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Classic penguin smashing game

post #1 of 29
12/29/04 at 3:59pm
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How far can you hit 'em?

My record is 569.3
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post #2 of 29
12/29/04 at 4:13pm
775.2

Landmines are a nice addition.
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post #3 of 29
12/29/04 at 4:16pm
654, although I find it more fun to splatter them on the claw-shaped rocks.
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post #4 of 29
12/29/04 at 4:21pm
883.7

The landmines make for some crazy scores.
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post #5 of 29
12/29/04 at 4:43pm
First swing: 21.3
Second swing: 979.8
I hit about five or six landmines.

Apparently, the penguin head contains a lot of blood.
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post #6 of 29
12/29/04 at 5:14pm
Woo, 1105.1!! I caught a double landmine on my first drop and that made for a HUGE distance gain.
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post #7 of 29
12/29/04 at 5:17pm
Those are some fucking suicidal penguins, I love the blood splatter.

My high score so far is 971.1

Edit: Score! I just got 1037.2
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post #8 of 29
12/29/04 at 9:21pm
Aw yeah!

1107.6

Fuck, I've been playing this for close to half an hour.
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post #9 of 29
12/29/04 at 9:23pm
1109.3
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post #10 of 29
12/30/04 at 9:56am
A better variation on the same theme...using internal organs, blood bags and surgery instead of penguins.

http://www.kuepper.internet-client.com/barney_dirk/
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post #11 of 29
12/30/04 at 10:47am
1000.2, but I had to stop.

The surgeon version wouldn't work for me. I'll have to try it later from my home system.
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post #12 of 29
12/30/04 at 12:33pm
234.78 flinging guts around the room. The blood bags ran out at around 200 meters.
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post #13 of 29
12/30/04 at 1:37pm
275 meters just now.

Fun game.
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post #14 of 29
12/30/04 at 7:05pm
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The spleen goes farther because there are more bags of blood lying around, but I'm partial to smashing penguins. There's something more perverse about that.
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post #15 of 29
12/30/04 at 9:53pm
my buddy here at work got 1175.4!

hit five mines in a row at the lowest trajectory.
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post #16 of 29
12/30/04 at 10:57pm
1135. Eat it penguin!
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post #17 of 29
1/4/05 at 10:09pm
I don't know what it is about my buddy here at work.

I got 4 people here playing this damn game, and he beat his own record.

1189.1

Unfuckedwith photo:

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post #18 of 29
1/5/05 at 2:14pm
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My high score is 619.2.

I apparently have two modes of penguin smashing and they both involve trying to navigate over that stinkin' claw rock:

1) I hit the penguin high enough to go over the claw rock, but I can't get the distance.

2) I hit hit it low enough to go the distance, but it is a crap shoot whether I'll make it over the claw rock.

Also, I seem to be hitting the penguin at the same speed every time. Is there a way to affect how hard or fast you hit the penguin?
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post #19 of 29
1/5/05 at 2:32pm
Diva wait untill the penguin is level with the big spike on the left of the club and then hit it.
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post #20 of 29
1/5/05 at 3:16pm
And the mines change every time.
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post #21 of 29
1/11/05 at 5:57pm
1059.3 is my highest. Seriously fun, stress-relieving game.
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post #22 of 29
1/11/05 at 6:25pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian Ross
Diva wait untill the penguin is level with the big spike on the left of the club and then hit it.
All the spikes are to the left of the club. Do you mean the largest spike or the farthest spike to the left?

And my new record (which still doesn't reach any of you guys') is 645.7.

*Edit: Ohh, do you mean the spike on the club? I'll try that.

It got me 700.6. My aim is steadily improving.
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post #23 of 29
1/11/05 at 6:37pm
Yeah on the club.
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post #24 of 29
1/11/05 at 6:45pm
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Ugh, trying to hit it at that exact spot is infuriating. However, my new record is 739.4.

I still don't see how you all are hetting over 1000.

*Edit: 987.7! Yeah, baby!!!!

892.5... so at leats I'm consistently hitting over 700 now. I'll have to stop now but 1000 will be mine!
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post #25 of 29
1/11/05 at 7:48pm
Got 1148.
How the fuck did some guy get 1978?
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post #26 of 29
2/25/06 at 2:27pm
1216
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post #27 of 29
2/25/06 at 9:25pm
I haven't yet broken 1000. 976 is the best I've gotten so far. I have been unlucky with the mines and although I know it's not the object of the game, but I find smashing the penguins on the jagged rocks to be quite pleasing.
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post #28 of 29
2/26/06 at 1:35am
916 on the third try. Wish I could try that other one, though.
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post #29 of 29
2/26/06 at 2:09am
Here's one for Witness fans.

http://www.idleworm.com/gms/witls.shtml
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