This Tobe Hooper made for TV movie has to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I'm serious. Maybe there are fans out there, but me....I hated it.
I know I hated it because it failed my one and only test that I put on a movie to judge if it's good or not: Was I able to sit though it?
No. I wasn't. I had to press STOP about 10 min past the halfway point. I couldn't take it. Sub Plots that didn't go anywhere. and oh my the paceing... You'll have one shot that is 4 seconds, then a shot of the antiques dealer driving his car, stopping, parking it, getting out, and walking and that shot was like 50 seconds long! WHY!?
Also, in the first hour and a half there was NO SCARES! Nothing! This couldn't be more tame! And this is helmed by the same man who brought us TCM?!? The heart pounding, wrenching, unforgiving, intense shocker that helped usher in a new era of horror!!!
What a waste of my time.
I know I hated it because it failed my one and only test that I put on a movie to judge if it's good or not: Was I able to sit though it?
No. I wasn't. I had to press STOP about 10 min past the halfway point. I couldn't take it. Sub Plots that didn't go anywhere. and oh my the paceing... You'll have one shot that is 4 seconds, then a shot of the antiques dealer driving his car, stopping, parking it, getting out, and walking and that shot was like 50 seconds long! WHY!?
Also, in the first hour and a half there was NO SCARES! Nothing! This couldn't be more tame! And this is helmed by the same man who brought us TCM?!? The heart pounding, wrenching, unforgiving, intense shocker that helped usher in a new era of horror!!!
What a waste of my time.




