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The Lord of the Rings Innuendo Thread

post #1 of 25
1/12/05 at 6:43pm
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Merry - "No, no the big one, big one!"
Merry - "You’re supposed to stick it in the ground!"

Frodo - "Take it Gandalf! Take it!"
Gandalf - "No Frodo no."

Strider - "Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall."

Boromir - "It is a strange fate we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing... such a little thing."

Saruman - "You will taste man flesh!"

And my favourite of this dirty little post:

Aragorn - "Arwen, ride hard. Don’t look back!"
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post #2 of 25
1/12/05 at 7:04pm
Insert your own caption here:

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post #3 of 25
1/12/05 at 9:06pm
"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"
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post #4 of 25
1/12/05 at 10:48pm
"The light sprang up again, and there on the brink of the chasm, at the very Crack of Doom, stood Frodo, black against the glare, tense, erect, but still as if he had been turned to stone."

Lord of the Rings perversion begins and ends with that line.
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post #5 of 25
1/13/05 at 3:10pm
I always found it odd that Sam was always standing behind Frodo.


And there were an awful lot of shots of Frodo looking over his shoulder before invoking the now infamous "Oh, Sam" lines.....


Frodo, the most popular "Bottom" in the shire.
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post #6 of 25
1/13/05 at 3:26pm
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Come on guys, you have to just provide quotes...


Smeagol - "Because it's my birthday and I wants it."

Frodo- "Oh! Ugh! It's sticky! What is it?"

Grimbold - "I bring five hundred men from the Westfold, my Lord."
Gamling - "We have three hundred more from Fenmarch, Theoden King."
Theoden - "Where are the riders from Snowbourne?"
Gamling - "None have come, my Lord."

^well it made me laugh...
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post #7 of 25
1/13/05 at 3:33pm
"Give it to us raw, and wriggling, and keep nasty chips!"

"And they call it a mine! A mine!"

"Let them come!"
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post #8 of 25
1/13/05 at 4:02pm
Boromir: "Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing?"

Gimli: "You'll have to toss me."

Sam: "Give me your hand. Take my hand. Don't you let go. Don't let go... Reach"

and my personal favorite....

Gandalf: "It's the deep breath before the plunge."
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post #9 of 25
1/13/05 at 4:10pm
Isn't there a scene in ROTK where Theoden says to Aragorn that they will "make swords"?
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post #10 of 25
1/13/05 at 4:19pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eye_H8_U
Boromir: "Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing?"
I said that already! I beat you! Haha!

That is all.
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post #11 of 25
1/13/05 at 8:33pm
Sam: I could help a bit! I could carry it for a while....
...carry it for a while... I could carry it... carry it... share the load...the load...


Share the Load...
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post #12 of 25
1/14/05 at 7:59am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by UberNeuman
Sam: I could help a bit! I could carry it for a while....
...carry it for a while... I could carry it... carry it... share the load...the load...

Share the Load...
lol, that is so random...
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post #13 of 25
1/14/05 at 1:22pm
"What is it?! What Do you smell?"

"MAN-FLESH!"
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post #14 of 25
1/14/05 at 6:41pm
You bastards. You've now ruined the movie

And I mean really, "Oh Sam" is as perverse as you can get. Just try saying it various ways.
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post #15 of 25
1/15/05 at 7:54pm
"Ohhhhhhhhhh.... my old ring..." - Bilbo Baggins
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post #16 of 25
1/17/05 at 7:53pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Preacher Powell
"Ohhhhhhhhhh.... my old ring..." - Bilbo Baggins
You win!
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post #17 of 25
8/20/06 at 3:05pm
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Gandalf: "Hold out your hand, Frodo. It's quite cool."
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post #18 of 25
8/20/06 at 3:24pm


This stupid thing has been circling the net for some time now, and it always comes to mind when I watch the film now.
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post #19 of 25
8/20/06 at 4:40pm
"Merry! My dear ass!"

No, really.
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post #20 of 25
8/25/06 at 12:43am
"Stop trying to suck my cock you fucking hobbit!"
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post #21 of 25
8/25/06 at 1:09am
Quote:
Originally Posted by General Zod
"Stop trying to suck my cock you fucking hobbit!"
Very clever, how long did that take to think up?
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post #22 of 25
8/25/06 at 1:15am
During the pillow fight during the ninth ending of Return of the King.

It's a fucking joke, if you had a sense of humor you would get it. Leave the basement once in awhile, get some sunshine, go swimming and actually enjoy life.
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post #23 of 25
8/25/06 at 5:06pm
Actually that line was in one of the new scenes in the extended Return of the King. I remember it. Believe it was Faramir who said it.

I gots your back, Zod. No worries...
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post #24 of 25
8/25/06 at 5:11pm
....Lord of the Rings InYourEndO Thread.....


(boredom made me do it)
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post #25 of 25
8/26/06 at 3:21am
Thanks, Django. That guy is a pussy. I actually like Return of the King.
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