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post #51 of 2383
post #52 of 2383
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Originally Posted by Detonathor
A buddy of mine recommended putting a slice of cucumber in a pitcher of water in the fridge. He said it took the chlorine taste out of the tap water and gave it a pleasant but light cucumber after-taste. Now, I like the flavor of cucumber, but that water tasted nasty. Of course, maybe it was because I was using it to chase a shot of Jager and tequila, but still, nasty.

I've also seen health nuts drinking some sort of Aloe Vera beverage. I smelled it, and sure enough, it smelled like the crap I rub on my shoulders when I get sunburned. Yech.
post #53 of 2383
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Originally Posted by Catboreal


They're plush microbes. I want Mad Cow and the Ulcer.

Here's the list: http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/6708/images/
I can't locate a picture of it, but a company here in Easton, PA used to market their enema product with a plush version. A PLUSH ENEMA! Fucking brilliant!

Found It!

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Thread Starter 
Christoga: Christian Yoga

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Actress Janine Turner joins forces with fitness expert Mary Cunningham to create a routine that combines hatha yoga and Christian meditation for a workout that exercises both body and soul. Using biblical Scripture, Turner and Cunningham give Christian names to traditional yoga poses. As you perform Christ Exalted, Mighty Disciple and Salvation Rotation, you'll feel your spirit stretching along with your muscles.
post #55 of 2383
Back in 2000, McFarlane Toys released a series of action figures based on the Adam Sandler film Little Nicky:
http://www.spawn.com/toys/series.aspx?series=4
Holy shit, did anyone actually buy any of this garbage?
post #56 of 2383
I imagine if you check Ebay, some idiot did.
post #57 of 2383
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Originally Posted by Cry Havok
I can't locate a picture of it, but a company here in Easton, PA used to market their enema product with a plush version. A PLUSH ENEMA! Fucking brilliant!

Found It!

I need to get one of those for my office!
post #58 of 2383
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Originally Posted by Randolph Carter
Back in 2000, McFarlane Toys released a series of action figures based on the Adam Sandler film Little Nicky:
http://www.spawn.com/toys/series.aspx?series=4
Holy shit, did anyone actually buy any of this garbage?
My friend, Tony, did, actually. We don't really talk anymore.
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post #60 of 2383
And this cheeseburger is so cheap!

Only 3.95 EUR! 3.95 Euro = 5.83541 US Dollar.

And they have a lot of other tasty stuff there as well.
post #61 of 2383
HumanCar



Yabba Dabba Doo.
post #62 of 2383
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Originally Posted by Radb707 View Post
I was totally ready to order that but the German company that makes it won't ship to the US.
post #63 of 2383
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Originally Posted by Jared Melton View Post
I was totally ready to order that but the German company that makes it won't ship to the US.
Curse those international health code standards!
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post #65 of 2383
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Originally Posted by Graham View Post
I don't really want to know what your arse and bananas do together.
post #66 of 2383
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
I just saw that at a Multi-lingual bookstore in Vancouver, I flipped through it, it was a pretty funny read.
That doesn't surprise me, given Vancouver.

Maybe it'll turn into an overnight success!

It'll be like The Secret, but for Asian men!
post #67 of 2383
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
I've also seen health nuts drinking some sort of Aloe Vera beverage. I smelled it, and sure enough, it smelled like the crap I rub on my shoulders when I get sunburned. Yech.
I drink aloe vera juice and I had a hard time figuring out what it tastes like, but I think I've figured it out - it tastes like baby-wipes smell.
post #68 of 2383
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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club View Post
I drink aloe vera juice and I had a hard time figuring out what it tastes like, but I think I've figured it out - it tastes like baby-wipes smell.
Is that before or after usage?
post #69 of 2383
Before.
post #70 of 2383
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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club View Post
I drink aloe vera juice and I had a hard time figuring out what it tastes like, but I think I've figured it out - it tastes like baby-wipes smell.
And yet you drink it.
post #71 of 2383
Yeah, it's good for you.
post #72 of 2383
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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club View Post
Yeah, it's good for you.
So are raw animal testes in some regions. Do you also, partake of the balls?
post #73 of 2383
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
So are raw animal testes in some regions. Do you also, partake of the balls?
That's not sanitary. You should cook them first. They taste kinda like fish.
post #74 of 2383
Note to self: don't get too close to Beth.

Cue Hall & Oates' 'Maneater'
post #75 of 2383
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Note to self: don't get too close to Beth.

Cue Hall & Oates' 'Maneater'
Those calves were going to be castrated anyway, I swear!
post #76 of 2383
Beth likes her balls like I like my oysters...slightly warm and twitchng (with a squirt of some zesty juice).
post #77 of 2383
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Originally Posted by Graham View Post
Beth likes her balls like I like my oysters...slightly warm and twitchng (with a squirt of some zesty juice).
Note to self: Do not read Chud boards while eating...
post #78 of 2383

Garage Model Kit

post #79 of 2383
That model is fucking glorious.
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post #81 of 2383
Wow. That is wrong in so, so, so many ways.
post #82 of 2383
That is the bedroom light switch in the house I'm currently renting. I'm not lying.
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post #84 of 2383
AHAHAHAHA!!!! Jesus stuff is always hysterical.
post #85 of 2383
"Please quit rocking the cross back and forth, I'm getting nauseous up here!"
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post #87 of 2383
New idea may solidify the term "power dump".

http://www.wipo.int/pctdb/fr/ia.jsp?...0&DISPLAY=DESC

Engadget article summarizing the project.
http://www.engadget.com/2008/03/06/t...ime-you-flush/
post #88 of 2383
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
I bet James Caviezel is pissed he didn't get this gig.. he needs the money!
post #89 of 2383
Rarely does a drink tell you right up front how terrible it is.

post #90 of 2383
Never before have I wanted to make doe eyes at a canned beverage.
post #91 of 2383
Finally, Seagal in a can.
post #92 of 2383
If you get it, you can finally claim you've "tasted Asian Experience", an act which usually costs quite a bit more but is slightly easier to procure.
post #93 of 2383
Rondo doll

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post #95 of 2383
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Originally Posted by Matt Goldberg View Post
Rarely does a drink tell you right up front how AWESOME it is.
Fixed.
post #96 of 2383
Hot Chicks With Douchebags
No comment necessary, just go.
post #97 of 2383
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
New idea may solidify the term "power dump".
Can your toilet handle 16 Water Wigglers? No? How about 38 RUBBER TUBES?

http://www.americanstandard-us.com/t...h/default.aspx

Click on the "Champion 4 Flushing System In Action" to see what my wife is getting for Sweetest Day.
post #98 of 2383
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Originally Posted by Jeremy Jochman View Post
Can your toilet handle 16 Water Wigglers? No? How about 38 RUBBER TUBES?
Are these some kind of unit of measurement of effectiveness for toilets? It's the first time I've heard of it.
post #99 of 2383
Yeah, but it's Metric.
post #100 of 2383
http://store.stevenseagal.com/index....&ProdID=6&HS=1
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You know him as Steven Seagal, Star of some of the top action films from the past decade. He thrilled the world over with his Aikido skills on the big screen. Now, for the first time ever, "The Path Beyond Thought" gives you the real Steven Seagal, before the world knew his name.

See the 7th degree Black Belt master perform the moves that made him famous. A must see for Martial Arts students and fans of this charismatic Action Star and Aikido Master.

Learn more about Steven Seagal's techniques and philosophy from the early 70's in Japan to the present. See never before shown Aikido footage, plus insightful interviews with his Black Belt students as well as the first woman in America to take the Black Belt test from Sensei Seagal. Finally, don't miss the final 3 minute tribute mixing action with a heart stomping techno soundtrack that will leave you cheering for more.
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