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How gay are you?

post #1 of 83
Thread Starter 
Gay-O-Meter

53% Gay

Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well-adjusted hetero babe!
post #2 of 83
23% straight.

Hmmm...
post #3 of 83
I am 56% gay. A happy and well adjusted female.
post #4 of 83
46% Gay. Happy well-adjusted female. although when the test is runing and hte needle went all the way to 100 i had a moment of self-doubt.
post #5 of 83
Quote:
Originally Posted by jujubes78
46% Gay. Happy well-adjusted female. although when the test is runing and hte needle went all the way to 100 i had a moment of self-doubt.
Same here.
post #6 of 83
30%

I'm surprised it wasn't slightly higher to tell the truth.
post #7 of 83
42%.

Got a little nervous there when the gauge went all the way to 100%. The the 'click for results' button showed... whew!
post #8 of 83
50%
post #9 of 83
33% - Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto.
post #10 of 83
40% gay.

"Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto."
post #11 of 83
Quote:
Originally Posted by Detective Richard Dix
42%.

Got a little nervous there when the gauge went all the way to 100%. The the 'click for results' button showed... whew!
I was totally the same way... I'm 16%....
post #12 of 83
20%

I'm too hetero for these times.
post #13 of 83
53% gay, well make of that what you will - my friends sure did
post #14 of 83
26%

I'm straight as can be but frankly surprised. I figured I was sensitive enough to score at least a 30%
post #15 of 83
40% gay.

"Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto."

Same as Rob.
post #16 of 83
26% , and I could have sworn the fact that I answered "Facial cleanser" instead of "soap" would have shot me through the roof.
shut up. I get dry skin......
post #17 of 83
22%...which surprised me. Thought it would've been higher.
post #18 of 83
Damn, I am not nearly as gay as I wanted to be.
post #19 of 83
20% gay, too straight. C'mere so I can punch you.
post #20 of 83
Hmm, no surprises here. I'm 70% Gay. Not a gay cliche yet, but well on my way. All the girlie girls just adore me.
post #21 of 83
I love all the stereotypes present in these things. Anyway, 30% gay.
post #22 of 83
26% straight. And yet, most of my friends are girls....
post #23 of 83
68% gay. No big surprise there.
post #24 of 83
I'm 20% gay, but all of that is tied up in watching chicks make out.
post #25 of 83
Damn, 16%, I knew it would be low, but I know I'm at least flamboyent enough to get some attention. I sing for crying out loud!
post #26 of 83

16% Gay

WTF? I take pride in my ability to confuse strangers about the sexuality. It had to have been the chicks-making-out thing... and the financial frugality. I'm not a penny-pinching manly man, just poor. And the fix-it-yourself in me, can't pay for a pro. Oh well, 16 is still gay enough to call myself well-adjusted.
post #27 of 83
Tish is 43% Gay!

Well as nice as that is to know, I don't think it needs an exclamation point on it.
post #28 of 83
23%.

I Am All That Is Man!
post #29 of 83
43% gay and yet I've been gay all my life! Stupid test!
post #30 of 83
30% gay. I must add more cock to my diet.
post #31 of 83
40% Gay
post #32 of 83
I took trhe test again and I'm less gay than I was two days ago. This must be from watching boxing at a friends house. Tonight I will watch a fashion show to get things right again!
post #33 of 83
40% gay.

I'm comfortable with that.
post #34 of 83
23%, alas I am not gayer than a bag of dicks. But my friend is.
post #35 of 83
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brendan
33% - Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto.
same score as me
post #36 of 83
53% stark raving, Liza Minelli gay!
post #37 of 83
Quote:
Originally Posted by sin-eater
23%, alas I am not gayer than a bag of dicks. But my friend is.


Where can one get a bag of dicks?
post #38 of 83
36% gay. A little lower than I thought. If there had been a question about showtunes, that might have put me up higher. Hey, fuck you, "West Side Story" rules!
post #39 of 83
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ratty
36% gay. A little lower than I thought. If there had been a question about showtunes, that might have put me up higher. Hey, fuck you, "West Side Story" rules!
Yeah! Showtunes rule!!!
post #40 of 83
I would assume that the best place to find a bag of dicks would be at a lesbian or woman's power rally. But I don't know if it'd be safe to show up there with dick in tow.
post #41 of 83
I have every Stephen Sondheim show on my iTunes. I don't need a test for this kind of thing.
post #42 of 83
43%!
post #43 of 83
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gist
43%!
I knew it!
post #44 of 83
Tried it again...

Increased to 30%

Hmmm....
post #45 of 83
40%. Yikes.
post #46 of 83
"Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here. Couple bites o' this stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurs, just like me."
post #47 of 83
"Hogan is 43% gay!

Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well-adjusted hetero man!"


My score would have been way higher if there had been some Gilmore Girls trivia questions...
post #48 of 83
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hogan
"Hogan is 43% gay!

Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well-adjusted hetero man!"


My score would have been way higher if there had been some Gilmore Girls trivia questions...
Here's one: What is Sookie's last name? Oh wait...yep...mine just spiked to 93%. Nevermind.
post #49 of 83
Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Helix
"Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here. Couple bites o' this stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurs, just like me."

You would know!
post #50 of 83
Quote:
Originally Posted by Suttytx
Here's one: What is Sookie's last name? Oh wait...yep...mine just spiked to 93%. Nevermind.
It was St. James... now that she's married it's Melville.

Wow, bonus gay points!
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