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post #101 of 137
6/5/05 at 3:13pm
Leela : "Oh no, there's no exhaust pipe!"
Project Satan : "Thanks to Ed Begley Jr.'s electric engine, the most evil propulsion system ever invented!"
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post #102 of 137
6/5/05 at 3:18pm
Thread Starter 
Fry: "No fair! Leela was training *me* to be captain. She even let me sit on her lap and steer! In this comic I drew."
Zoidberg: "Oooo... The new one is out!"
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post #103 of 137
6/5/05 at 4:32pm
"Amy....tend to the widow Pac-Man."

"Oh, Fry....I love you more than the stars, the moon, the--POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND."

"Very well...let this abomination unto the Lord begin!"
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post #104 of 137
6/6/05 at 11:38am
"Bite my shiny metal ass!" For real!
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post #105 of 137
6/9/05 at 1:59pm
Mr. Panucci: "There's only three real monsters, kid. Dracula, Blacula, and Son of Kong. Now quit picking your nose and knead that dough!"

Bender: "Ehhh, these balls are making me testy."

Hedonism-bot: "A man writing an opera about a woman? Oh sirrah! How delightfully absurd!"
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post #106 of 137
6/9/05 at 2:28pm
The first line is good:
Fry in voiceover- Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.

This little exchange is one of my favorites:

Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
Glermo: Why those are the Grunka Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.
Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.
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post #107 of 137
6/9/05 at 3:44pm
Bob Barker: "So you lost the atom, huh? You're garbage! Human garbage! Do you brain dead space jockeys have any idea how much that thing is worth?"
Fry: "A hundred thousand?"
Leela: "Two hundred thousand?"
Bender: "Two hundred thousand and one?"
Bob Barker: "You're closest without going over."
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post #108 of 137
6/9/05 at 4:01pm
Bob Barker : "I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive! ...so long as no one wears the skin."
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post #109 of 137
6/10/05 at 5:55am
Fry: "Hey, this is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip"
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post #110 of 137
7/5/05 at 3:14pm
Bender: Crappy ineffective Reaper.
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post #111 of 137
7/5/05 at 3:39pm
Ah, while watching Wizard of Oz last night, of course these gems were uttered...

Zoidberg: "And I'm the other guy. Courage. Not enough of it. Need some from whatshisname."

Professor: "Now, what do you nice kids want?"
Zoidberg: "Nothing! I'm leaving! …but if you have extra courage I'd hold it away for you maybe?"
Professor: "Oh blithery poop my cowardly lobster. You don't need courage. After all… who needs courage when you have a gun?"
Zoidberg: "Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang! No world! You put YOUR hands up!"

Leela: "Can anyone fix my ship so I can get home?"
Amy: "Abraca-dah! Just ask the professor. He lives in the emerald laboratory down Martin Luther King boulevard."
Leela: "You mean that yellow brick road?"
Amy: "The city council renamed it in 1975."

Fry: "Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head.."
Leela:" I was having the most wonderful dream, except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!"
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post #112 of 137
7/5/05 at 3:58pm
Bender: "And if you won't do it for us, then maybe you'll do it for... OGG! GORILLA EMPEROR OF EARTH!"
Professor: "Sorry Ogg, but I have a new crew. How was your trip to Fantasy Planet, where your deepest fantasies come true?"
Amy: "Fun!"
Hermes: "Organized!"
Zoidberg: "For one beautiful night I knew what it was to be a grandmother. Subjugated! Yet honored!"
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post #113 of 137
7/5/05 at 4:09pm
Professor Farnsworth : "In your day, Mars was an inhospitable wasteland, much like Utah. But unlike Utah, it was eventually made liveable."

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Fry : "So we could sign up and use our discount cards to buy gum, and then immediately drop out, right?"
Military Recruiter : "That's right, there's no obligation. Unless war were declared."
*Siren Blares*
Fry : "What's that siren mean?"
Military Recruiter : "War were declared."
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post #114 of 137
7/6/05 at 3:24pm
Brannigan: "You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately-attractive monkey? You must've smoked some bad granola."
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post #115 of 137
7/6/05 at 3:33pm
Zoidberg : (Reading Fry's note) "Edna, of all the freaky lobster things on this planet, you are apparently the hottest."
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post #116 of 137
7/6/05 at 3:42pm
Kif: "Isn't it wonderful? Everyone we invited is here!"
Zoidberg: "Also Zoidberg!"

Professor: "He may have Ocean Madness, but that's no excuse for Ocean Rudeness!"

Leela: "But what about your sacred land?"
Martian native: "Pfeh! This place is a dump! Now we can buy a new planet and say its sacred! With this kind of money, who'll question us? No one, that's who!"
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post #117 of 137
7/8/05 at 11:20pm
Suicide Booth: "You are now dead."
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post #118 of 137
7/15/05 at 4:55am
Fry: Your Jamican. I thought you where from some weird Mr. potato head planet
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post #119 of 137
7/15/05 at 9:06am
Leela: "Impressive, they're busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate."
Bender: "I believe that qualifies as ill...at least from a technical standpoint."
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post #120 of 137
7/15/05 at 11:15am
Santa: "Bender, I need you to help me save Christmas!"
Fry: "Don't do it! He's evil!"
Santa: "I know he is, but I'm running out of time."

Bender as Santa: "But I come bearing Tri-Ominoes!"
Mother: "Go for the shins!"

Donbot: "Whaddya say kid? How'd to like to join us?"
Bender: "You know... it's funny... up until now, I always wanted to be in the Robot Mafia. So the answer is yes."
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post #121 of 137
9/12/05 at 3:15pm
Fry: What happened to you Zoidberg? You used to be cool!

Always cracks me up.
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post #122 of 137
9/15/05 at 10:14am
Truman : "Listen up! If you come in peace, surrender! If you're here to make war, we surrender!"
Zoidberg : "Both good. The important thing is, I'm meeting new people."

Truman : "Take this stuff to Area 51, pronto!"
General : "But sir, that's where we're filming the fake moon landing!"
Truman : "Then we're gonna have to really land on the moon! Invent NASA and tell 'em to get off their fannies!"
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post #123 of 137
9/15/05 at 10:25am
Fry: "Melllvar, you can't let a TV show control your life. Look at Walter, after he quit Star Trek, he became an actor."
Walter Koenig: "Not just an actor, but a well rounded person! With my own friends and credit cards and keys..."


Zoidberg: "Reveal your mysteries to Zoidberg! *breaks bottle* Ohhhh, professor will hit me! But, if Zoidberg fixes it, perhaps gifts!"


Zoidberg: "As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened, why not? A mystical love radiation spread throughout the galaxy. Many worlds were destroyed, including three gangster planets and a cowboy world!"
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post #124 of 137
9/15/05 at 10:38am
Bender: "Fry! Help me! My heart stopped beating!"
Fry: "You don't have a heart. You're a robot."
Bender: "Sure. Right. Robot. Ohhh Fry, my skin's all dry and clanky."
Fry: "Well yeah ... robots are made off metal?"
Bender: "AM I a robot?"
Fry: "Bender, if this is some kind of scam, I don't get it. You already have my power of attorney."
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post #125 of 137
9/15/05 at 10:45am
Bender: Fine! I'll just create my own theme park. With Blackjack. And Hookers. Wait, forget the theme park!
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post #126 of 137
9/15/05 at 10:49am
Almost everything that Scruffy the janitor says is gold as well.

Scruffy:

"I've never seen that guy so down. Or ever before. " (Post 75 beat me to it)

"Scruffy's gonna get himself one of those $300 haircuts. This one's lost its pizzaz. "
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post #127 of 137
9/15/05 at 6:11pm
Old Man's Voice: "Do you remember a time when chocolate chip cookies came fresh baked out of the oven? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote and certain folks weren't allowed on the golf courses? Pepperidge Farm remembers."
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post #128 of 137
9/18/05 at 12:34am
Zapp: Kif you know whay I hate the Neutrals?
Kif: Why sir?
Zapp: You never know where they stand. Their neutrality disgusts me.
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post #129 of 137
9/20/05 at 11:00am
Bender : "Friends! I have come to free you from your complicated lives! The uh.. complicated part, not the lives part."
Leela : "Oh lord, he's made out of wood."

Horrible Robot Nanny : "BE STILL, LITTLE ONE. I HAVE REPLACED YOUR MOTHER."

Robot Guard #1: "Halt! Be you robot, or human?"
Leela : "Robot, we be."
Fry : "That's right, just two robots, out... robotting it up!"
Robot Guard #2: "Administer... the test."
Robot Guard #1: "Which of the following would you prefer? A) A puppy. B) A flower from your sweetie. or C) A large, properly formatted data file? CHOOSE!"
(Leela & Fry confer quietly)
Fry : "Is the puppy.. mechanical in any way?"
Robot Guard #2: "NO. It is the BAD kind of puppy!"
Fry : "Then C, the data thing!"
Robot Guard #2: "CORRECT! You may pass."
Robot Guard #1: "The flower would also have been acceptable."

"Human" Monster from "It Came from Planet Earth!" : "I will eat and digest you all with my SYSTEM OF MIGHTY ORGANS! BEHOLD!"
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post #130 of 137
12/30/05 at 6:41am
Takei: Maybe we can take them out along with us, do you have a self destruct sequence? Like 1-A 2-B, 3-C...
*Bender's head explodes*
Bender: Thanks Takei, now everyone knows!
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post #131 of 137
1/4/06 at 4:40pm
Bender: You really want a robot for a friend?
Fry: Yeah, ever since I was six.
Bender: Well, ok. But I don't want people thinking we are robosexuals... so if anyone asks, you are my debugger.

Bender: Stupid anti-pimping laws!

Fry: Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex.

Bender: Sorry you struck out, Sausage-Link. If it's any consolation, my life is great. Babes, bucks, I've got it all.

Zoidberg: They're tastier than an unguarded penguin nest. What do you call them?
Leela: We haven't thought of a name yet.
Bender: They're tasty, right? Let's call them Tasticles.
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post #132 of 137
1/4/06 at 6:50pm
Bender: Oh Boy! Zuban cigars! I could stink up a whole maternity ward with one of these!

And I know this isn't a quote but the episode where Fry and Leela go to find Bender on the robot planet and find him looking at robot porn which is a computer schematic, that's genius.
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post #133 of 137
1/4/06 at 8:04pm
"You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."
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post #134 of 137
1/4/06 at 9:12pm
Fry: You know how you like chocolate, but you don't want to eat it everyday.
Amy: But Fry--
Fry: Can chocolate shut up and let me finish?

Hippie: You can't own property, man.
Prof. Farnsworth: Of course i can. but that's because i'm not some dirty hippie!
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post #135 of 137
1/16/06 at 4:18pm
Amy's Valentine's Day date: (leans in) Why don't we go back to my place for some coffee?
Amy: (leans in) Okay. But I don't really like coffee.
Fry's head (surgically attached to Amy's shoulder): gasp!
Amy's date: (whispers) That's Ok... Neither do I.
Fry's head: Aahh!
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post #136 of 137
11/13/08 at 1:10am
Minister: I barely knew Philip. But as a clergyman, I have no problem telling his closest friends all about him.
(the congregation murmurs in approva)
Hermes: Soothe us with sweet lies!
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post #137 of 137
11/13/08 at 2:00am
"How big is the honeycomb?"
"Honeycomb big, yeah yeah yeah."
"It's not small?"
"No no no."
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