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New Chewers! Hello!

post #1 of 47
11/5/04 at 12:01pm
Thread Starter 
Apparantly registration is open again and, the horror!, new people are becoming chewers.

Well hello new chewers, here's a thread for you to say hello to us.

Welcome!
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post #2 of 47
11/5/04 at 12:07pm
And for me to paddle you!
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post #3 of 47
11/5/04 at 12:44pm
Thank you, sir, may I have another.

Note to new Chewers: avoid the politics and sex forums.
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post #4 of 47
11/5/04 at 3:40pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Optimus Prime
Thank you, sir, may I have another.

Note to new Chewers: avoid the politics and sex forums.
Hey! We who dwell in the sex forum are quite friendly, I assure you.
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post #5 of 47
11/5/04 at 4:04pm
Aw. They're shy. Come out little new ones.
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post #6 of 47
11/5/04 at 4:40pm
I'm gonna paddle the shit outta you.
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post #7 of 47
11/5/04 at 4:40pm
Jurrasic Park quote:

"Come on little one. Come on then..."
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post #8 of 47
11/5/04 at 4:53pm
Thread Starter 
For any new Lady Chewers, could i suggest the Chud Boobies Thread? Please?

No, I'm serious. The Gistmister showed his. We're all about sharing the love at Chud. And the boobies.
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post #9 of 47
11/6/04 at 12:44am
Wow, not a single new Chewer post...that stinks.

I remember when I registered...there was a convenient new Chewer thread...good times that thread...yes

oh well...this one isn't shaping up
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post #10 of 47
11/6/04 at 3:47pm
Hi.

I'm more newish than newbie, but I still have a somewhat low post count. Maybe this will get others to follow.
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post #11 of 47
11/6/04 at 3:51pm
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Originally Posted by nineinchchrist
Hi.

I'm more newish than newbie, but I still have a somewhat low post count. Maybe this will get others to follow.
Me and Agent Helix are going to paddle the sweet motherfuck out of that little newbie hiney of yours, but not until after you've posted a picture of your tits in the sex forum. Welcome to CHUD.
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post #12 of 47
11/6/04 at 4:01pm
I'm looking forward to it. I never pass up a free ass paddling.


I've been tempted to post a picture of my boobs, but my camera doesn't capture the awe inspiring vision that is my nipple hair.
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post #13 of 47
11/6/04 at 4:13pm
Hey, new new Chewers! Want to write for the site? The Chewer Column is for you to speak your mind on entertainment issues. Email me with your topic ideas first, you'll get the go-ahead from me as long as you're not duplicating a topic already being covered, or stepping on the toes of other site features.
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post #14 of 47
11/6/04 at 4:26pm
Thread Starter 
Perhaps Mr Nunziata would like to make this thread sticky for a month or so? Or create an official sticky thread for the newbies. whichever works.

Oh, and new kids, i really can't over-emphasise the chud boobies thread enough.

p.s. why hasn't newbie newbster posted here yet? damn him, he needs a paddlin'.
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post #15 of 47
11/6/04 at 4:57pm
Professional lurker, finally coming out.

To paddles and boobies, it seems.

God bless CHUD.
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post #16 of 47
11/6/04 at 5:03pm
Now, this brings the conversation the inevitable question:

Does the CHUD paddle have tennis balls cut and stapled into it? holes cut into it? or is it just your standard issue wooden paddle (with the splinters) ?
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post #17 of 47
11/6/04 at 5:05pm
The paddle is a relief carving of the face of Udo Kier, so every whack will further burn his visage into your asscheeks.

Oh, and Johnson...BLT on rye, please. Hold the mayo.
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post #18 of 47
11/6/04 at 5:07pm
Oooo, I'll have a Reuban!

::nods convincingly with much repetition of the "wink and the gun" ::
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post #19 of 47
11/6/04 at 5:12pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by nineinchchrist
I've been tempted to post a picture of my boobs, but my camera doesn't capture the awe inspiring vision that is my nipple hair.
I pray to God you're a guy....
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post #20 of 47
11/6/04 at 5:12pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by PsYcHwArD101
Oooo, I'll have a Reuban!

::nods convincingly with much repetition of the "wink and the gun" ::
Alas, I'm afraid anyone who consumes sauerkraut must suffer instant and complete banishment from the human race. So sorry.
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post #21 of 47
11/6/04 at 5:16pm
HAHA! I was simply testing you...and you...passed!

What I really wanted was corned beef, pastrami and provolone on rye!

::nods some more::
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post #22 of 47
11/6/04 at 5:36pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by PsYcHwArD101
HAHA! I was simply testing you...and you...passed!
Aha! And I didn't even study!

Quote:
Originally Posted by PsYcHwArD101
What I really wanted was corned beef, pastrami and provolone on rye!

::nods some more::
...

Your situation is not improving.
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post #23 of 47
11/6/04 at 5:44pm
...with...out...sauerkraut? yes?
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post #24 of 47
11/6/04 at 5:44pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cory Johnson
Your situation is not improving.
excellent! 3 posts in and Cory already has Psychwards number.

[wise old man]He will do well here.[/wise old man]
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post #25 of 47
11/6/04 at 5:46pm
pssh...whatever!

he had me at like...1 1/2 or something like that...
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post #26 of 47
11/6/04 at 5:49pm
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Originally Posted by PsYcHwArD101
pssh...whatever!

he had me at like...1 1/2 or something like that...
Now yer gonna make me blush.
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post #27 of 47
11/6/04 at 5:51pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cory Johnson
Now yer gonna make me blush.
Ahh yes, and then life will be complete... (sigh)
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post #28 of 47
11/6/04 at 6:23pm
This thread really got out of hand, Anchorman style.

Oh, new chewers, you'll do well to love Halo 2 around here too.
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post #29 of 47
11/6/04 at 6:48pm
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Originally Posted by YeLLoWsAmUeL

Oh, new chewers, you'll do well to love Halo 2 around here too.
Now, THAT won't be a problem.
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post #30 of 47
11/6/04 at 9:43pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by YeLLoWsAmUeL
This thread really got out of hand, Anchorman style.

Oh, new chewers, you'll do well to love Halo 2 around here too.
[crowbars through door, wood splinters....Graham crawls through and looks around]

"Wow, it's so much bigger on the inside."...looks up to see even more shilling of Halo 2...

[mutters to self] "It appears I've gotten here just in time."

Hefts crowbar...

Re-charges HEV...


...and leaps into the void...
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post #31 of 47
11/6/04 at 10:02pm
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Originally Posted by Trinity'sGusset
excellent! 3 posts in and Cory already has Psychwards number.

[wise old man]He will do well here.[/wise old man]
Yes, this one might survive the hazing. Might.
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post #32 of 47
11/8/04 at 1:05pm
All of your asses? Consider them paddled.
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post #33 of 47
11/8/04 at 1:07pm
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Originally Posted by Agent Helix
All of your asses? Consider them paddled.
Thank you sir, may I have another?

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post #34 of 47
11/8/04 at 1:13pm
Don't get greedy, sport.
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post #35 of 47
11/9/04 at 6:54pm
Maybe you shouldn't tell us new folks that we are going to get paddled right off the ... er, bat. That might entice more of us to say hello! Fortunately, I'm not scared. Get out your cricket paddle, honey. I'll take whatever you throw at me!

Sorry guys, no boobs here but I did post some pics of myself somewhere.... I guess you'll just have to find them. Or ask real nice.
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post #36 of 47
11/9/04 at 7:19pm
Thread Starter 
Lindsey R looks like Buffy! Only with a normal nose!

Does this make Werewolf Girl Faith?
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post #37 of 47
11/9/04 at 7:34pm
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Originally Posted by Trinity'sGusset
Lindsey R looks like Buffy! Only with a normal nose!

Does this make Werewolf Girl Faith?

Hey, go me! Actually my nose kind of looks like hers if you see it in person - it has this bit on the end that my mom used to grab when she was mad at me!
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post #38 of 47
11/11/04 at 5:02pm
Woohoo! I'm in! Nick wasn't lying when he said he was gonna take his sweet time approving people.

And as for paddling, I can take it. Do your worst.
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post #39 of 47
11/12/04 at 8:59pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindsey R
Maybe you shouldn't tell us new folks that we are going to get paddled right off the ... er, bat. That might entice more of us to say hello! Fortunately, I'm not scared. Get out your cricket paddle, honey. I'll take whatever you throw at me!

Sorry guys, no boobs here but I did post some pics of myself somewhere.... I guess you'll just have to find them. Or ask real nice.
No sandwich for me thanks, just bring me some vegetarian indian food, and make sure it's spicy. And what's this about me being Faith?
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post #40 of 47
11/12/04 at 9:00pm
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Originally Posted by Grace NowWhat
Woohoo! I'm in! Nick wasn't lying when he said he was gonna take his sweet time approving people.

And as for paddling, I can take it. Do your worst.
Forget paddling, just give me a backrub.
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post #41 of 47
11/12/04 at 10:20pm
I'm not really new, I'm just recylcled. (used to be monkeycupcakes and then some jerk stole my account)

But hey man! I'm all on board for the ass paddling. heehee

and psych, just why is it that you know so much about paddles? Enquiring minds want to know.


Now, who needs a sammich?

And can I get you a tasty beverage with that?
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post #42 of 47
11/12/04 at 11:40pm
Its good to know that I'm not the only one that came off seeming uberly lame for looking forward to the asspaddling.
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post #43 of 47
11/13/04 at 12:19am
Is uberly lame better or worse than just being really lame?
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post #44 of 47
11/13/04 at 12:56am
ALL YOUR ASS ARE BELONG TO US!!


...sorry...
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post #45 of 47
11/15/04 at 12:24am
hi! i'm a newb, and damned proud of it. i pretty much just came for the spankings, but the rest of the forums look interesting too! kind of a two-for-one-special.

so yeah, dont really know what to put down as a new chewer, but this is a start!

Long Live the CHUD!
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post #46 of 47
11/15/04 at 4:24pm
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Originally Posted by puffycat
and psych, just why is it that you know so much about paddles? Enquiring minds want to know.
Paddles can be...fun? yes?

hehehe
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post #47 of 47
11/15/04 at 8:26pm
I don't post nearly enough to get smacked on the ass by you people.
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