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Classic penguin smashing game

post #1 of 29
Thread Starter 
How far can you hit 'em?

My record is 569.3
post #2 of 29
775.2

Landmines are a nice addition.
post #3 of 29
654, although I find it more fun to splatter them on the claw-shaped rocks.
post #4 of 29
883.7

The landmines make for some crazy scores.
post #5 of 29
First swing: 21.3
Second swing: 979.8
I hit about five or six landmines.

Apparently, the penguin head contains a lot of blood.
post #6 of 29
Woo, 1105.1!! I caught a double landmine on my first drop and that made for a HUGE distance gain.
post #7 of 29
Those are some fucking suicidal penguins, I love the blood splatter.

My high score so far is 971.1

Edit: Score! I just got 1037.2
post #8 of 29
Aw yeah!

1107.6

Fuck, I've been playing this for close to half an hour.
post #9 of 29
1109.3
post #10 of 29
A better variation on the same theme...using internal organs, blood bags and surgery instead of penguins.

http://www.kuepper.internet-client.com/barney_dirk/
post #11 of 29
1000.2, but I had to stop.

The surgeon version wouldn't work for me. I'll have to try it later from my home system.
post #12 of 29
234.78 flinging guts around the room. The blood bags ran out at around 200 meters.
post #13 of 29
275 meters just now.

Fun game.
post #14 of 29
Thread Starter 
The spleen goes farther because there are more bags of blood lying around, but I'm partial to smashing penguins. There's something more perverse about that.
post #15 of 29
my buddy here at work got 1175.4!

hit five mines in a row at the lowest trajectory.
post #16 of 29
1135. Eat it penguin!
post #17 of 29
I don't know what it is about my buddy here at work.

I got 4 people here playing this damn game, and he beat his own record.

1189.1

Unfuckedwith photo:

post #18 of 29
Thread Starter 
My high score is 619.2.

I apparently have two modes of penguin smashing and they both involve trying to navigate over that stinkin' claw rock:

1) I hit the penguin high enough to go over the claw rock, but I can't get the distance.

2) I hit hit it low enough to go the distance, but it is a crap shoot whether I'll make it over the claw rock.

Also, I seem to be hitting the penguin at the same speed every time. Is there a way to affect how hard or fast you hit the penguin?
post #19 of 29
Diva wait untill the penguin is level with the big spike on the left of the club and then hit it.
post #20 of 29
And the mines change every time.
post #21 of 29
1059.3 is my highest. Seriously fun, stress-relieving game.
post #22 of 29
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian Ross
Diva wait untill the penguin is level with the big spike on the left of the club and then hit it.
All the spikes are to the left of the club. Do you mean the largest spike or the farthest spike to the left?

And my new record (which still doesn't reach any of you guys') is 645.7.

*Edit: Ohh, do you mean the spike on the club? I'll try that.

It got me 700.6. My aim is steadily improving.
post #23 of 29
Yeah on the club.
post #24 of 29
Thread Starter 
Ugh, trying to hit it at that exact spot is infuriating. However, my new record is 739.4.

I still don't see how you all are hetting over 1000.

*Edit: 987.7! Yeah, baby!!!!

892.5... so at leats I'm consistently hitting over 700 now. I'll have to stop now but 1000 will be mine!
post #25 of 29
Got 1148.
How the fuck did some guy get 1978?
post #26 of 29
1216
post #27 of 29
I haven't yet broken 1000. 976 is the best I've gotten so far. I have been unlucky with the mines and although I know it's not the object of the game, but I find smashing the penguins on the jagged rocks to be quite pleasing.
post #28 of 29
916 on the third try. Wish I could try that other one, though.
post #29 of 29
Here's one for Witness fans.

http://www.idleworm.com/gms/witls.shtml
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