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Freak Power campaign

post #1 of 8
10/20/04 at 9:47pm
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The time has come for a third party, a new choice to overthrow the oppressive tyranny of those who claim to know what is best for Chewerdom.

They force us to deny our godgiven right to post, as they parade drafts of bears to mock us.

I say no longer.

Anderson, that being I, announces my Freak Power party candidacy. I'm looking to build a political team to take the Presidency to new dimensions.

If you've got an imaginary medical problem, I'm willing to burn Canada to the ground to find the drug for it.

If you've got a problem with animal control, I propose a Simian clone army to conquer those pesky spaying and neutering problems.

Taxes? I'll eat 'em. I'm fucking insane.

Sign up kids for the future. There will be candy.
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post #2 of 8
10/21/04 at 12:51am
Can I be your campaign advisor? I recommend you shave your head, buy a lot of guns, and threaten to make mescaline legal and do it on a regular basis the moment you are elected.
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post #3 of 8
10/21/04 at 12:58am
What about Iraq? What will you do to combat global terrorism?
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post #4 of 8
10/21/04 at 1:25am
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl is the Universe
Can I be your campaign advisor? I recommend you shave your head, buy a lot of guns, and threaten to make mescaline legal and do it on a regular basis the moment you are elected.

Done and done. I live about twenty minutes away from where Hunter grew up.

You shall be my advisor. The Karl Rove to my idiot king. The Alfred to my Batman. The slightly younger aunt to my homoerotic stepfather.
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post #5 of 8
10/21/04 at 1:26am
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Originally Posted by RegVelJohnson
What about Iraq? What will you do to combat global terrorism?

Where the Simian Clone army fails, I will introduce my Hungry, Hungry Hippos. By that I mean, hippos that I starve to the point that they eat whatever I sic them on.

Iraqis, insurgents, small dogs...it's all good.
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post #6 of 8
9/23/05 at 3:05pm

Let do it

I am all in favor of the Freak Power Party and the possibilities of changing the country ( possibly the world).

So, what do we have to do to get this thing rolling full steam? Whatever it is, count me in.

The world needs a taste of what the only real humans think and do. WE shall not be sheep. WE are the true leaders of the new world.

This is just a taste of things to come. Let me know when and where we bring this information to the front of the newspaper.

HST is not dead, he lives on through the few proud freaks. Let him be heard through us.
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post #7 of 8
9/23/05 at 3:11pm
Tandy in 08!
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post #8 of 8
9/23/05 at 3:20pm
What about the Thunderdome Party?
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