Oh, heck ... one more SNL thread: Best Skit Ever - Page 2

Gary Busey (played by Jeff Richards) reads a letter from a DirecTV customer.
"I'm A Celebrity. Who Farted?" (I'll let you know when I release a Juicy Busey")
Mike Myers' Hyperactive Hypoglycemic kid that was tied to a jungle gym. The Hyper-Hypo.
"Well You Know My Name Is Simon, And I Love To Do Drawerings."
"Kill my landlord! Kill my landlord! C-I-L-L! My landlord!"
"Buckwheat is dead!!"
"Landshark"
"Schmidt's Gay"
President Clinton greets professional wrestlers.
President Clinton greets member of the local asylum. (Kevin Nealon's character, to Clinton: "You black son of a bitch!")
Astronaut Jones
Brian Fellows
Tracy Morgan's homeless Britney Spears fan, and his excellent song.
The Continental
Celebrity Jeopardy
Will Ferrell in his patriotic speedo at the office, which eventually gets snagged on the door, to reveal is patriotic g-string.
Jim Breuer as Godzilla and the citizens of Tokyo. And his Jurassic Park raptor, which was pretty much Godzilla again.
Gumby's Christmas Spectacular. (Merry Christmas, Dammit!)
Oops I Crapped My Pants.
The Ambiguously Gay Duo.
The Ex-Presidents (Clinton, Reagan, Bush, Carter, Ford)
The Ex-Ex-Presidents (Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Reagan)
The entire episode that was hosted by Val Kilmer.

And, most recently, last night's episode with Liam Neeson had two sketches I really liked, for some reason. The first featured Fred Armisen as a rather creepy, yet hysterical, parrot. The other was the final sketch of the night, with Liam Neeson as a pothead who lost his pot, so he tried to convince the police to let him borrow a drug-sniffing dog. By the end of the sketch, he was back in his apartment, tokin' it up with the black cop in the scene, and some kid in a Spider-Man mask is running circles around them. Good stuff.

Woman: How do you know so much about Oops I Crapped My Pants?

Man: I'm wearing them and I just did.

*cue music as old couple walks away hand in had*

Thanks Oops I Crapped My Pants!

I don't think this one has been mentioned but there was a sketch that relied on ONE joke and it was fucking brilliant. I'm just going to tell the whole thing.

There was this scientist and he was training this bear for six years. When he fears he'll get caught by his wife for cheating with his assistant, he arranges a plan to let his wife come in and let the bear loose to maul her. Except, when the wife walks in, the bear comes out of the cage, picks up a gun from the counter, and shoots her before running back into his cage. The whole surprise was that he went to jail, and the bear pulled off his mask, and it was Seth Meyers, the wife's brother I think, who was having an affair with the assistant. He says something like, "I can't believe pretending to be a bear for six years paid off" and then the sketch ends.

Fucking brilliant.

Oh, and of course that bug trap commercial, where they capture and then taunt cockroaches, beating them up with their own disembodied limbs.

- the Greek Diner ("Cheeseboogie, Cheeseboogie, cheeseboogie...No Coke - Pepsi!")

- Lothar of the Hill People

- Velvet Jones: "Be somebody...Be a HO!"

- Larry The Effeminate Heterosexual ("But, Dad, aren't you gay?"

- Buck Henry as the Pedophile with the Polaroid camera, Uncle Buck (which you could never air today).

- Christian Slater advertising for Jack Assist - The Jack Nicholson Impersonation Home Kit ("Thanks, Jack Assist").

- the Jerry Seinfeld Prison Sketch ("Whaddya mean he didn't give you makeup sodomy?!? Makeup sodomy's the best part!")

- Hollywood Minute with David Spade.

- Stevie Wonder and Eddie Murphy for Cotton Land, the amusement park for liberal whites ("Come on down and work off that white guilt!")

- the Eddie Murphy short where he disguises himself as a white guy ("To prepare myself for the role I wached hours of Dynasty. I also read a lot of Hallmark Cards..."

- The whole KEVIN SPACEY show! Everything from STAR WARS: THE LOST AUDITIONS (Spacey as Walken doing Han Solo) to his William Hurt on David Letterman. Frickin' classic!

- the "Stalkers" sketch with Chris Walken ("You mean my ex girlfriend - "Bitch"?)

- the Roxbury Duo (guys that bop their heads) sketch with Cameron Diaz and Smashing Pumpkins that ends with a cameo by Steve Martin and Dan Ackroyd as the Wild and Crazy swingin' Czech Brothers.

- Dana Carvey as Drunk Man.

- Will Ferrell in Janet Reno's Dance Party when the REAL Janet Reno came crashing through the wall!

- George Plimpton (the real one) hosting "Don't Forget The Ozzy".

- Norm MacDonald as Bob Dole on THe REal World and when Bob Dole himself showed up to chastise him for his poor impression ("Two things, Norm: 1) Bob Dole never refers to himself in the third person...2) You're holding the pen wrong, dammit!")

I really dug the Coneheads as a kid, especially the one with Zappa where he consumes mass quantities with them. I will also ditto Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute. The best Rob Schneider skits were "The Sensitive Naked Man" especially the one with Susan Dey. And I laughed my ass off at Will Ferrel as Neil Diamond singing duets with Big Foot (The Rock).

One I haven't seen mentioned yet that I look for every Christmas is the singing baby jesus doll sketch.

Matt Foley in prison with Martin Lawrence:

Farley flubbs his line and tries to play it off.

When they are auctioning off some bitches, and Farley says "Sold! Five bitches to the comie with the horn-rows... Oops!!"

He actually says "Oops!!" in character, and they just move on. A classic moment.