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post #1 of 24
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I'm already bored, and it's looking like a slow day in the office. So here's what I'm going to do: I'll give you my opinion on anything. I know you care, so don't pretend not to. Ask me questions, and I'll answer. Funny or serious, I'll be honest.

What do you want to know?
post #2 of 24
Pubes (both sexes) shaved or bushy?
post #3 of 24
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Originally Posted by Dale 'Grifter' Wicker
Pubes (both sexes) shaved or bushy?
An excellent way to start off.

I like mine trimmed. When it comes to the ladies, I like trimmed or shaved, but not bushy.
post #4 of 24
What should my halloween costume be?
post #5 of 24
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Originally Posted by kittyinjammies
What should my halloween costume be?
Cellophane.

(Sorry Sammy)
post #6 of 24
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Kitty's Haloween costume

This one is tougher. I'm not sure if you have anything in mind or a theme you want to adhere to.

However, since you probably have a wedding dress handy that you'll never get to use again, I'd suggest "the Bride".

And you can have the new hubby be either the yokel from Texas that the bride marries, or Bill. Neither one would be terribly hard.

edit: I like Grifter's choice, too. You could claim that "Chicago" inspired you. (That is, if anyone asks. I doubt it would come up.)
post #7 of 24
The correct way to disarm and neutralize multiple attackers armed with mechetes
post #8 of 24
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Originally Posted by BlondieJoeManco
The correct way to disarm and neutralize multiple attackers armed with mechetes
Ninjitsu is the best way, but lasers will also work in a pinch.
post #9 of 24
Does this Uzi or the Tech 9 go with these sneakers?
post #10 of 24
Best game show host in television history?
post #11 of 24
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Originally Posted by billylove
Does this Uzi or the Tech 9 go with these sneakers?
Neither, actually. Try the Tech 9 with some Timberlands.
post #12 of 24
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Originally Posted by tcjsavannah
Best game show host in television history?
Without a doubt, without hesitation: Wheel of Fortune.
post #13 of 24
The best way to silence pissed off women.
post #14 of 24
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Originally Posted by BlondieJoeManco
The best way to silence pissed off women.

Two answers for this one.

My online persona: http://www.revulsion.net/bitchslaps/279/

Real life would be the attached picture.
LL
post #15 of 24
What should I do on my day off?
post #16 of 24
Who/what should I draw for my next due project (a marker drawing)?
post #17 of 24
What should I write about for my term paper in Psychology?
post #18 of 24
Why do hot dogs come in packages of twelve, but hot dog buns come in packages of ten?
post #19 of 24
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl is the Universe
What should I do on my day off?
How is the weather in BC now? I'd suggest something outside, if that's reasonable. Like a hike/picnic or something along those lines.
post #20 of 24
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Originally Posted by The Farce
Who/what should I draw for my next due project (a marker drawing)?
Make your own rendition of one of those drawings from The Ring. Guarantee you a good grade for that.
post #21 of 24
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Originally Posted by Dingus
What should I write about for my term paper in Psychology?
My initial thought would be "Why Freud was right." But that might be too easy. How about "My Mom's Insecurity Caused Me to Cross-Dress."
post #22 of 24
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Originally Posted by shotodrag
Why do hot dogs come in packages of twelve, but hot dog buns come in packages of ten?
It's marketing. You have to buy 5 packs of dogs and 6 packs of buns to even it out.

By the way, I'm responsible for this. My real name is Oscar Meyer.
post #23 of 24
Space is full of dead Cosmonauts. The USSR did not want the world to know about it's mistakes and hushed it all up. there's dozens of them up there.
Can you see them?
post #24 of 24
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Originally Posted by Trinity'sGusset
Space is full of dead Cosmonauts. The USSR did not want the world to know about it's mistakes and hushed it all up. there's dozens of them up there.
Can you see them?
Not from work, since I'm in a top-secret undisclosed location. But my residence is in a low-altitude geostationary satellite. I'm sure I could see them from there, but I've never really looked. Although this does explain those socks I found on my direct tv dish.
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