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My script for a third Ewok movie

post #1 of 17
12/2/04 at 5:49pm
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INT. - CHIEFTAIN'S HUT - NIGHT

Wicket squeaks and babbles as Chief Chirpa takes him from behind, his
old gnarled paws tightly gripping young Wicket's taut, furry buns. ...That is all I have so far. What do you think?
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post #2 of 17
12/2/04 at 6:19pm
Hmmmm- come to think of it you never did see any female ewoks in ROTJ. Maybe this kind of thing is natural in the Ewok culture.
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post #3 of 17
12/2/04 at 6:20pm
*shakes head*
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post #4 of 17
12/2/04 at 6:43pm
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post #5 of 17
12/2/04 at 6:49pm
Wow. Just wow.
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post #6 of 17
12/3/04 at 3:33am
I think you just made me laugh loud enough to wake the girlfriend in the next room.

Where's the rest?
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post #7 of 17
12/3/04 at 11:19am
The Ewoks do worship a golden gay robot as their god. I think it fits within continuity.
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post #8 of 17
12/3/04 at 11:49am
The Ewoks are in fact pan-sexual, as seen by their lust for such diverse sexual partners as R2D2 and Chewbacca.
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post #9 of 17
12/3/04 at 12:34pm
Finally, something to unite the Stars Wars Geeks and the Furries. Throw some Star Trek terms in there and you'll have a Creepy Cult Trifecta.
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post #10 of 17
12/4/04 at 1:17am
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Well, there're going to be two more features, since Lucas has commissioned Akiva Goldsman and I to write three installments in a planned Star Wars Furry Porn trilogy he wants to make...the other two being "Tauntauns of the Night" and "Ride My Rancor."
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post #11 of 17
12/8/04 at 3:07pm
poor Leto II and his sick perverted ewok mind lol hope u get the porn trilogy finished and then you can change it twenty years later and have Wicket spunking first.
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post #12 of 17
12/8/04 at 3:13pm
That is rather creepy when you think that an 11 year old boy was in the Wicket costume.
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post #13 of 17
12/8/04 at 7:39pm
hey wait a minute!!!!!!
I guess he was 11
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post #14 of 17
12/8/04 at 11:07pm
Leto II - I think you're on to something... Just don't forget the Jabba bukkake scene in the last chapter...
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post #15 of 17
12/9/04 at 1:05pm
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Originally Posted by UberNeuman
Leto II - I think you're on to something... Just don't forget the Jabba bukkake scene in the last chapter...

Me LAUGH!!!
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post #16 of 17
12/11/04 at 8:56pm
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Originally Posted by Leto II
Well, there're going to be two more features, since Lucas has commissioned Akiva Goldsman and I to write three installments in a planned Star Wars Furry Porn trilogy he wants to make...the other two being "Tauntauns of the Night" and "Ride My Rancor."

No matter how many times I read this thread, it makes me laugh out loud.

Tauntauns of the Night...genius.
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post #17 of 17
5/8/05 at 2:32pm
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Upski.

By popular demand.

Or not. Whatever.



For the children.
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