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Cthulhu For President, Vote or DIE!

post #1 of 14
10/19/04 at 12:46pm
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http://www.cthulhu.org/
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post #2 of 14
10/19/04 at 1:17pm
Don't blame me, I voted for Yog-Sothoth.
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post #3 of 14
10/19/04 at 4:52pm
Support the Great One now, and you will be eaten last.
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post #4 of 14
10/19/04 at 5:32pm
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Originally Posted by BlondieJoeManco
Don't blame me, I voted for Yog-Sothoth.
That needs to be made into a T-shirt or a bumper sticker. Awesome!
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post #5 of 14
10/19/04 at 5:39pm
"Q) Pornography

A) Well since that isn't actually a question, Cthulhu is taking the stance that it will not read anything, just look at the pictures."
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post #6 of 14
10/20/04 at 12:28am
Meh. He's gonna have tough competition:



"More Cowbell...Now, More Than Ever"
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post #7 of 14
10/20/04 at 7:00pm
If Walken actualy ran I would vote for him. I read in some magazine that he pretends its his birthday on the set of a movie so he can get cake. That's badass.
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post #8 of 14
10/22/04 at 1:33pm
Vote for Cthulu--why choose the *lesser* of two evils?
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post #9 of 14
10/22/04 at 1:40pm
I just want to see the debate. After every question, Kerrey windbags through his answer. Bush stumbles through his....then Cthulu eats the soul of the moderator.

Imagine the 527 groups against him.
"He's a monster! He'll eat your soul.......and his stand on Medicare is too far to the left. Cthulu and his liberal friends in Congress will start up a draft......"

And the commercials would be a hoot.

"My name is Cthulu, and I approved this message."
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post #10 of 14
10/23/04 at 4:53am
The problem is, every time Cthulhu appears in a commercial, anyone who sees the commercial goes totally insane, their brains unable to conceive the horrors they see before them, reducing them into babbling madmen and imbeciles.

And then Bush wins in a landslide.
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post #11 of 14
10/23/04 at 12:13pm
heh, I love that website...played call of cthulhu last night and really didn't go insane, cause my characters were too stupid...so the truly stupid people would be ok.
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post #12 of 14
10/24/04 at 12:36am
So Bush would win in a landslide then.
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post #13 of 14
10/24/04 at 7:32am
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl is the Universe
Support the Great One now, and you will be eaten last.
That reminds me...


http://esr.ibiblio.org/index.php?m=200312#135
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post #14 of 14
10/24/04 at 3:26pm
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Originally Posted by Wolfwood
I love it.

"Nobody can save you. We will all be eaten."
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