"Dude! You're totally into Satan!"
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Satan also announced Grimexicux the Venom-Toothed as the new interim ruler of Iraq in a press conference held on the banks of the River Styx later that day.
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| OSLO, Norway - Many Norwegian television viewers were shocked to see U.S. President George W. Bush (news - web sites) and family apparently saluting Satan during the U.S. inauguration. But in reality, it was just a sign of respect for the University of Texas Longhorns, whose fans are known to shout out "Hook 'em, horns!" at athletic events. The president and family were photographed lifting their right hands with their index and pinky fingers raised up, much like a horn. But in much of the world those "horns" are a sign of the devil. In the Nordics, the hand gesture is popular among death metal and black metal groups and fans. "Shock greeting from Bush daughter," a headline in the Norwegian Internet newspaper Nettavisen said late Wednesday above a photograph of Bush's daughter, Jenna, smiling and showing the sign. Bush, a former Texas governor, was simply greeting the Texas Longhorn marching band as it passed during a Washington D.C. parade in the president's honor, explained Verdens Gang, Norway's largest newspaper. Just the same, the Internet was abuzz Thursday with speculation about what the Bushes really mean by the sign. |
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| "I'd really like to thank the Bush administration for all of the support they've given [Hell's minions] so far," said Lucifer, perched on his throne made from the spines of fallen angels. "2004 was an exceptionally productive year for us, and none of it would have been possible without Mr. Bush. We will see to it that his father will see most courteous treatment when he arrives in three years." |
