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Official Chud Bear Draft

post #1 of 19
9/7/04 at 8:30pm
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Nick personally came to my apartment today and ok'd this. He actually stamped my PC monitor with a gold-trimmed stamp bearing the CHUD logo; this stamp was retrieved from a stainless steel briefcase emblazoned with the same CHUD logo. We put names in a hat and coincidentally I won the first overall pick in the OFFICIAL CHUD BEAR DRAFT, which commences now. This draft will end as soon as all of the cool bears are off the board, which should be like two hours; a stark contrast from the fucking Bataan Death March that was the UNSANCTIONED Studio Draft.

With the first overall choice, I select SUN BEAR.



Whoever posts next has the second pick, EXCEPT if you participated in the handicapped child-murdering, collection plate-stealing travesty known as the UNSANCTIONED Studio Draft. You guys are barred from the OFFICIAL CHUD BEAR DRAFT. Maybe next time you'll go through the proper channels, you iconoclast bastards.
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post #2 of 19
9/7/04 at 8:36pm
It was a tough choice for me. But in the end, I decided to go with -

MURDERED BEAR


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post #3 of 19
9/7/04 at 8:41pm
I had to follow my heart and nominate nature's craftiest creature, the dreaded MOCK BEAR:

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post #4 of 19
9/7/04 at 8:48pm
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The scariest part about the MOCK BEAR is that the picture you posted is correctly in proportion with the massive SUN BEAR. Such a behemoth is clearly worthy of the third choice.
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post #5 of 19
9/7/04 at 8:58pm
And the thing about a mock bear is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at you, he doesn't even seem to be living...until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white and then...and then you hear that terrible high-pitched screaming.
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post #6 of 19
9/7/04 at 9:00pm
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And look at those spider-like fingers...perfectly designed to peel human faces off. Such a GHASTLY, yet impressive creature.
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post #7 of 19
9/7/04 at 10:04pm
With the fourth pick in the draft, it is with great pride and excitement and pride that we, the Shadowy Corporations Of America, pick:



Bear That Drives Car!

Hopefully, he'll fit into the uniform. And drives the team bus.
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post #8 of 19
9/8/04 at 7:32pm
I got pick no. 5. I'm gonna go with the Bear-Who-Thinks-He's-The-Troll-From-"Cat's Eye":
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post #9 of 19
9/8/04 at 8:01pm
I'll take number 6.

Nice to see that you took my advice, Gist.



Wokka Wokka, motherfucker.
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post #10 of 19
9/8/04 at 8:35pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anderson


Wokka Wokka, motherfucker.
That so needs to be a T-Shirt.
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post #11 of 19
9/8/04 at 9:54pm
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FOZZIE BEAR is a great choice, but unfortunately due to the rules Anderson's pick doesn't count because he was a part of that sad-ass Studio Draft shit. So if somebody else wants Fozzie, he's very much available.

The second round starts today: I choose THE BEAR FROM ALTERED BEAST.

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post #12 of 19
9/9/04 at 4:11pm
I come bearing bad news...

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post #13 of 19
9/9/04 at 5:09pm


Once you taste Talia Shire, you never go back.
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post #14 of 19
9/9/04 at 7:09pm
My Bear can kick Your Bear in its face.

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post #15 of 19
9/9/04 at 7:21pm
Mr. Bean Bear:

http://home.concepts.nl/~lwmkeijs/bb/bb020b.jpg

http://home.concepts.nl/~lwmkeijs/bb/bb020a.jpg
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post #16 of 19
9/9/04 at 8:32pm
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From the league orifice:

Drafter REGVELJOHNSON has been penalized his third-round choice for drafting out of turn.
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post #17 of 19
9/10/04 at 4:21am
Fabfunk selects... DANNY DEVITO
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post #18 of 19
9/11/04 at 1:19am


Baxter: Leave these humans alone. They mean you no harm.
Bear: We Bears are a proud race. They must pay for their transgression.
Baxter: On my journey I met one of your kind. His name was Katow-jo. We became friends.
Bear: Katow-jo is my cousin. From now on, you will be known as Baxter, Friend to Bears. Go in peace.
Baxter: I will spread tales of your compassion.
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post #19 of 19
9/13/04 at 12:37am
For your consideration
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