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post #101 of 2383
3/12/08 at 2:08pm
What techniques exactly? The process of finding the best apple fritter in Los Angeles or what to do when then the local fast food joint won't put bacon on your soft serve?
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post #102 of 2383
3/12/08 at 2:10pm
VHS?? He couldn't even get dvds printed up (or is it just a realllllly old product)? Oh man..

Good to see the guy who's done his DTV cover art of late worked on that tape

I still think this is the best bit of Segal merchandise ever

http://store.stevenseagal.com/index....WPROD&ProdID=4

one day..
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post #103 of 2383
3/12/08 at 2:13pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
What techniques exactly?
A 6' 5", 300lb. man throwing people half his size into shit. Hard.
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post #104 of 2383
3/12/08 at 2:23pm
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You know him as Steven Seagal, Star of some of the top action films from the past decade.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's funny.
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post #105 of 2383
3/12/08 at 2:24pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
A 6' 5", 300lb. man throwing people half his size into shit. Hard.
I still want to see this. I mean it's got a techno finisher, what could be greater than that?
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post #106 of 2383
3/14/08 at 3:21am
I guess this is suppose to be some kind of "red-neck lightsaber"

http://www.starshipmodeler.info/gallery13/aw_fargo.htm
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post #107 of 2383
3/19/08 at 12:00pm
Funny website.
http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/
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post #108 of 2383
3/19/08 at 12:07pm
Level 5 was the best. That kind of reminded me of Harvey Birdman.
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post #109 of 2383
3/19/08 at 1:01pm
Click on the "Body" tab. The guy does a basic instinct. Thank God it's blurred out though.
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post #110 of 2383
3/19/08 at 1:04pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
I guess this is suppose to be some kind of "red-neck lightsaber"

http://www.starshipmodeler.info/gallery13/aw_fargo.htm
Not so much Redneck, but really poor man's lightsaber.
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post #111 of 2383
3/24/08 at 4:07pm
More old ads.
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/200...ing-vol-2.html
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post #112 of 2383
3/25/08 at 3:48pm
What's hilarious is that I never thought of this

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post #113 of 2383
3/25/08 at 4:00pm
Ah guerilla art, how I love thee.
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post #114 of 2383
3/26/08 at 4:24pm
Brief Jerky
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6577234

Put some bacon salt on there and I'm in hog heaven.


Dead animals with Jesus
http://www.pettributecreations.com/index_010.htm
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post #115 of 2383
3/26/08 at 4:32pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
That reminded me of this. (warning: NOT hilarious)
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post #116 of 2383
3/26/08 at 4:33pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
Holy shit. I remember that Love's Baby Soft ad like it was yesterday. Me and every girl in our junior high used to douse ourselves in that stuff.
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post #117 of 2383
3/27/08 at 2:45pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
That reminded me of this. (warning: NOT hilarious)
Yeah, that's about the most NOT hilarious, depressing thing I have ever seen.
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post #118 of 2383
3/27/08 at 2:46pm
It's up there. Click at your own risk.
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post #119 of 2383
3/27/08 at 3:04pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
That reminded me of this. (warning: NOT hilarious)
Oh my god. I just have no words for that. I mean, on the one hand, those poor, poor people. On the other hand... gaaah... I guess the most diplomatic thing to say is - grief does some crazy shit.
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post #120 of 2383
3/27/08 at 3:20pm
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Originally Posted by Matt Turner View Post
Yeah, that's about the most NOT hilarious, depressing thing I have ever seen.
Depends on how much you like kids, I guess. Since I tend to hate the little fuckers, that shit is GOLD.




I'm totally just kidding here.



Except for the hating kids part. That's true.
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post #121 of 2383
3/27/08 at 3:35pm
I can understand the need for people to want their pets photoshopped with Jesus,(the crime here is that it's BAD photoshop work) but to have photos taken of your dead child, what do you do with those? hang them up on the family photo wall? Do you get wallet prints?
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post #122 of 2383
4/1/08 at 3:53pm
Sliding right to left is for squares.
http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/defendius/

Edit: Product may not actually exist. April fools and all that...
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post #123 of 2383
4/2/08 at 12:56pm
Quantum Sleeper

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The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments

Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.

The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, “ ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE”.
http://www.qsleeper.com/
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post #124 of 2383
4/2/08 at 2:35pm
Ahhh yes... that double-wide coffin sure does look inviting.
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post #125 of 2383
4/2/08 at 5:50pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
What?! Isn't that made out of wood? No way that's real, no way. I call shenanigans.

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post #126 of 2383
4/3/08 at 6:42pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Ahhh yes... that double-wide coffin sure does look inviting.
Especially as it doesn't have a bathroom function.
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post #127 of 2383
4/4/08 at 5:30pm
Slightly used rubber fist.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peggyarcher/519000178/
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post #128 of 2383
4/10/08 at 12:33pm
Placenta drink, good!
http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2008/0...se-compan.html
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post #129 of 2383
4/10/08 at 12:38pm
Your last two posts are a one-two punch of Wrong of epic proportions!
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post #130 of 2383
4/10/08 at 12:45pm
I like how the "slightly used rubber fist" says "Serious buyers only" on the flyer.
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post #131 of 2383
4/10/08 at 1:03pm
How fucking cheap are you that you can't spend the extra $1.50 on new rubber fist....Not that I'd know the price of it. But still, there are certain things you don't chintz on.
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post #132 of 2383
4/10/08 at 1:14pm
But maybe that is exactly the kick.....or rather punch.
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post #133 of 2383
4/10/08 at 1:19pm
It proves there's a market for used sex toys. I hope we see next to GameStop and MovieStop a PornStop. One stop shopping for all your video game, movie, and used/pre-owned certified or your money back Porn and porn accessories.
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post #134 of 2383
4/10/08 at 1:21pm
"Uh yeah, what can I get for this Ass-Jammer 9000? Only used a couple of times."
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post #135 of 2383
4/12/08 at 9:05am
Iron Man cookie:

http://www.superherohype.com/news/topnews.php?id=7056
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post #136 of 2383
4/13/08 at 11:03am
I was browsing through some vintage girly mags and saw this ad:

Now, I understand what the product is really meant for, but I find it strange that they're selling it as a some kind of gum massager. If you want to massage your gums why not just use your own finger, why would you need this thing?
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post #137 of 2383
4/13/08 at 12:32pm
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Originally Posted by Timo View Post
If you want to massage your gums why not just use your own finger, why would you need this thing?
I guess because they couldn't just say "Hey! It's for your cooch!" back then, and "Electric nose-picker" wouldn't go over well either.
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post #138 of 2383
4/14/08 at 12:11pm
He was born into his profession.
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post #139 of 2383
4/14/08 at 2:58pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
I like how the "slightly used rubber fist" says "Serious buyers only" on the flyer.
I'm more curious about the "interesting trades considered" part.
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post #140 of 2383
4/14/08 at 4:06pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
I guess because they couldn't just say "Hey! It's for your cooch!" back then, and "Electric nose-picker" wouldn't go over well either.
Lisa's right. So yeah it's for that other sensitive red material and no I don't mean the tongue. But I laugh at the fact it's shaped to look like a finger. Damn those modernists.
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post #141 of 2383
4/16/08 at 1:34pm
Not nasty, I swear!
http://www.sternlab.org/index.php?pr...logyInterfaces
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post #142 of 2383
4/16/08 at 10:13pm
To quote a sig I used to see on here, I know there's no way to explain finding this without coming across as some kind of retarded gay pervert, but...the Sex has landed, people.
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post #143 of 2383
4/17/08 at 12:10am
Ok, I'm somewhat sure I know who posted that, somewhat.

Fucking funny none the less...
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post #144 of 2383
4/17/08 at 11:51am
Why did I watch the video??? WHY???

Calendar Girls need a new business plan.
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post #145 of 2383
4/17/08 at 12:02pm
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Originally Posted by Schwartz View Post
To quote a sig I used to see on here, I know there's no way to explain finding this without coming across as some kind of retarded gay pervert, but...the Sex has landed, people.
I think time will prove this to be the most important discovery of '08, even moreso than a hidden kingdom of crystal skulls, and whatever the hell the xfiles movie is about.
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post #146 of 2383
4/18/08 at 6:45pm
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Originally Posted by Schwartz View Post
To quote a sig I used to see on here, I know there's no way to explain finding this without coming across as some kind of retarded gay pervert, but...the Sex has landed, people.
I am not sure whether I should either be deeply honored and flattered on having my gay blog posting linked to CHUD's "The fact that this exists is hilarious" or because I was labeled as a "some kind of retarded gay pervert." I really can't decide.
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post #147 of 2383
4/18/08 at 7:18pm
Just smile and nod, volte, smile and nod.
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post #148 of 2383
4/18/08 at 7:29pm
It was just an absurdly esoteric reference. No offense, but I find Devin the Sex Symbol to be a very humorous concept.
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post #149 of 2383
4/18/08 at 8:20pm
Schwartz: Enjoy some woofy sexy bear action that does not show Devin's ass.

Also:

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post #150 of 2383
4/21/08 at 5:36pm
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