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Last-minute Halloween costume idea repository

post #1 of 30
10/26/04 at 2:59pm
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Y'know, for the kids that are feeling the pressure (IT'S THIS WEEKEND, CRETINS) and still lack a winning idea. Let's help them out.

- Slutty School Lunch Lady
- Slutty Beekeeper
- Slutty Brain Surgeon
- Zombie Christopher Reeve
- Zombie Ken Caminiti
- Beta Ray Bill
- Fin Fang Foom
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post #2 of 30
10/26/04 at 3:02pm
I was going to do zombie chris reeve, but I think I'm going to skip the whole thing. It sounds crazy, but I'm not that much in the mood this year.
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post #3 of 30
10/26/04 at 3:12pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Charles B
I was going to do zombie chris reeve, but I think I'm going to skip the whole thing. It sounds crazy, but I'm not that much in the mood this year.
What's even crazier is that you posted in this thread without giving any ideas. Snap to it, Chuck!
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post #4 of 30
10/26/04 at 3:16pm
Well gist, you gave away all the ideas. For a woman, you can take just about anything and add the word slutty to it and it counts as a costume. For men, add zombie. Voila!
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post #5 of 30
10/26/04 at 3:16pm
Get a mail order Cavaziel make-up kit...
The Zombie of the Christ
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post #6 of 30
10/26/04 at 3:21pm
If you have a suit and briefcase, and don't really want to be very popular...
An IRS agent

I dress up like this when I was eight and got almost no candy.
Someone even slammed the door in my face.
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post #7 of 30
10/26/04 at 3:24pm
sorry!

jedi spirit (paint yourself blue)
alice cooper
mysterio
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post #8 of 30
10/26/04 at 3:43pm
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Originally Posted by Stobbin
If you have a suit and briefcase, and don't really want to be very popular...
An IRS agent.
Even better is a shirt and tie, briefcase, some horn-rimmed glasses, and a baseball bat and you can go as Michael Douglas' character from Falling Down.

I'd love to see a last minute Beta Ray Bill, though!

Easiest thing this year has to be a white shirt, red tie, and red ink stain... and if you can, a cricket bat.
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post #9 of 30
10/26/04 at 3:52pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva
Well gist, you gave away all the ideas. For a woman, you can take just about anything and add the word slutty to it and it counts as a costume. For men, add zombie. Voila!
Again, no ideas posted. Please contribute next time you post in my thread, Diva.
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post #10 of 30
10/26/04 at 3:52pm
Invisible Man

Robe
Pajamas
Gloves
Shoes
Medical wrapping tape (available at most major pharmacies) and safety pins to keep it together
Sunglasses

Of course, if you wanted to be authentic it would be much harder, but a kit-bashed version would probably still look pretty cool.
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post #11 of 30
10/26/04 at 3:53pm
How about dressing up in a suit and tie and going as a locked-out NHL player?

My buddy and I did this a long time ago, when the NFL went on strike in the 80s (i.e., we were NFL Players).
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post #12 of 30
10/26/04 at 3:58pm
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- Multiple Man (a performance costume. Take a bunch of your friends to a bar with you, who of course will all be dressed exactly like you. Somehow sneak them into the place without them being noticed and place them in strategic, hidden locations. Walk up to the bar and have a friend jump out and join you everytime you bang on it)
- Sweet Sweetback
- Zombie Elliott Smith w/ steak knife
- Slutty Scuba Diver
- Slutty BMV clerk
- Slutty Wal-Mart greeter
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post #13 of 30
10/26/04 at 7:31pm
I'm stealing this from Sarah Michelle Gellar. One year, she forgot about making a costume, so she taped a brown paper bag to her shirt and went as a kangaroo. Not the most creative costume, but...And, from an episode of "Designing Women", dress in a suit and tie and pour fake blood/ketchup on your chest. Voila....Dead Insurance Salesman.
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post #14 of 30
10/26/04 at 8:04pm
Go as a serial killer, they look just like everyone else.
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post #15 of 30
10/26/04 at 8:25pm
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- Slutty Notary Public
- Slutty Cartographer
- Slutty Wino
- Zombie Jonathan Brandis
- Kid Icarus
- Slutty Kirby
- Slutty Kirby Drummond
- Slutty Kirby Puckett
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post #16 of 30
10/26/04 at 9:46pm
Or, from that "Kids in the Hall" sketch, grab some airfreshners and go as the test tube adult.
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post #17 of 30
10/27/04 at 12:09am
Grab a white shirt, a pair of short shorts, a whistle, a "Camp Crystal Lake" patch, blood, a, whistle, a red hair barrette and a fake machete. Cut the nubs off of the barrette, cut a hole in the machete to fit the barrette, glue it together, fit it over your head so that it looks like it's in your head, top liberally with blood, and voila, instant Camp Crystal Lake Camp Counselor!
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post #18 of 30
10/27/04 at 2:09am
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Gistmeister
Again, no ideas posted. Please contribute next time you post in my thread, Diva.
How did I post no ideas? Women, go as "slutty (insert noun)". Men go as "zombie (insert noun)".
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post #19 of 30
10/27/04 at 2:12am
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Gistmeister
- Slutty Notary Public
- Slutty Cartographer
- Slutty Wino
- Zombie Jonathan Brandis
- Kid Icarus
- Slutty Kirby
- Slutty Kirby Drummond
- Slutty Kirby Puckett

Hey, you stole MY ideas!
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post #20 of 30
10/27/04 at 2:23am
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Diva, that's three posts now in this thread without a single fresh idea from you. Shape up or ship out, sugartits.
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post #21 of 30
10/27/04 at 2:25am
Don't show up for the party and ask everyone the next day how they liked your Invisible Man costume.
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post #22 of 30
10/27/04 at 2:28am
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Originally Posted by The_Gistmeister
Diva, that's three posts now in this thread without a single fresh idea from you. Shape up or ship out, sugartits.

Paste sugar cubes on nipples. Go as "sugartits".
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post #23 of 30
10/27/04 at 3:52am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva
Paste sugar cubes on nipples. Go as "sugartits".
Thank you! Also, I just now realized that I called Chris Reeve "Reeves" in my initial post. There's a special circle of Hell reserved for me.
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post #24 of 30
10/27/04 at 5:01am
Agent Sands (all you need is black clothing, shades and some eye makeup)
Gypsy (a friend of mine once made a really sexy outfit using 2 tablecloths and a bandanna)
Brock Samson
"Pirate on safari" (another friend did this by wrapping a towel round his head and some khakis)
Prince and/or Rick James and Charlie Murphy
Timewasting Frankenstein
Chuck Norris
Starsky and Hutch
Ron Burgundy (w/ a stuffed animal as Baxter so that a passing biker can dropkick it)
Bearfucker
James Earl Cash of Manhunt fame (better if someone plays the Director 'filmng' his movements)
Slutty Paris (not Hilton, rather Orlando Bloom)
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post #25 of 30
10/27/04 at 5:24am
Go to Wal-Mart: Get some denim overalls, a red shirt, some cheap white gardening gloves, a fake moustache and a red cap.

Congratulations, you're Super Mario.
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post #26 of 30
10/27/04 at 6:46am
The ideas for Beta Ray Bill, Kid Icarus and Bearfucker have it. If I had a a Highway Trooper uniform I'd go as Officer Rod Farva. I would be asking everybody for a G**damn liter of cola!

My submission is to practice having one eye turn inward a little bit and go as Sandy Duncan.
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post #27 of 30
10/27/04 at 7:59am
Supplies:

1 large piece of chalk
1 pair of dark slacks
1 pair of dark dress shoes
1 white dress shirt, sleeves rolled up
1 dark suit vest with colorful paisley back
1 cloth measuring tape
1 mouthful of pins
1 30 gallon Rubbermaid garbage can with bottom half cut off and suspenders attached to top.

Result:

Tailor Trash costume.
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post #28 of 30
10/28/04 at 4:31pm
Inmate Martha Stewart. Works for both women and men.
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post #29 of 30
10/29/04 at 3:37pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Daryl Zero
Go to Wal-Mart: Get some denim overalls, a red shirt, some cheap white gardening gloves, a fake moustache and a red cap.

Congratulations, you're Super Mario.
I saw this at a bar last night. It was actually pretty good. Unfortunately, there was no Luigi in sight. I'd love to see somebody take it up a notch and be Mario Riding on Yoshi.

My Indiana Jones costume is coming together pretty well, although the colors are a bit off. I can't decide whether I should make an idol to carry around or tie a "boulder" made of spray-painted newspaper around my waist with wire and have it chase me around all night.
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post #30 of 30
10/29/04 at 5:02pm
I saw a little kid at the mall dressed as Super Mario today. How cute.

Another idea for the guys-
Black long-sleeve dress shirt and pants + Dumb-looking white tie and jacket=One of the Hives.
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