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post #1 of 59
4/13/00 at 12:05pm
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So he's a dirty old prick, I love him. Maybe you should too!

We need dirty old pricks.
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post #2 of 59
4/13/00 at 12:12pm
I want an Uncle Mitch T-shirt!
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post #3 of 59
4/13/00 at 12:23pm
Thread Starter 
Don't tempt me.
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post #4 of 59
4/13/00 at 12:26pm
Imagine that design! Large Oak Tree on the back complete with bird's nest hole -- on the front, huge, protruding, bulbous Uncle Mitch part! Wow! How much conversation would this shirt begin?
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post #5 of 59
4/13/00 at 1:37pm
I know who Uncle Mitch is!!! But I'm not telling you guys.
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post #6 of 59
4/13/00 at 2:08pm
So do I. Uncle Mitch is an undead he-whore.
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post #7 of 59
4/13/00 at 2:18pm
Who am I?
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post #8 of 59
4/13/00 at 2:28pm
Mitch Gaylord-GYMKATA!
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post #9 of 59
4/13/00 at 4:44pm
Hey can I join the fan club? I already killed 6 innocent people for the sacrifices.
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post #10 of 59
4/10/01 at 8:33pm
So I was feeling bored and decided to surf through old threads. This seemed like one to resurrect.

Where's the love for Uncle Mitch?

[This message has been edited by Diva (edited 04-10-2001).]
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post #11 of 59
4/10/01 at 8:47pm
Mitch is an incontinent bore.
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post #12 of 59
4/10/01 at 9:03pm
I've been trying to get Uncle Mitch in the sack for quite some time. He's a wiley old bastard, and like most of my attempts, I've been unsuccessful with luring him into my web of love.
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post #13 of 59
4/10/01 at 9:36pm
Daniel's web of love has peanut butter in it.

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If you want blood...You got it
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post #14 of 59
4/10/01 at 9:53pm
Suck You.


MITCH FOREVER!

[This message has been edited by Uncle Mitch (edited 04-10-2001).]
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post #15 of 59
4/10/01 at 10:16pm
I retract that ... I meant "incontinent boar".
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post #16 of 59
4/10/01 at 11:41pm
I came to late to find out who Uncle Mitch was....

He sounds like such a cute little feller'

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"Hold onta' ya' butts!'
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post #17 of 59
4/11/01 at 3:35am
Young Nick Nunziata says,"We need dirty old pricks."

You rang?


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post #18 of 59
4/12/01 at 12:08pm
There's no need for competition. There's plenty of room on these boards for more than one dirty old prick.
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post #19 of 59
4/13/01 at 5:49pm
I've got something you can bless, sweetpea.
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post #20 of 59
4/17/01 at 6:05pm
Now THATS what I'm talkin' about!
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post #21 of 59
4/17/01 at 10:45pm
She's DIRTY! I LIKE her!

I mean, I like girlcreeture more, but...

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If you want blood...You got it
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post #22 of 59
4/18/01 at 6:04pm
Damn woman, you good.
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post #23 of 59
4/19/01 at 2:49am
Yeah, no kidding Mitch.

Um, so hi, I'm Daniel. The resident skinny and perpetual single guy.
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post #24 of 59
4/19/01 at 4:08am
Blimey, Cockey Girl is a girl after me own heart. I am starting to like you. You have no idea what that can mean.

Tell us how you feel about brilliant, rich, devestatingly good looking,dirty old men, please!

Okay, that's good, now how do feel about me?

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http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?
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post #25 of 59
4/19/01 at 4:33am
Hey CC? Are you really a Cockney? Or does the word have some odd American definition I don't know about?
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post #26 of 59
4/19/01 at 5:00pm
Sorry, I'm not very witty. Just single and desperate. But my existance has been acknowledged so that's a plus!

Welcome to the boards chick!
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post #27 of 59
4/19/01 at 5:22pm
Slow down there, missy. This ain't that kind of message board.
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post #28 of 59
4/19/01 at 10:02pm
I once knew an English woman who spoke like this in our private moments. You aren't her, are you?
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post #29 of 59
4/19/01 at 10:47pm
Yeah ... I'm tired of Uncle Mitch. He never swallows.
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post #30 of 59
4/19/01 at 11:00pm
Welcome fellow female chewer! <waving>

You realize you're gonna be the poster chick for stalkers anonymous now right?

Careful of Blofeld, he's a backdoor kinda man AND he's into Barney, dunno what kind of freakish childhood he had to develop such disturbing fetishes, but beware of purple tail shaped "phalluses" appearing on your doorstep. AND he likes sci fi........

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Well?!? Frikkin touch it already!!!
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post #31 of 59
4/19/01 at 11:02pm
You've had private moments?
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post #32 of 59
4/19/01 at 11:16pm
Some women find that sexy, creetch.
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post #33 of 59
4/19/01 at 11:19pm
Juuuust keep tellin yaself that


------------------------------> You know I love ya right!?

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Well?!? Frikkin touch it already!!!
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post #34 of 59
4/19/01 at 11:21pm
Not so sure. Your private emails aren't mentioning domination anymore...
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post #35 of 59
4/19/01 at 11:25pm
I wanna make a change toward submissive, YOU hold the 2 by four from now on okay?

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Well?!? Frikkin touch it already!!!
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post #36 of 59
4/20/01 at 12:35am
Uh oh! Looks like someone is trying to take over Diva's role on these boards.

Who's the one who resurrected the Uncle Mitch Fan Club? Me. That's right. I have much love for Uncle Mitch and dirty old pricks in general. Let me rephrase. I love pretty much any type of prick.

But no worries, Cockney Chick. I welcome all female chewers (since there's so few of us). There's enough dirty old pricks for us to share.
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post #37 of 59
4/20/01 at 1:29am
Dirty young pricks, too!
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post #38 of 59
4/20/01 at 1:38am
But why dirty? Wouldn't pristine be better?
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post #39 of 59
4/20/01 at 1:57am
Pristine young prick. Yeah, I like the sound of that.
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post #40 of 59
4/20/01 at 7:10am
So how come no-one's called her Timmy yet? I thought that was the standard initiation rite for all those who claim to be female on these boards...
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post #41 of 59
4/20/01 at 9:55am
That's good stuff. The only fault I can find with your story, is you resisting Blofeld's sexual advances. You see, there's not a woman on the planet who can deny "little Hindmarch."

So you were born in 80? Me too..
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post #42 of 59
4/20/01 at 10:17am
Thank you CC, I just fell off my chair laughing and all my workmates now think I'm nuts!!!
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post #43 of 59
4/20/01 at 10:18am
Oh, and I believe the official 'Timmy-ier' is Django, and I wouldn't want to usurp him!
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post #44 of 59
4/20/01 at 1:15pm
Damn. The proof is here. The Cockney Chick is one of us!
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post #45 of 59
4/20/01 at 1:19pm
Actually the Official Timmy Finder General is HAM.

He is the one you want to do the water dunking (for flotation testing) and all that to tell if CC is a Timmy or a bonafide female

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Well?!? Frikkin touch it already!!!
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post #46 of 59
4/20/01 at 4:56pm
Born in the 80's? Damn, isn't that always the way. The older women jilted for the younger ones. Let me remind you that with age comes experience.
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post #47 of 59
4/20/01 at 5:36pm
I'll still drink you like a fine wine, Diva...and the young 'uns too. But you first, for certain...
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post #48 of 59
4/20/01 at 8:22pm
Yes, "Timmy-Radar" and "Edge-Removal" are two features at CHUD that I take complete credit for.

There were very SPECIFIC REASONS the Creetch was thought to be Timmy.

The only other female poster even CLOSE to being suspected of "Timmy" was The Bowler.

All other females are females. Plain as day.

[This message has been edited by Hot Animal Machine (edited 04-20-2001).]
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post #49 of 59
4/20/01 at 8:42pm
Yes, Devin-think I was pissing on Croweeee or someone and just to show that there were "no hard feelings"-I made a smiley face and said something like, "Look-nothing removes the edge from a venomous post like smiley face."

And then it became, "Edge removed for safety," then "blah blah for your protection". What can I say, I'm a trendsetter and a trailblazer.

As for the dunk test-it's no test. I just drown anyone I think might be female. It's just good business...or a pre-emptive strike.
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post #50 of 59
4/20/01 at 8:45pm
Hey Cockney Chick-

I wrote "No hard feelings" in my previous post.

Surely you can take that ball and run with it?
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