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post #1 of 25
9/30/04 at 5:28pm
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I'm off to buy the alcohol that will keep me liquored up enough to go ahead and get married in two days, and I don't think I'll be near a computer again for at least two weeks. And during that time, I'd like everyone to remember me in your own special ways, whether that be shedding a single, silent tear, Indian-style, or by just jerking off to this thread and then punching the wall for a bit, unable to understand these new sensations roaring through your body like a gay, gay wildfire. Meanwhile, I'll be climbing Mayan ruins, scuba diving shipwrecked Spanish galleons, drinking free tequilla and just generally being better than you in every single way.

As they say in Mexico, "Chow."
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post #2 of 25
9/30/04 at 5:33pm
Finally, I thought he'd never leave!

Why are you hanging around here man, make haste and get married before she reconsiders!

Congrats Slater!

Have a hell of a good time, & Enjoy every moment!
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post #3 of 25
9/30/04 at 5:36pm
Drink the water.
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post #4 of 25
9/30/04 at 5:38pm
Congrats in advance. Hope your wedding day goes well and your honeymoon even better. Just lay off the laxatives.

P.S. I hope you get crappy wedding gifts.*


*This is a joke in regards to your thread about inviting people you don't like to the wedding just to get gifts.
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post #5 of 25
9/30/04 at 5:39pm
Sucker.

(PM sent your way.)
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post #6 of 25
9/30/04 at 5:43pm
Enjoy your break from CHUD and have a wonderful honeymoon, but watch out for these guys!

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post #7 of 25
9/30/04 at 5:44pm
Best of wishes, Slater. Don't listen to the naysayers. Have the lady call you Boomstick on your wedding night.
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post #8 of 25
9/30/04 at 5:45pm
Quick, everybody start posting birthday threads...

Congrats, fucker. Have a good one.
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post #9 of 25
9/30/04 at 5:46pm
Going on a cruise? Wonder if you were planning on sailing out of Miami.....ah well, you just lost yourself a free ride to the Port of Miami!

Happy trails, Slater. I tried joining your Battlefront game last night, but I must've caught you on your way out.
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post #10 of 25
9/30/04 at 5:47pm
I had an inappropriate comment about feeling up your woman for me planned but decided it would be in bad taste. Have a fun trip, Slater.
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post #11 of 25
9/30/04 at 5:48pm
Congrats, Slater!
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post #12 of 25
9/30/04 at 5:53pm
You can't do this, Slater! I mean, the internet will come to a screeching halt without you! Please, Slater! Think of the children who need their pornography!

Seriously, though. Congrats on everything and we best be hearing some crazy honeymoon tales when you get back. I want to hear the sexy, sexy details.
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post #13 of 25
9/30/04 at 5:54pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva
Just lay off the laxatives.
no honeymoon is complete without the aid and fun ex-lax can deliver.

have some fun and enjoy the trip mr & mrs. slater.
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post #14 of 25
9/30/04 at 5:56pm
Have a great time, remember to keep an eye out for sharks, those fuckers will eat ya.
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post #15 of 25
9/30/04 at 6:07pm
Ok. Indian Style it is.....


Me hearum you marry. HOW.

When she scalps your sorry ass, take it like a man.

Congrats!
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post #16 of 25
9/30/04 at 6:26pm
Getting married is an awful lot like getting a bicycle.
Actually, there nothing alike. I'm so alone.

Have a good wedding, hopefully there won't be a repeat.
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post #17 of 25
9/30/04 at 6:33pm
Well, good luck to ya, Slater.
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post #18 of 25
9/30/04 at 7:55pm
Congrats, Slater. Ride those damn Dolphins!
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post #19 of 25
10/1/04 at 12:43am
Congrats, Slater. Here's hoping you don't have time or energy to explore anything in Mexico outside your hotel room.
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post #20 of 25
10/1/04 at 4:58am
Happy trails, Hans.
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post #21 of 25
10/1/04 at 7:06am
Congratulations and good luck!
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post #22 of 25
10/1/04 at 8:47am
Good luck. Sounds like you have a great trip ahead of you. I hope it only gets better when you get back.
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post #23 of 25
10/1/04 at 8:54am
Say goodbye to sex, and give Paco Rabanne a kick in the foof, if you see him.
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post #24 of 25
10/1/04 at 9:30am
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post #25 of 25
10/1/04 at 11:24am
Awww.... BobClark is showing off his wedding photos.
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