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post #351 of 356
5/24/10 at 4:56pm
I eat at Olive Garden with the same regularity as McDonald's. Which is to say: about once a year when I'm really in a fit of junk craving/self-loathing. And I pretty much just go and eat a bunch of breadsticks after I've been drinking that afternoon (often following a beach outing).

Simply put: what a shithole.
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post #352 of 356
5/24/10 at 5:07pm
I think I've been there... twice maybe? Both times were at the request of friends.

The first time I went was 5 or 6 years ago and it was for the neverending pasta bowl or some such shit, and I remember it being pretty bad.




I fucks with Pizza Hut and their pan style crust from time to time though.
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post #353 of 356
5/24/10 at 5:09pm
Honestly I think what appeals to me about it is the name of the chain. I love olives so an olive garden sounds great. Plus, I also like the idea of being inducted into some chain restaurant mafia just because I happened to eat there. "When you're here, you're family". Instant family, salad, and unlimited breadsticks for 7.99!!
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post #354 of 356
5/24/10 at 5:32pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
I am not gullible.
A manipulative commercial makes you want to eat Olive Garden.
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post #355 of 356
5/24/10 at 6:00pm
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Originally Posted by Cameron Hughes View Post
A manipulative commercial makes you want to eat Olive Garden.
They had me at "free bread sticks".
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post #356 of 356
5/24/10 at 8:27pm
I want to engage in some sexy-hugging right now (thanks Dre... I didn't deserve that).

I've probably been to The Olive Garden... maybe about 3 or 4 times in my life? Not particularly memorable. I'm not all that picky about food, so I have no particular ill-will towards it.

EDIT: I linked that little story to a friend and hers was not a reaction I was expecting.

Quote:
HER: ... Weird.
ME: Not funny?
HER: I guess.s
Kinda sad.
ME: Did you read the whole thing...?
HER: Like the Royale Tennabaums.
Yeah
Darth Vader.
ME: I... didn't expect that reaction...
You're special.
HER: Hahaha
Why?
It's forreals though right?
Kinda demented.
ME: No.
It's not weird at all.
It's basically just the story of the Star Wars trilogy.
But told like an anecdote about a hot sister.
It's not REAL at all, I meant.
ME: I already said you were special.
Though, she did help me finally realize that The Royal Tenenbaums was simply Wes Anderson's remake of the Star Wars trilogy.
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