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post #1 of 8
1/21/05 at 5:22pm
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Sometimes, when you're surfing on forums away from Chud (yes, it happens) you come across some very strange and wonderful thread titles.

This thread will collect them. Forums may stay anonymous and unnamed if you wish, out of embarrassment or laziness. But please dont make the thread titles up, this is the internet, I'm sure there are crazy ones out there anyway. So...

[Female Orgasm...Chic Shoots Everywhere]

[moisty zmeshanke]

[pimp my car with gore]

[Who here is gay, lesbian, oir bisexual?]

[5 THINGS THAT ASIAN PARENTS DO THAT PISSES ME OFF]

[I just wanna FUCK!]

[My mom ruined my chance at being rich.]

[Poll: Which leg is your penis resting upon?]

[Scary doll experience...]

^this one starts with: "There is this freaky looking doll my aunt found while she was cleaning out her room. It plays "I'm a little teapot" when you press its stomach. Now it's playing "I'm a little teapot" whenever it feels like it. It's really starting to scare me. Anyone else have a strange/scary/freaky doll experience?"
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post #2 of 8
1/21/05 at 5:24pm
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pimp my car with gore
I kinda liked their early stuff, but after the '87 tour they went too commercial for my taste.
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post #3 of 8
1/21/05 at 5:28pm
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I was actually expecting an attachment showing a blood-drenched car, but alas it was not to be...
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post #4 of 8
1/23/05 at 1:18pm
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Originally Posted by cognizant
I was actually expecting an attachment showing a blood-drenched car, but alas it was not to be...
...now...the big decision - who to dismember and mount on the car?
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post #5 of 8
1/28/05 at 3:05pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PsYcHwArD101
...now...the big decision - who to dismember and mount on the car?
Robert Zemeckis by the looks of things.


[Used a plastic grocery bag as a condom..trouble!]

^this one began:

"I am very worried over an incident that occurred a few months back. I had sex with a high-risk female. I wrapped a common plastic grocery bag around my dick and had sex for about 3 minutes."
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post #6 of 8
1/28/05 at 3:15pm
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Originally Posted by cognizant
Robert Zemeckis by the looks of things.


[Used a plastic grocery bag as a condom..trouble!]

^this one began:

"I am very worried over an incident that occurred a few months back. I had sex with a high-risk female. I wrapped a common plastic grocery bag around my dick and had sex for about 3 minutes."
This has GOT to be a joke.
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post #7 of 8
1/28/05 at 3:22pm
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Honest to God, I cant even remember where I saw it, but the reply he got was, hmm, scathing?
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post #8 of 8
1/28/05 at 5:45pm
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Originally Posted by cognizant
Honest to God, I cant even remember where I saw it, but the reply he got was, hmm, scathing?
kind of like the scathing rash he's sure to contract.
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