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post #1 of 65
Thread Starter 
Anyone else ever watch a film, usually something under the radar in which a famous or semi-famous actress suddenly bares it all? I'm not talking a Charlize Theron who for a while there got nekkid in every film, or a Halle Berry who only strips down for millions of bucks, an Oscar, and endless marketing blitzes. I'm talking about when an actress strips down without warning, maybe in a bad movie a lot of the times, and it is a very pleasant surprise.

What made me think of it was a recent viewing of "Renegade" in which Juliette Lewis has a spread eagle underwater shot that's just, well, kind of weird.

Or ER's Alex Kingston going full frontal not only in "Croupier" but the far less artistic gangster film "Essex Boys".

-The painfully brief Eva Mendes scene in "Training Day".
-Meg Ryan's "In the Cut"
-Kelly McGillis in "Witness"

-And of course, I can remember as a 13 year old boy willing Kate Winslet to take it all the way off and for James Cameron to leave the camera alone in the PG-13 "Titanic".

Got some more?
post #2 of 65
Clint Eastwood, James Garner, Tommy Lee Jones and Donald Sutherland in Space Cowboys.
post #3 of 65
Thread Starter 
Very true, and in that same vein, Tim Blake Nelson's full frontal in "The Good Girl" was hilarious.
post #4 of 65
Uma Thurman in Mad Dog and Glory. The entire movie was so painfully tame that I thought they were going to cut away or do a bunch of crossfaded-closeups of their faces when her and DeNiro's love scene came around. Nope, the film actually pauses its plot so they can allow the world a full five minutes to gaze at the wonder that is Uma.

Unfortunatly, that's about the only thing worth watching in that flick, which is a pity because you can tell Bill Murray was really enjoying getting to play the tough guy mobster.
post #5 of 65
Graham Chapman in Monty Python's Life of Brian.

now THATS a wang I didn't see coming.
post #6 of 65
Thora Birch in American Beauty--at the beginning of the movie I turned to my wife and said "Hey, she's Jack Ryan's cute little daughter." Then, HELLO!

There's a very quick shot where you get a glimpse of Mark Hamill's "boys" in Bodybags. It burned my eyes.
post #7 of 65
Speaking of American Beauty, I heard about Thora showing off, but Mena was totally unexpected.
post #8 of 65
the cooler had lots of surprise nudity! although half of it was william h macy.....

dont forget the whole nine yards either.
post #9 of 65
Harvey Keitel get´s nekkid in Bad Lieutenant, Aaaaughhg! It was horrible.
post #10 of 65
Meg Ryan, earlier than In the Cut, in The Doors. That was a nipple shot I wasn't expecting.
post #11 of 65
Arnold's dong in the first Terminator movie. That man has all bases covered.
post #12 of 65
Annette O'Toole in the Martin Short adult romcom CROSS MY HEART. Lucky we got a glimpse of Lana Lang's tits instead of Lois Lane's...
post #13 of 65
Not nudity per se, but Siggy Weaver's strip-down at the end of 'Alien' certainly caught me by surprise on my initial viewing...and doesn't leave a great deal to the imagination!
post #14 of 65
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Originally Posted by Graham
Not nudity per se, but Siggy Weaver's strip-down at the end of 'Alien' certainly caught me by surprise on my initial viewing...and doesn't leave a great deal to the imagination!
WHERE'S MY 70'S BUSH!
post #15 of 65
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Originally Posted by Ugly Goblin Boy
WHERE'S MY 70'S BUSH!
Yup, surprised those little panties could contain all that...she had no fear of the dreaded 'camel-toe'.
post #16 of 65
Reese Witherspoon in the Paul Newman snoozefest "Twilight" was a nice surprise.
post #17 of 65
How about Tanya Roberts in The Beastmaster, Don knows what the guys want.
post #18 of 65
Aniston in The Good Girl.

Whatshername in Open Water.
post #19 of 65
Nicole Kidman in Billy Bathgate was a big suprise. Out of the water and then bush.
post #20 of 65
leelee sobieski in the french movie The Idol. I'm pretty sure I saw some breasts, but I know there were a bunch of sex scenes.
post #21 of 65
I was surprised to see nudity in the Royal Tenenbaums during the "Judy is a Punk" montage, immediately followed by the Charlie Rose character fondling Paltrow's chest, and in a photograph/book cover on Margot's wall. There is more throwaway, one-shot female nakedness in a deleted scene at Chas' wife's house.

My conception of Anderson is that he wouldn't show nudity: it's not polite, nor understated. It certainly isn't child-like. (I'm assuming he's heterosexual) for him to put it in a film comes across as a direct statement of enjoyment. And he doesn't do that a lot. I read that there is one minor character who is repeatedly naked in The Life Aquatic. This seems to make sense: it would be strange to read of a female, main-billed star who shows her chest in an Anderson film, or of male nudity.
post #22 of 65
The 15 orgasms montage at the beginning of Amelie.
post #23 of 65
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Originally Posted by Stew
Very true, and in that same vein, Tim Blake Nelson's full frontal in "The Good Girl" was hilarious.
That was disgusting. So was Kevin Heffernan in "Super Troopers".
post #24 of 65
Jenny Agutter in 'Logan's Run' - and my all time favortie:

Adrienne Barbeau in 'Swamp Thing' - it made my thing stand up and say, hello there!
post #25 of 65
Lily Tomlin in a bra in Short Cuts.

Great movie, but of course that's one of the only things I remember. I swear to god I just gagged a little and shuddered while remembering it.

One of the all time "Oh, holy shit, was that....?"'s: Kevin Bacon in Wild Things
post #26 of 65
Not really nude, but Annie Potts (from TV's Designing Women) in a see-through black bra in "Who's Harry Crumb?"

Wow.
post #27 of 65
How about "The Gift"?

I was watching it going "Hey, Katie Holmes is in this!". Then near the end, it was like "Katie Holmes is the star of this movie!" Two seconds of pure bliss.
post #28 of 65
What about the lovely scene where Kathy Bates sheds all in About Schmidt?
post #29 of 65
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Originally Posted by theslik1
Not really nude, but Annie Potts (from TV's Designing Women) in a see-through black bra in "Who's Harry Crumb?"

Wow.
I somewhat sheepishly admit to her being a seminal pubescent influence in that film
post #30 of 65
Robin Williams: The Fisher King.
Jay's ass in J&SBSB.
Joey Adams' tits in Mallrats.
The shower scene in Starship Troopers.
post #31 of 65
Jean Claude Von Doom in his first 12 movies.
post #32 of 65
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Originally Posted by Graham
Not nudity per se, but Siggy Weaver's strip-down at the end of 'Alien' certainly caught me by surprise on my initial viewing...and doesn't leave a great deal to the imagination!
She shows us everything in A Map of the World! The bitch is, indeed back.
post #33 of 65
Re: Sigourney -- when you make your New York stage name performing in plays by Christopher Durang (I forget the exact play, but her character kept a vermin -- was it a vole? -- up her hoo-haa), stripping to your undies in Alien seems tame.
post #34 of 65
Gaylen Ross in Dawn of the Dead. Even Ken Foree was surprised...
post #35 of 65
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Originally Posted by Dingus
That was disgusting. So was Kevin Heffernan in "Super Troopers".
Never seen a cock before ?
post #36 of 65
Kirk Douglas' naked ass in "Saturn 3".
Interestingly enough, a movie where everyone except Harvey Keitel gets naked.
post #37 of 65
Do you actually see the Anistonopolous jewels in The Good Girl or is it side bulge and/or a bottock top ?
post #38 of 65
What about that Rutger Hauer medieval movie where they're in this castle, and its' under siege and all, then some dude tries to poison them with the plague so they all strip down and burn their clothes. I mean, it's hack, slash, hack, slash, then all of a sudden it's a nude love-in.
post #39 of 65
Oh and I humbly submit Two Moon Junction. I now it's a Zalman King picture but it's Sherilyn Fenn dropping the dress after all the mere topless jiggery pokery for the first 70 minutes, and just out of Twin Peaks too (no pun intended) was a fine moment in my teenage years.
post #40 of 65
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Originally Posted by tcjsavannah
What about that Rutger Hauer medieval movie where they're in this castle, and its' under siege and all, then some dude tries to poison them with the plague so they all strip down and burn their clothes. I mean, it's hack, slash, hack, slash, then all of a sudden it's a nude love-in.
Flesh & Blood with some nice footage of Jennifer Jason Leigh, marred by the air of, well, sexual assault that underpns one or two of those scenes.
post #41 of 65
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Originally Posted by Blofeld
Re: Sigourney -- when you make your New York stage name performing in plays by Christopher Durang (I forget the exact play, but her character kept a vermin -- was it a vole? -- up her hoo-haa), stripping to your undies in Alien seems tame.
That is a GREAT play.

I think it was a vole. And it is hysterical.
post #42 of 65
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Originally Posted by Straxboy - An Anthony Hickox Film
Do you actually see the Anistonopolous jewels in The Good Girl or is it side bulge and/or a bottock top ?
Good profile of one of the "friends". Horizontal.
post #43 of 65
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Originally Posted by Straxboy - An Anthony Hickox Film
Oh and I humbly submit Two Moon Junction. I now it's a Zalman King picture but it's Sherilyn Fenn dropping the dress after all the mere topless jiggery pokery for the first 70 minutes, and just out of Twin Peaks too (no pun intended) was a fine moment in my teenage years.
Sherilyn Fenn is physical perfection.
post #44 of 65
The Enforcer- Clint just happens to give chase through random San Fran Gangbang (the participants suddenly realize that they're naked and reach for things to hide their shame, in classic got-a-glimpse-there action... as lovingly echoed in such films as Commando)
post #45 of 65
going to Wild Things and thinking this movie is going to be awesome.


then near the end of the movie after seeing Kevin's Bacon made every guy in the audience groan in horror.

my eyes are burning!
post #46 of 65
shit, just realized we're talking about famous actresses... Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places?
post #47 of 65
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Originally Posted by neaux
going to Wild Things and thinking this movie is going to be awesome.


then near the end of the movie after seeing Kevin's Bacon made every guy in the audience groan in horror.

my eyes are burning!
Never seen a cock before ?
post #48 of 65
Linda Hamilton in The Terminator.
post #49 of 65
Here's a conversation I had in the car on the way to The Thomas Crown Affair:

Friend: "Think Rene Russo will get naked?"

Me: "Nah, I don't think she does that.

45 minutes later, there were whispers of "Hey, look!"

Mature, yes.
post #50 of 65
Eric Bana's utterly random cock-shot in Chopper.
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