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post #301 of 341
11/15/04 at 6:15pm
Yup, I just can't figure out why she would give up the awesome body she had in The Mask for the body of a emaciated young boy.
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post #302 of 341
11/15/04 at 6:26pm
I still thought Diaz was cute in the first Charlie's Angels movie. And she looked fairly great in A Life Less Ordinary. But man...it's like her skull just imploded after that. Now she looks like her cheekbones will slice through her papyrus-like skin if she turns her head too quickly. Sad.
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post #303 of 341
11/15/04 at 6:42pm
I'm positive someone already picked Vega.

And Monica Keena is hideous. She's got dwarf-face.
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post #304 of 341
11/15/04 at 6:49pm
Hideous? I don't see it. Certainly no more strange-looking or unattractive than Dunst or Lohan or many other early-rounders. Not to me, at least.
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post #305 of 341
11/15/04 at 6:56pm
Comparing Keena to Lohan is blasphemy.

Seriously, shave Peter Dinkladge's goatee and stand him on a chair and you've got Monica Keena. She's a beast.
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post #306 of 341
11/15/04 at 6:59pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slater
I'm positive someone already picked Vega.
Nick picked her Round 8.

The full list http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73192
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post #307 of 341
11/15/04 at 7:26pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slater
Comparing Keena to Lohan is blasphemy.

Seriously, shave Peter Dinkladge's goatee and stand him on a chair and you've got Monica Keena. She's a beast.
You, sir, are out of your friggin' mind.
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post #308 of 341
11/15/04 at 7:32pm
Fuck... I must have been a vortex. Changing pick...
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post #309 of 341
11/15/04 at 7:42pm
Fixed.
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post #310 of 341
11/15/04 at 8:07pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slater
Comparing Keena to Lohan is blasphemy.
Not if you think, as I do, that Lohan is the most grotesquely overrated and overexposed wank target since Anna Kournikova trotted in front of cameras. Fake tits or not.
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post #311 of 341
11/15/04 at 10:27pm
I actually wasn't a Lohan fan until I saw Mean Girls a few days ago. I still don't know if she's a first seed pick, but she was pretty damn adorable in that flick.

And by adorable, of course, I mean fuckable.
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post #312 of 341
11/16/04 at 1:31pm
Damn you, Davis! With virtually no one drafting this morning I thought she was surely mine. I hope you get some kind of prehistoric herpes.
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post #313 of 341
11/16/04 at 1:46pm
And just like that, all four of my picks are gone.
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post #314 of 341
11/16/04 at 1:47pm
I expected this. Time to pull out the wildcards.
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post #315 of 341
11/16/04 at 1:47pm
Thread Starter 
I had already typede Raquel into my browser. It was 11:28. I figured... "I'll wait until my chosen time". Dave is balls.
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post #316 of 341
11/16/04 at 1:54pm
I am indeed balls.
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post #317 of 341
11/16/04 at 3:37pm
Carl killed me with Grace Kelly. I figured there were enough ladies out there that she'd fall to my pick. Oh well.
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post #318 of 341
11/16/04 at 3:41pm
Grace Kelly is the best ever. If we had all-time drafts (with all actresses past and present) she would still be by #1 pick.

It's just a shame her daughters are bat-shit insane and didn't quite inheret her amazing beauty.
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post #319 of 341
11/16/04 at 3:42pm
So if people are picking "circa 19**"... wouldn't it be possible to pick the same person, but from a different era?
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post #320 of 341
11/16/04 at 3:43pm
I don't think so, no.
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post #321 of 341
11/16/04 at 3:47pm
I hope not. Defeats the purpose of distinct picks.

I like Grace Kelly. She was a beaut. But if I get a shot at but one classic beauty, I gotta have some spice. The Mansfields, Monroes, and Kellys are all beautiful blondes, but there just doesn't seem to be anything special about that anymore. Diminishing returns and such. By contrast, a Rita Hayworth or Claudia Cardinale is a RARE gem. Unique, exotic, sexy, and unparalleled.
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post #322 of 341
11/16/04 at 3:49pm
I think I'm going to go for someone under the radar. I have a few choices, so we'll see if anyone thinks across the same line that I am.
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post #323 of 341
11/16/04 at 3:56pm
Bettie Page was a tight second for me. Splendid selection.
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post #324 of 341
11/16/04 at 3:58pm
Bettie Page. Fanfuckingtastic. Also a close second.
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post #325 of 341
11/16/04 at 4:25pm
I got the new Playboy yesterday, and they always have a page with a Bettie Page pinup on it, so she was the first that came to mind after Grace Kelly was nabbed.

And otis...best "era" so far..."Circa before she got mangled" for Jayne Mansfield.


Dumb draft facts: The only letters not accounted for (by last name) in the draft were I, X, and Y.

And now--more women I'm suprised that didn't get picked:

China Chow
Cindy Margolis
Dagmara Dominczyk
Elle Macpherson
Jeri Ryan
Kari Wuhrer
Laura Linney
Lauren Holly
Leah Remini
Lisa Marie
Rosa Blasi
Rosamund Pike
Shawnee Smith
Victoria Silvstedt
Sarah Wynter
Chyler Leigh
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post #326 of 341
11/16/04 at 4:48pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Micah Robinson
I like Grace Kelly. She was a beaut. But if I get a shot at but one classic beauty, I gotta have some spice. The Mansfields, Monroes, and Kellys are all beautiful blondes, but there just doesn't seem to be anything special about that anymore. Diminishing returns and such. By contrast, a Rita Hayworth or Claudia Cardinale is a RARE gem. Unique, exotic, sexy, and unparalleled.
Well said, and I agree completely. Hence, Cardinale.
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post #327 of 341
11/16/04 at 4:51pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Martianman
And now--more women I'm suprised that didn't get picked:

Laura Linney

Chyler Leigh
Laura Linney is not a babe. She's attractive and would catch my eye in public, but she's not the kind of woman that inspires wank fantasies on the level of the Lohans and the Albas. I'm speaking for myself here, of course, but I'm pretty sure I'm right.

RE: Chyler...I LOVE her, she's fabulous. Got her in the 4th round last time and I thought I'd be nice and allow one of you fine gentlemen to sample her wares this time around, but you've all squandered this opportunity. It shant happen again, I say.
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post #328 of 341
11/16/04 at 4:58pm
Chyler Leigh needs to join Monica Keena in the Midget-Faced Corner of Shame.
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post #329 of 341
11/16/04 at 5:02pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Martianman
And now--more women I'm suprised that didn't get picked:

China Chow
Cindy Margolis
Dagmara Dominczyk
Elle Macpherson
Jeri Ryan
Kari Wuhrer
Laura Linney
Lauren Holly
Leah Remini
Lisa Marie
Rosa Blasi
Rosamund Pike
Shawnee Smith
Victoria Silvstedt
Sarah Wynter
Chyler Leigh

I think one of the risks of limiting the draft primarily to veterans is that we've ravaged the available pool of movie babes several times over, so perfectly good picks like these get shunned when many of us have picked them several times. China Chow's been in the last couple. So's Silvestedt. So has Jeri Ryan. Draft fatigue. What are you going to do?
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post #330 of 341
11/16/04 at 5:03pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slater
Chyler Leigh needs to join Monica Keena in the Midget-Faced Corner of Shame.
Do you live near a hot midget compound or are do you have a fisheye lens attached to your retinae?

Which is it?
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post #331 of 341
11/16/04 at 5:06pm
Come on, guys. Slater is right. That is, he's right if he meant to type "Sarah Wynter" instead of "Chyler Leigh".
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post #332 of 341
11/16/04 at 5:07pm
Slater's got some weird fear of (perceived) midgets.

Other chicks drafted in the past that didn't cut it:

Carmen Elektra
Jules Asner
Tracy Bingham
Melina Kanekaredes
Paget Brewster
Sanaa Lathan
Debra Messing
Katherine Isabelle
Kari Wuhrer
Renee Zellweger
Traci Lords
Rene Russo
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post #333 of 341
11/16/04 at 5:13pm
I fail to see how a fear of midgets can be considered weird.
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post #334 of 341
11/16/04 at 5:18pm
I have an entirely unnatural hatred for Kanakaredes.
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post #335 of 341
11/16/04 at 5:59pm
Turner was an optional for me.
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post #336 of 341
11/16/04 at 6:07pm
I was trying to figure out if Soleil Moon Frye was legal to pick for this draft.
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post #337 of 341
11/16/04 at 6:39pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boomstick
I was trying to figure out if Soleil Moon Frye was legal to pick for this draft.
Were you going to take her circa Punky Brewster?
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post #338 of 341
11/17/04 at 2:27am
Thread Starter 
That was a heck of a draft
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post #339 of 341
11/17/04 at 11:17am
I enjoyed myself, as I got most of the ladies I wanted.

And great choice of Natalie Wood, Poxy. I was really leaning heavy towards her as well.
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post #340 of 341
11/17/04 at 11:45am
I agree, terrific draft. Very fun!

And, Poxy, I concur with Martianman... nice pick with Natalie Wood. I also seriously considered her, since that would have given me the Mother/Daughter thing with Natasha Gregson-Wagner. But there was just no way I could pass up Grace Kelly.
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post #341 of 341
11/17/04 at 12:37pm
This draft really was much more challenging than the last.

Good time.
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