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post #1 of 35
10/21/04 at 9:36am
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President Guttenburg's Fan Club was killed by sniper fire last night while purchasing Twizzlers at the Sony Lowe's Megaplex.
As per his written and signed (not forged) instructions, I have been given full control of his administration and CHUD. Effective immediately, all remaining administration members are fired. I will be bringing on a new governing council including Monkey Cupcakes, The Dude Abides, Otik, Countess Anna, and FireFly Fan. Dale Grifter Wicker will be in charge of Homeland security. Together we will build a better tomorrow.

Long Live The New Flesh.
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post #2 of 35
10/21/04 at 9:52am
Bullshit D'tat.
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post #3 of 35
10/21/04 at 9:56am
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That's Homeland Security knocking at your door, Gist. Just let them in and there won't be any trouble.
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post #4 of 35
10/21/04 at 9:57am
So, which country do you plan to invade as part of your peace initiative. Canada?
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post #5 of 35
10/21/04 at 10:05am
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France. Cosmo is drawing up the plans now.
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post #6 of 35
10/21/04 at 10:07am
Death to Videodrome!
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post #7 of 35
10/21/04 at 10:09am
Good. Once you've invaded, will you pass a law making the name french fries illegal and will they be called Freedom Fries instead.

Will El Topo be on your most wanted list?
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post #8 of 35
10/21/04 at 10:51am
I'm from the Government. I'm here to help.




Don't stare, keep walking, act natural.
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post #9 of 35
10/21/04 at 10:53am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragon Ma

Will El Topo be on your most wanted list?
El Topo has been... detained.
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post #10 of 35
10/21/04 at 11:36am
How did the First Lady feel about this when you broached the subject to her last night in your office?
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post #11 of 35
10/21/04 at 11:46am
Thread Starter 
TheDudeAbides is my new first lady.
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post #12 of 35
10/21/04 at 1:27pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by BobClark
TheDudeAbides is my new first lady.
Will he be the first African-American First Lady?
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post #13 of 35
10/21/04 at 2:57pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by BobClark
El Topo has been... detained.
BobClark, as head of Homeland Security, it is my regrettable duty to inform you that El Topo has, um, "escaped". Yes, he has "escaped".

It is my strong belief that after the extreme danger of this, um, "escape" he will possibly be in hiding for a long, long time. I would even go so far as to predict that he may never be heard from again. Ever.

So, with the dispo….., err, "escape" of El Topo, clearly Homeland Security needs to speak with you about greatly expanding our powers so that these travesties can not occur in the future.

(It's all in the spin!)

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post #14 of 35
10/21/04 at 3:37pm
I reject the facist oligarchy.

WOOOOLVERINESSSSS!
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post #15 of 35
10/21/04 at 3:39pm
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Stay the course, Dale. Stay the course.
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post #16 of 35
8/21/08 at 4:46pm
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I have absolutely no idea what this thread was about.
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post #17 of 35
8/21/08 at 4:53pm
I lol'd.
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post #18 of 35
8/21/08 at 4:54pm
What the hell ever happened to Dale, anyway?
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post #19 of 35
8/21/08 at 4:59pm
He just grew bored and moved on. It's his way. Plus he's in Utah, so he's depressed as all hell.
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post #20 of 35
8/21/08 at 5:03pm
GIVE ME ATTENTION!
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post #21 of 35
8/21/08 at 5:10pm
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So bitter ever since the coup.
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post #22 of 35
8/21/08 at 5:10pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata View Post
GIVE ME ATTENTION!
Seriously. Plus, everyone knows if you really wanted to get a lot of attention, you'd just insult everyone's religion. Ooooh, and then, you could go as far as to say if you believe in any sort of higher power, you're mentally handicapped. Then, make fun of mentally handicapped people.
That's a Coup Des Gras.
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post #23 of 35
8/21/08 at 5:12pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
Seriously. Plus, everyone knows if you really wanted to get a lot of attention, you'd just insult everyone's religion. Ooooh, and then, you could go as far as to say if you believe in any sort of higher power, you're mentally handicapped. Then, make fun of mentally handicapped people.
That's a Coup Des Gras.
Spelling "coup de grace" wrong is for retards!
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post #24 of 35
8/21/08 at 5:13pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Spelling "coup de grace" wrong is for retards!
I'd be offended if I knew how to be!
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post #25 of 35
8/21/08 at 5:18pm
Was the name of this thread trying to be Coup D'État? Is there a letter missing, or was this a hip thing to do back then?

And people, if you want to go French, let's not forget the accents. Like in coup de grâce.
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post #26 of 35
8/21/08 at 5:21pm
.....Accenting coup de grace is for retards!
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post #27 of 35
8/21/08 at 5:22pm
Coup de lame.
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post #28 of 35
8/21/08 at 5:23pm
This thread just goes on and on about nothing. The fuck, Bob?
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post #29 of 35
8/21/08 at 5:24pm
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I thought maybe someone else could tell me! I have no idea! I'm so sorreeeeeeee!
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post #30 of 35
8/21/08 at 5:34pm
I apologize. Didn't realize this was an old thread.
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post #31 of 35
8/21/08 at 5:35pm
GIVE NICK ATTENTION!
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post #32 of 35
8/21/08 at 6:01pm
This thread needs an enema! *Toot*
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post #33 of 35
8/21/08 at 6:49pm

Coop Devill
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post #34 of 35
8/21/08 at 6:56pm


Chris "Coop"er.
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post #35 of 35
8/21/08 at 7:25pm
I've just resisted the urge to post a picture of Dr. C Everett Koop, whilst misspelling his last name. Didn't post the picture, but apparently still felt the need to talk about it. Baby steps.
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