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post #1 of 23
8/27/04 at 11:48pm
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Harmless or no?
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post #2 of 23
8/27/04 at 11:52pm
Anybody answers that question, we'll find you and cut you.
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post #3 of 23
8/27/04 at 11:56pm
I feel sorry for people who have kids. Some of them might have to watch this foolishness.

If I had kids,and they wanted to see this I would beat them. Then I would make them watch some artsy european films.
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post #4 of 23
8/28/04 at 1:45am
Man, if I had a kid, and he asked me to see this, I'd make him watch Predator 5 times in a row. Whiile I got drunk.
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post #5 of 23
8/28/04 at 4:25am
It's embarrassing to watch Jon Voigt go on TV and promote this movie. He had a hand in producing it too which is even worse.
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post #6 of 23
8/28/04 at 10:11pm
so... did anyone actually see this?
You just know any critic that gives it a very good review is a poster quote whore! Hell if I wrote a glowing review on IMDB it would probably turn up on the cover.

I can see the UK DVD cover art now.
"Histericly funny, I was laughing for days afterwords, the greatest comedy EVER MADE"- Paul Ross- News Of The World.
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post #7 of 23
8/29/04 at 1:19pm
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And the Cars okayed the use of their music in the trailer! Eek!
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post #8 of 23
8/29/04 at 1:26pm
How surreal would it be to star in a film when you were just a baby? Like, you'd be in college 20 years later and one of your frat buddies would find out and they wouldn't stop ragging on you about it until you eventually took your own life.

Man, I feel bad for those kids. I'm sure their preformances are probably serviceable. They're just victims of lousy writing.
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post #9 of 23
8/29/04 at 1:59pm
I have good news and bad news.

The bad news is this abominable waste of celluloid grossed $3.3 million this weekend.

The good news is it failed to make it into the top ten.
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post #10 of 23
8/29/04 at 4:00pm
What's the audience for this movie anyway? Babies don't watch movies. Adults obviously won't want to watch it. Do kids really want to watch babies? I'm sure I wouldn't have.
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post #11 of 23
8/29/04 at 4:54pm
This trailer made me laugh at the sheer idiocy of its existence. The kid poured a glass of water on his head.
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post #12 of 23
8/29/04 at 5:06pm
is not this movie the very definition of true horror? just the thought of going to see this movie give me the willies.
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post #13 of 23
8/29/04 at 6:50pm
Is any one even going to watch this "film" (and I use that term very loosely) to talk about it post release? Does anybody care? I don't think so.
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post #14 of 23
8/29/04 at 8:10pm
Yeah, next thing you know, they'll be doing a sequel to The Mask with a dumbass CGI baby...
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post #15 of 23
8/29/04 at 8:18pm
"Man fall down. Funny."

Is there nothing that The Simpsons can't teach us?

Now, which will be worse? This or "You Got Served 2: The Servening"?
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post #16 of 23
8/29/04 at 8:25pm
It still can't be worse than SHREK 2.
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post #17 of 23
8/30/04 at 9:23am
Sheer brilliance.
Clark's best movie since "Deathdream".
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post #18 of 23
8/30/04 at 10:52am
I took one for the team and did the film check. 1 hour an 40 minutes of my life gone with me ending up in a fetal position in the seats of the theater. I'm not sure I have recovered yet. I now can say I've seen something worse than Catwoman this year and as an extra aside, this makes Catwoman look like Oscar Best Picture material.

The images are a blur as my brain cells leak from my ears but here are some low lights:

Fart joke starts off the movie.
They actually put in a Tyson biting ear joke.
Jon Voight in a fake over the top german accent and goose stepping marching.
The fake wigs Voight wears makes him look like a demended Captain Kangaroo. So much for warm memories from my childhood of Captain Kangaroo.
The superbaby warror name is Kahuna who dirnks enhancing juice for pop up muscles from a baby bottle after he rips off the nipple of the bottle and chugs it.
Bouncing Baby.
Cupid Girl.
Brain Boy.
Scott Baio... why?
Jon Voight... double why?
Hillary Duff look alike in blond geek role.
They take this stuff seriously, not in a camp way.

I left crying. At least I got paid.
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post #19 of 23
8/30/04 at 1:01pm
Wow, that movie sounds like a John Smoltz fastball to the crotch. MovieImp, you are much braver than I could ever be.
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post #20 of 23
8/30/04 at 1:36pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by MovieImp
The superbaby warror name is Kahuna who drinks enhancing juice for pop-up muscles from a baby bottle after he rips off the nipple of the bottle and chugs it.
Someone was paid to come up with this.

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post #21 of 23
8/30/04 at 5:40pm
For fucking shame.
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post #22 of 23
8/30/04 at 9:50pm
MovieImp, you are a better man than I am. You will be remembered as a hero.
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post #23 of 23
8/30/04 at 9:50pm
i thought the whole "look, we can make it look like babies are talking" fad ended by the mid-90's.

guess i was wrong.
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