Originally Posted by Mr_Trick
Man that Jared guy sucks... I hope he gets fat again...
Yes, Jared is less than pleasing.... but I would, any day of the week, subject myself to a Jared Subway commerical rather than watch a group of stupid asshole sandwich artists fucking around while taking some poor dude's order. "Mmmm!!! I love making Subway Wraps! I think I'll DANCE
to convey that I really do love to "wrap" it up!!" or the dipshit fuckhole sandwich artist who keeps eating everyone's goddamn sandwiches while making them.... I'd hurdle that fucking sneeze guard and stab the banana peppers in his eye sockets. fucking dick.
and I do believe that Hardee's or Carl's Jr. (whatever chain you have nearest you) are no longer using these ads... but the ones where some blue collar dickweed would sit there with a highschool yearbook backdrop and talk about how fucking skeptical he was that he could get real Angus beef from said fast food establishment. "Man, when boss said 'Hey Fred, new guy buys lunch' I was worried sick. I thought, 'Man, what should I get?' So I says to myself, I says, 'Hey, Fred, Hardee's has Angus burgers!' And guess what, when I got back, boss said, 'Fred! Good job! You get to get lunch all week!'" "Gee. Let me tell you that I couldn't believe that HArdee's had REAL angus beef! I had to check it out for myself!" Fucking stupid ass commericals.
I get so heated. I apologize for the profanity. It's not my style. But goddammit those fucking angus beef commericals piss the royal fuck out of me!! You know
they're fucking actors, and they don't exist, but somewhere there's a real fucking shithead who's thinking "Angus beef? Hardee's? I've GOT
to see this!!"
but i do like the office setting Burger King commericals. "But sometimes friends can be more."