review all that well. Apparently he didn't even read it before posting it.

The treatment does sound awesome, though. I hope the deal goes through, I can't wait to see this movie.
post #22 of 35
Garbage Pail Kids vs Pumpkinhead is gonna rock!
post #23 of 35
Not as much as MEAN GIRLS vs. JURASSIC PARK.
post #24 of 35
verses vs the satanic verses

integrity vs money
post #25 of 35
The Seven Deadly Sins vs. The Seven Wonders of the World, maybe?
post #26 of 35
Coyote Ugly vs Day of the Animals
post #27 of 35
care bears vs the bad news bears
post #28 of 35
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Originally Posted by Trinity'sGusset
care bears vs the bad news bears
How about The Bad News Bears vs Grizzley ?

He loves honey head kids!
post #29 of 35
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Originally Posted by Trinity'sGusset
integrity vs money
Integrity has already lost that one. I think the release of Star Wars Episode One was the death blow.
post #30 of 35
Aw, hark at you with the Prequel hate!

You think integrity was still breathing after Caravan of Courage?

We'll know the corpse has been exhumed with the ultimate vs movie:

Star Wars vs Star Trek.
post #31 of 35
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Originally Posted by thedudeabides
I waiting for:

Pumpkinhead vs Ash vs Riddick vs Snake Plisskin


...Hey, it could happen.
Ash vs. Snake Plisskin would be the battle on the one liners...
post #32 of 35
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Originally Posted by Jack19
Integrity has already lost that one. I think the release of Star Wars Episode One was the death blow.
I don't think integrity has much to do with it. He didn't release TPM just to get money, he's still a director and still wants to tell stories. It just happens that the stories he tells are shite.

I watched FVJ again last night, and it's still utter shite. I'm really not sure I want to see a sequel from this creative team.
post #33 of 35
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Originally Posted by icer
Ash vs. Snake Plisskin would be the battle on the one liners...
Ash vs. Bob Hope
post #34 of 35
Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash vs. Myers vs. Pinhead vs. Christine vs. Dracula vs. Frankenstein vs. Wolfman vs. Alien vs. Predator vs. Leatherface vs. Jaws vs. Uber-Jason vs. Batman vs. Superman vs. Spiderman vs. Ninja Turtles vs. T-rex vs. Raptors
post #35 of 35
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Originally Posted by Thunderchild
Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash vs. Myers vs. Pinhead vs. Christine vs. Dracula vs. Frankenstein vs. Wolfman vs. Alien vs. Predator vs. Leatherface vs. Jaws vs. Uber-Jason vs. Batman vs. Superman vs. Spiderman vs. Ninja Turtles vs. T-rex vs. Raptors
2: revenge of the combatants

in which everyone realises that the real cause of all their mutual antagonism is the abbreviation 'vs.'
Completely ignored, it has been at the heart of every one of their fights over the years, bringing them together again and again in senseless slaughter.
They gang up on the shit-stirring 'vs.', rend it letter from letter, and bury the pieces somewhere in Texas, where they are sure no-one will read them.
With 'vs.' gone, the combatants realise that violence never really solves anything and they sit down to talk out their problems around a barbeque.
The film bombs and so the producers release a 'director's cut' which has a final scene added.
Scene: a nursery school room.
two children are playing nicely with some alphabet blocks. one of the kids puts down a 'v'. the other drags an 's' next to it. the teacher notices and runs to try and stop them.
Teacher: Stop!
the teacher accidentally knocks a gobstopper from a child's hand, it rolls along the floor towards the two blocks. the teacher dives to try and catch the gobstopper but it is too late. it knocks against the far side of the 's'. an overhead shot shows the abbreviation 'vs.' spelled out. the shot pulls back, showing the children of the nursery pummeling each other with lego and speak'n'spells while the teacher cries with her hands over her face.
Teacher: Noooooooo!




You know, maybe.
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