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post #1 of 31
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This was fun last semester, but I'd like it to be more active this go round. How's everyone doing? What're you taking? Any college professors you hate yet? Any really awesome ones? Project you're looking forward to? Here's the place to spill.

I'm gonna start with a current bitch about my speech teacher that I'd like to get off my chest:

I signed up for this basic, freshman-level Public Speaking class because I need a speech credit to get my Associates by December (applied for graduation today, yay!) and there was only one class with openings left, MWF from 8:00-8:50 in the morning. Since I'm already at work at this time (and I work on campus), I go ahead and sign up. Well, as it turns out she takes the entire first week of class off so she can go to the Republican National Convention, then comes back the second week wearing a gaudy cowboy hat plastered with "Vote for BUSH" pins and stickers on it. That was bad enough, but I figured, hey, she keeps her politics to herself, I'll keep mine to myself. Just do the speeches and get out of there is my plan. I tell myself to ignore the fact that she shows up to class 10 minutes late every day, holds the class 10 minutes past the scheduled class time (and a lot of students have 9:00 classes on the other side of campus) and takes points off of presentations for stuff she never explained(we had to practically beg her to clarify how she wanted us to do our PowerPoint presentations, and it wasn't until half the class had lost ten points for bad posture that she made a passing remark about how she wants us to stand.) I've had worse teachers, I tell myself. I need the class, just suck it up and bitch about it later.

However.

The class is rapidly becoming her personal preaching hour, and we're powerless to stop her. She's obviously the biggest conservative on the planet (she actually passed around republican propoganda pamphlets as examples of fairly balanced sources of information!) And while I thought I could swallow her Bush championing (I live in Texas, I've learned to adapt), yesterday she took it one further.

We're beginning to work on our next speech, which is supossed to be an informative speech (it's where you get up and you talk about something you don't think the audiance would already know, thus informing them. Yeah, this class ain't exactly brain surgery). And as an example of an informative speech, a good one, one that handles the issue fairly and honestly and truthfully, who does she cite?

Joseph motherfucking McCarthy.

I nearly fell out of my chair. McCarthy?! And she said some vague remark about how he had the courage to seek out communists who were working in secret in the United States government back in the 1950s. And then she proceeded to one up that comment by stating, matter-o-factly, that CNN and CSPAN were liberal puppets that only want to force feed you a communist agenda, and that we should all watch Fox News for a fair outlook on the world. In-fucking-sane.

Anybody have a worse prof than me this semester?
post #2 of 31
Holy fuck, that's a teacher?

That sounds more like one of the dumbassed Republican students that interject their little quips everytime my Constitutional Law teacher (who is a lawyer for the ACLU and is currently working as a member of the Kerry Florida legal team) says something radical or communist, such as suggesting the Supreme Court had no business hearing Bush v. Gore or that the HUAC hearings were nothing but an flagrant abuse of congressional authority.

So I guess the answer is "no." I feel for you.
post #3 of 31
Some really great classes this fall here at UBC...

Biomedical Ethics (Philosophy)
Indigenous Peoples of Latin America (Latin American Studies)
History of Taoism (Asian Studies)
19th Century Fantasy Fiction (English)
Contemporary Canadian Fiction (English)

Lovin' all of them.... some really great reading lists for the two english classes. The 19th century fantasy course includes Alice in Wonderland, the Island of Dr. Moureau, Dracula, and a few other great ones... The Canadian fiction course includes Atwood's Oryx & Crake.... one I've been meaning to get to. I'm an english lit major, and love the fact I can get away with taking all these crazy classes.

Now if only I could get a job with this shit....
post #4 of 31
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Originally Posted by g-dude
Anybody have a worse prof than me this semester?
I've never even heard of a professor who could even approach being that bad. So, no.

As for myself, I have an elective Existentialism class, a Psych lab class, and an Advanced Video Production class. I'm also doing my second semseter in the awful student radio station, which I'm hating more and more each week. I like the Video Production class, but decided today that I want nothing to do with local television production. I've also decided that I have no interest in music radio, only sports talk radio, and that I'll never make it in film, so I pretty much don't know what I really want to do. I actually think I might try and get a masters degree after this and teach film at a college.

Also, if my schedule seems a bit light, that's because it is. I completely got dicked by my school and their stupid financial aid assholes, so now I only have 11 credit hours this semester.
post #5 of 31
I'm at a small branch college right now, working in the computer center there. I had gone to this same place the year prior, via an advanced program at my high school that allowed juniors and seniors to take some college classes at local campuses. Its not a bad place, small and fun but seems a lot like high school plus, which is why I'm going somewhere else next year to major in film.

Nonetheless, I have this exceptional class here, that I would have never expected to pop up. One of the history teachers had an idea to do a film history class and its fucking awesome. He gives us seven historical subjects to find a film on and create a seven page critique on, we also watch some pretty good film choices in class and have 45 minute discussions on them.

I've already wrote a seven page critique on westerns and their historical influences based from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly and I'm working on my social classes film critique with Brazil. The class may seem like a watered down film review class of some sort, but I am having a lot of fun watching these movies three times in a row and dissecting them with every brain cell in my mind. Brazil alone is mind boggling just to write about, but to tie it in with social classes is going to be a fun challenge.

I only have one other class, and its a fantasy novel class that's abosutely wonderful. It says its a College English II class but the professor decided to make it his own kind of thing and still get the information required across. The result of his brainchild was letting the students choose one of three fantasy selections he had setup for us and making a series of essays on themes in them. He had Lord of the Rings as one selection. Wicked, The Ugly Stepsister, and Lost as another. Then finally he added the last one at the last second because he had just read Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell. Class itself consists mostly of discussing the similarties in the novel and essays on fantasy authors he had. So far I've only gotten a little through Jonathan Starange & Mr. Norrell, since its quite a big book.

The classes are nice, but these are about the only good thing the branch has going for it right now, I just got lucky. Hopefully the little film school I go to will be a wider range of what I want to pursue.

Oh and sorry about that insane professor g-dude. If it makes you feel any better, I use to have a Nazi of a teacher in my junior year of high school who went as far to proclaim to the most advanced students in the school that we're "Destined for nothing but failure." She hated being proven wrong, and still carried a lot of anger from being dropped as a philosophy and theater major. She also liked to berate the girls to the point of them crying and dropping the class in fear of her.
post #6 of 31
g-dude, you don't happen to go to Bob Jones University, do you? I don't know about you dude, but NO amount of credit is worth putting up with that crap.

This semester I got lucky and all my professors are good people. The worst prof I have simply regurgitates the assigned readings and I let it slide because she's a cute british chick. Me: shallow? Oh, god yes.

But last semester, whew. I had this one teacher who was fuckin insane. Aside from being terribly irresponsible (our midterm papers were basically the outlines for our final papers. She didn't give us back these midterm papers till two weeks before the end of the semester, so that was a fun heads-up), she was just an insanely irritating person. She thought that because Elvis Manson declared George Clooney a star with Intolerable Cruelty, it was suddenly true (anyone with half a brain knows that Clooney was a star for some time before IC). She also yelled at me because I made an off-color remark about OCD which she claimed she had (if she did, it was the most mild case I've ever seen).

Later, I found out she had brain cancer and that's why she was acting so strangely.

But seriously, I'm a junior now and all I feel is coming to this college is the most expensive mistake I'm ever going to make short of crashing an oil tanker into the Sistine Chapel.
post #7 of 31
Emerson College in Boston. Film major (what else), sophomore.

Intro To Media Production (Wicked awesome, we're starting our hands-on education in this class)
Narrative Ethics (99% class debate, a lot more interesting than it sounds)
Concept Development (The building blocks of film storytelling)
Fundamentals of Speech (Rhetoric, we have a buffoonish professor who manages to unwittingly offend between 5 and 6 students per class meeting. It's kind of hilarious)
post #8 of 31
I'm attending the Art Institute of Las Vegas which is a fairly new school with only about 800 students, but several of the other Art Institutes rank as some of the very best colleges in the US, so this is a very good school. It's my Sophomore year, I go to orientation tomorrow and I start classes next monday.

I'm taking a 3-year bachelors degree program for Interactive Media Design, so I'm majoring in Web Design obviously. The total cost will be about $67,858 (not including room and board), so thankfully all my school costs will be covered by grants and loans.

This quarter I'll be taking:

Digital Imaging
Drawing and Perspective
Fundamentals of Design
Color Theory
Computer Applications

And because I suck at math I have to take an extra college math course, which I normally wouldn't have to take at all for this program.
post #9 of 31
Update: I'm going to change my major from Web Design to Media Arts and Animation. However my classes for this quarter will remain the same.

I've realized that even though I am decent enough at Web Design that I could do very good in that field that I'll do much better working as a concept artist and a 2D and 3D Animator because it's been my dream to do that since I was about 8 years old. And honestly it was because of Jurassic Park (although subsequent films further fueled that dream). Ever since I saw that movie opening night June 11, 1993 I've wanted to work for ILM, and now I'm going to do what I can to make that happen.
post #10 of 31
This term, I'm taking:

Introduction to Equity Studies (full year course)
Global Warming
Environmental Management for Sustainable Development (full year course)
Europe in the 19th Century
Gender, Race and Science

Next term is:

Introduction to Climatology
Contemporary Europe
Culture and the Media in Canada

I'm thinking about switching my history major to equity studies. It's more fun.
post #11 of 31
I’m now in a Community College studying radio-TV-film and journalism. I have four classes this semester

Intro to Mass Communications-It is the first class on the Journalism schedule and my teacher used to be reporter in Austin and Dallas Texas for the major papers there. She covered the LBJ swearing in and Brown vs. the Board of Education. That being said she is so old that when the class was cancelled one day I thought that she might of died. We don’t discuss anything of substantial nature in class it is just a fucking waste. She gets sidetracked so easily it is pathetic, and she is like…?70? so she has a million stories to tell. I seriously think that she keeps on teaching just so she will have someone to talk to. Is that sad, yes we don’t respect our elderly enough in this country, however I’m fucking paying for this shit so I don’t care about her childhood or her children I could only hope she would just regurgitate the text.

Film Appreciation- awesome, simply awesome.

Spanish I- man I don’t even know English yet.

Writing for Radio, TV, Film- The only real assignment this semester is to write a screenplay for a shot film. My idea was the most hated in the class, when we went over it in class I was practically crucified-it was so much fun.
post #12 of 31
I'm in aviation management at Auburn University. I'm a senior in hours but I still have at least two years left because I changed my major a couple of times. I'm working on getting an internship with an airline this summer to make sure this is the field I want to be in. I'm also considering law school. I had an aviation law class last semester and it was really interesting. It would be cool to be an FAA lawyer.

I'm taking 15 hours. My schedule is:

-Business Ethics MWF 10:00. Not very interesting material and the teacher doesn't make it much better. I usually nod off several times during class. I got an A on my first test last week, thanks to a 15 point grading scale (85-100 is an A).
-Statistics for Business Majors MWF 11:00. Ridiculously easy. My teacher constantly tells us that it's gonna get harder so we need to keep coming to class. I've seen nothing to prove her right yet. I probably wouldn't go to this class but she's taking up homework 8 random times this semester.
-Macroeconomics 8:00 TR. I usually only go to this class one of the two days that I have it every week. It's pretty much memorizing definitions and understanding the concepts and graphs. The best thing about the class is that my teacher is FREAKING HOTT. She usually wears a skirt or tight jeans with heels. It definitely keeps me awake at 8:00 AM.
-Managerial Accounting 11:00 TR. Not very interesting. I always go to it because it helps a lot to see the guy work the problems out in class. He's pretty funny sometimes too.
-Intro to Aviation 12:30 TR. I had this teacher last semester for a senior level class. He's probably the best teacher I've had since I've been in college. He's always making jokes, especially on the ROTC kids, and he makes fairly straightforward information interesting.


Other than that, I'm on the executive council of my school's University Program Council. We use student activity fees to entertain the students. Our budget got cut pretty substantially this year, so it's been hard on us but at the same time it's a whole lot of fun and it keeps me very busy. I haven't been on CHUD much at all since school started. I've mostly just been popping into the music and sports forums.

So anyway, school's fine so far.
post #13 of 31
I'm in my 4th year at the University of Alaska Anchorage for a BA in Business Managment.

I'm taking Production and Operations Managment, Conflict and Negotiations Managment, Human Resource Managment and Principles of Real Estate. I was taking an Intermediate Econ Class but I dropped it because it was basically a calculus class andd I didn't need the headache for an elective credit.

What really chafes my ass is that 3 out of my 4 teachers take attendance that factors for 10% of our grade. In one class he only preaches straight out of the textbook and its a waste of my goddamn time.

Other than that this semester is shaping up to be as lame as the past 6 but I'm almost out.
post #14 of 31
Well, I'm back at UNC Greensboro again this year. Still love it here.

Still technically a freshman (7 hours short). But oh well.

I'm taking 17 credit hours this semester (6 classes):

Applied Aesthetics of Film and Video (BCN 203)
Intro to Sound and Video Acquisition (BCN 271)
Intro to Sound and Video Post Prodution (BCN 272)
Intro to Cultural Anthropology (ATY 213)
Intro to Sociology (SOC 101)
Intro Narrative (ENG 105)

I love finally being able to take some classes in my major (other than prereqs).I hate my Aesthetics professor, he talks in a monotone and the class is boring as shit due to that. Umm....my Narrative professor is the COOLEST teacher I've ever had. His class ROCKS. Sociology is a great class as well, though, my professor is kinda ditzy.
post #15 of 31
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Originally Posted by DickDastardly
What really chafes my ass is that 3 out of my 4 teachers take attendance that factors for 10% of our grade. In one class he only preaches straight out of the textbook and its a waste of my goddamn time.
My advice for when something like that happens is to bring something to read to class (magazine, book) and read all hour. I've done that a lot in my really bad classes. However, it helps if you are good at hearing important stuff while reading in case you are given assignments in the middle of class.
post #16 of 31
I should be at algebra right now, but I'm not, because I think I'm sick. It's either PMS, pre-test jitters (today at 4:15), or the flu. Either way, I feel like shit.
post #17 of 31
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Agent Danger
I should be at algebra right now, but I'm not, because I think I'm sick. It's either PMS, pre-test jitters (today at 4:15), or the flu. Either way, I feel like shit.
Hope it's just pre-test jitters. Missing class due to illness sucks the worst.
post #18 of 31
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Originally Posted by Jack Foley
My advice for when something like that happens is to bring something to read to class (magazine, book) and read all hour. I've done that a lot in my really bad classes. However, it helps if you are good at hearing important stuff while reading in case you are given assignments in the middle of class.

I do that for most of my organizational managment class and I did it for Accounting 201 and 202. It pisses my girlfriend off to no end.
post #19 of 31
I've decided to put off college for a year. I guess in order to "find myself" or something. Still don't know if it was the best of ideas. The fact that I have become a townie while all my friends are off to school kind of saddens me a bit.
post #20 of 31
Finished my first week and I've already missed two classes. Both were because of anxiety related insomnia. I was just too damn tired to drive. Already made up one of them and the other is a filler computer 101 class. I found out after I registered that there's a whole course of just politics discussion. Fie on my accursed procrastination!

Here's the thing: I had really good SATs but have just been kind of lost post high school. I took a year off, then took another year off because of medical bs, and am now in community college taking ten week courses. Should be obvious to anyone but they are the easist damned classes I've ever seen. In Psychology we have a few T/F, multiple choice quizzes, the teacher e-mails us his notes (just doesn't say what part we're going to be quizzed on), and he's already told us a good portion of the semester is going to be concentrated on psychology in movies, and that we'll have a paper on said subject (I'm already trying to decide which Gilliam, leaning towards Fisher King). Plus 90% of the classes so far have been him going on tangents on stuff he experiences through his other jobs. The cool thing is he's filling in for some teacher who had back problems, so while he's at Burlington County College, he's normally 1) a professor of various psychology classes at UPenn, including sexual psychology (which has already made for very interesting stories), 2) a psychologist in Philly, and 3) a forensic psychologist. Which means if I play my card right I could be in a forensics class watching autopsies. That would be damn cool.
post #21 of 31
I've got kind of an interesting situation, if anyone wants to throw out some advice or opinions feel free.

I'm at Mississippi State University right now, currently an Aerospace Engineering major, but that's only going to last until the end of semester. I'm planning to change to a double major in Political Science/Japanese, and get a minor in Arabic as well if I can. The problem? The only things offered here are the Political Science classes and a few semesters worth of Japanese. Enough for a minor, but not nearly what I'm looking for.

I'm checking out a few schools out West, primarily the University of California San Diego and Arizona State University, but there's a few hang ups on the two of those. One, I have free schooling here at MSU, being as I did pretty well on test scores and I've lived in MS all my life. Out of state tuition will be a bitch by comparison. Also, a good half of the reason I'm looking at these schools is because of a girl, and as much of a romantic as I am, I'm trying to be a realist here and focus on what's best for my future. Hard to seperate the two.

So, what I'm kind of wondering about is how the transfer student thing works, and whether anyone knows anything about these schools. Any experience here?
post #22 of 31
Well I'm about half-way through my first week. So far I like one of my teachers (the other 3 I havn't met yet), my Fundementals of Design teacher, he's cool and not so boring, my other teacher [computer applications] is a total bore, but of course it's a totally boring class, mostly because it isn't the slightest bit challenging - it's just a frickin general computer class. But my other classes this quarter make up for that.

Anyhoo I got my first homework assignment, and that's an ink drawing (no smalled than 8 1/2 x 8 1/2 in), not anything terribly difficult for me, and I have my Digital Imaging class tomorrow, that should be fun, talk more later...
post #23 of 31
As I type this post, I should be working on an article comparision for my Intro to Research in Music class. Instead, I'm browsing CHUD and watching the Yankees/Twins. (Go Twins!) I'm currently in the first semester of my master's degree in music performance, so I have to take classes like this one. It's pretty tough. I have a 20-page paper due at the end of the semester, and I'm certainly not looking forward to that. This semester is going to be hard. The good news, however, is that I'm getting my hardest classes out of the way now. This research class, and my analytical techniques class (music theory) are probably going to be the hardest classes of this degree, so I'm glad to be doing them first. Hopefully my spring semester won't be quite so tough. I'm crossing my fingers.



(The Yankees just struck out to send the game into another extra inning. I think it's the 12th. I want them to lose bad. GO TWINS!)
post #24 of 31
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Originally Posted by The Farce
Well I'm about half-way through my first week. So far I like one of my teachers (the other 3 I havn't met yet), my Fundementals of Design teacher, he's cool and not so boring, my other teacher [computer applications] is a total bore, but of course it's a totally boring class, mostly because it isn't the slightest bit challenging - it's just a frickin general computer class. But my other classes this quarter make up for that.

Anyhoo I got my first homework assignment, and that's an ink drawing (no smalled than 8 1/2 x 8 1/2 in), not anything terribly difficult for me, and I have my Digital Imaging class tomorrow, that should be fun, talk more later...
Well digital imaging wasn't all I hoped it to be...nice to have at least 2 classes that I'll breaze through, but it sucks that there's no challenge. Digital Imaging is just Photoshop 101 and I've been using the program for almost 3 years so I pretty much know how to do everything in it.

But at least I have two classes I can really enjoy, Fundamentals of Design and my Drawing and Prespective class. Even though the two classes are basically Drawing 101 it's still fun because it's just alot of drawing, and that's something I've always enjoyed doing.

Today we started out by teaming up in pairs and doing portraits of eachother, so that was nice not only because the teacher kinda put the spotlight on us all the sudden by just almost randomly giving us the assignment, but because I was paired with this girl from Greece, who seems like a pretty interested person (her name is Eugenia Anastasopoulos, and I'll probably never be able to pronounce it), she's in the graphic design program, I also share my (boring, unchallenging) computer applications class with her. So that was nice, and I needed the practice.

Anyway, tommorow: Color Theory. Just fun fun fun. Yippee. Yeah.
post #25 of 31
Fuckity fuck fuck fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck.

God Damn today was boring. Today was Color Theory. I didn't think it was possible to have a more boring class with as dull a teacher as Computer Applications, I was wrong. DEAD WRONG.

Today we learned that mixing green and orange makes brown. No seriously, we fucking mixed and painted the 12 primary and secondary colors. And we wasted a shit load of paint doing it. For homework we have to cut little squares of the colors and glue them in a circle on a black sheet of paper. I fucking kid you not. And I have to do this class, there's no getting out of it. Have to, it's required.

I could exchange it for Character Animation, but I'd have to take this class next quarter. So I'm just going to stay with it. It's only 2 1/2 months. I can deal. But this totally sucks, but it's for the best, just can't wait to get to the good stuff.
post #26 of 31
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Originally Posted by The Farce
Today we learned that mixing green and orange makes brown. No seriously, we fucking mixed and painted the 12 primary and secondary colors. And we wasted a shit load of paint doing it.
I took an Art 1 class my senior year of high school to fill a credit, and we had to do a similar project, except that it was a grid with about 120 square-inch spaces that we had to fill in with every color (primary, secondary, and tertiary) and 10 value gradations of each. Consider yourself lucky.
post #27 of 31
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Originally Posted by DJ Dylan
Well, I'm back at UNC Greensboro again this year. Still love it here.

Still technically a freshman (7 hours short). But oh well.

I'm taking 17 credit hours this semester (6 classes):

Applied Aesthetics of Film and Video (BCN 203)
Intro to Sound and Video Acquisition (BCN 271)
Intro to Sound and Video Post Prodution (BCN 272)
Intro to Cultural Anthropology (ATY 213)
Intro to Sociology (SOC 101)
Intro Narrative (ENG 105)

I love finally being able to take some classes in my major (other than prereqs).I hate my Aesthetics professor, he talks in a monotone and the class is boring as shit due to that. Umm....my Narrative professor is the COOLEST teacher I've ever had. His class ROCKS. Sociology is a great class as well, though, my professor is kinda ditzy.
You know, we probably have some friends, or at least acquaintances, in common... I know a good 20-30 people at your school.
post #28 of 31
I'm in my third semester in a 2-year Masters program for Pyschology. I overloaded last semester by taking 5 classes (although I still pulled out straight A's), so this year I dropped to three:

Social Cognition of Gender -- awesome class on stereotypes and how we form and make judgments
Animal Behavior in Captivity -- requirement that covers comparative psychology
Thesis
post #29 of 31
I got a B- in my first assignment (a 500 word critical analysis of THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE). Not bad considering the guy is the harshest marker around, and both he and my tutor have me pegged for a distinction.
post #30 of 31
Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Danger
I took an Art 1 class my senior year of high school to fill a credit, and we had to do a similar project, except that it was a grid with about 120 square-inch spaces that we had to fill in with every color (primary, secondary, and tertiary) and 10 value gradations of each. Consider yourself lucky.
We had to do that for our second assignment last week, except we only did it for three colors (primary or secondary) plus a grey scale.

It's just a painfully boring class.

I CANNOT wait until I start getting into the meat of this program next quarter with Life Drawing and Character Animation.
post #31 of 31
I'm 2 weeks into my final year of a computer animation degree. It's actually the second degree I've studied, years ago I did a BA in 3d studies (kind of fine art but sculpture specific) where I honed my skills at making "unusual things", playing chess, building the house of Bo, getting high and generally being unemployable.

This degree is being taken far more seriously though. I was meant to be trying to give up smoking recently but that went out the window when straight off the bat we were given a a project where we had to work in small groups and produce a 30 second video game ad. Firstly I hate working in groups unless it's a group formed on it's own initiative, and secondly though I don't mind occasionally (rarely) playing vid games I really have no desire to work on them. It's fine if you have complete creative control, but when you're a cog then no doubt you're chained to producing the derivative, creatively barren and juvenile drivel that's a staple for 99% of video games.

Also I have to turn in my thesis by January (draft copy in 3 weeks time) and we get penalised for any internet research.

Suffice to say the smoking is a tougher nut to crack at the moment than I would have liked. (Ooo poor me!!! like I needed an excuse anyway )
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