Confession Time

When I watch Fight Club, I recite the movie along with it, much to the discomfort and consternation of anyone else who happens to be watching.

Ditto, I do that with other movies, but Fight Club is the one I have almost memorized.

Hell, I can do that with Star Trek II: TWOK's soundtrack.

Ditto for me and any song off of the Transformers: The Movie soundtrack.

I could probably have done that (and the rest of the movie too) up until about 3 years ago.
As it stands, I can still do about 3/4 the movie.

I still get my Dad's brown fedora out whenever I watch Raiders of the Lost Ark. Which is weird when I have to drive over to their house at 1 am and use my key to get it. Last time he said I should keep it, but no, it isn't mine.

You got the touch, you got the POWAHHHH!!!!!
When all hell's breakin loose you'll be ridin the eye of the storm!!!

I confess I really don't like Models Inc as much as I do Melrose Place...

I watch too much sports TV.

I compose and sing at the TV while watching Amadeus.

I came in my pants when I saw Django posted in this thread.

I knew I tasted the alkaline sting of greatness on the air when I logged on today.

There are certain songs I not only know all the words to, but the various musical cues as well. These include "Theme from Shaft," "Tubthumping," and the broadway version of "Hard Knock Life."

It is very very hard for me not to sing along to show tunes when I'm by myself.

I do that with the Star Wars Trilogy...and Equilibrium

My son already knows the difference between Godzilla, Mothra, and Rodan. I've sentenced the poor kid to geekhood, and he never even got a say in the matter.

I make the sounds of the Tusken Raiders, at the appropriate time, when listening to "Attack of the Sandpeople."

In 11th grade Chemistry, my best friend and I transcripted, along with stick people storyboards, the entirety of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. We wrote Henry Jones lines "like thish."

On the Transformers the movie front Optimus Primes death is still a sombre moment for me.

I've performed dances from "Singing in the Rain" in my living room during the movie.

Don't feel bad, Kitty. I once pulled down a London streetlight during a small rainshower. Who knew those things weren't soundly anchored?

When my daughter was two I accidentally knocked her on the head with the butt of a toy lightsaber while reenacting the Duel Of The Fates. A bump formed and I told my wife she ran into a chair.

During Brody's monologue about Cousin Walter during the dating show in Mallrats, I'll snap when he snaps.

I still get teary eyed when Optimus bites it. Yes, even today.

I get goose bumps during Bill Pullman's speech in ID4. Yes, even today.

And on occasion, I will dance like Napolean Dynamite.

But is it on purpose?

I based most of my personality on a combination of Bill Murray in Ghostbusters and Chandler Bing.

Phonetically transchribing Sean Connery is nothing to be ashthamed of.

Whenever i hear the song "Singing in the Rain" i get the urge to dress up as Malcom McDowell and rape women.Although i´m cured now.

I've written and composed my own Spider-man song.

Confession:

I once humiliated myself in front of Harrison Ford. I was a bartender and he came into our bar. A couple of us were huge SW fans, so we raised our arms over our heads and made Sand People noises. He looked at us from his table and asked the waitress to be moved to a more private area.

Also, one of the bouncers had a Boba Fett watch on and showed it to him as he came in...Ford looked at it then at the bouncer and said" I have no idea what that is".

Though we were in fine form that evening, he was a tad grumpy and didn't seem to enjoy our company. Go figure.

I can write in Dwarvish.

I talk like Dustin Hoffman for days after watching The Graduate.

Me too!!!

I used to be able to do an uncanny Eric Cartman impression, and Dr. Evil and Austin Powers too. I'm out of practice now and I'll mess up the lines anyway. I have to reeducate myslef and watch all that stuff again.

I used to be able to recite pretty much all of Toy Story. I fell in love with that movie back in the day. It used to annoy my girlfriend. I still say lines in various flicks before they're said by the actual character, and yes, it still annoys her.

When i was a kid i heard of the film Kiss of the Spiderwoman and i instantly thought it was about the Spider-woman comic character.
*blushes*

I like to pretend I'm some sort of Patrick/Sean Bateman character when I'm buzzed and bored at a bar or party. I go so far as to not only speak and act as one of them would, but I try to think like they do and make up my own monologue in my head as though I'm in a Bret Easton Ellis book or film.

I played the Sin City trailer the other day at least three times in a row so I could think about it and have the song stuck in my head while I was at work.

Everytime someone mentions Resevoir Dogs, I have to do my Mr. Orange bleeding to death in the back of the car/ Mr. White driving scene impression.

Many parts of the Matrix films give me goosebumps (to this day) and I often try to imitate Neo's movements with the pole from the Burly Brawl sequence while at work or at home alone.

The Rules of Attraction and Army of Darkness are my favorite films to watch while waking up with a nasty hangover and feeling like doing nothing at all.

Alot of parts in movies get me teary eyed, parts which seem to get to no one else but me. Example: Neo's 'determination' and the musical cue when he tears the pole from the ground in the Burly Brawl sequence.

I'm addicted to the Akira soundtrack and like to pretend I'm performing it live in front of an impressed sold out crowd in a small hip bar.

I guess I'm a pretty big geek at times.

I have to admit to geeking out when Lois Lane turned up in Smallville this week (just started in the uk), that and the bit where Clark Flew.

I have to admit to throwing up when my friends made me sit and watch a couple Smallville episodes with them.

Garbage. Not to derail the thread, but I don't understand why people love this show. It's pure fucking shit wrapped in pretty tin foil.

I geek out to the images and scenes in the Smallville opening credits.

I have the CTU ring tone on my phone, and when I use it I answer the phone "This is Agent Bauer."

I did 5 college reports (3 English Literature Comparisons, 1 Linguistics and 1 Educational Presentation) about the Star Wars films. ( I compared Jane Austen's Emma and the code of ethics displayed by two of the characters, once of which is named Knightley which I inspired the Star Wars geek in me to even start down the road, to that of the ethics in the Jedi and Sith Codes. My linguistics paper was on Yoda Talk and the purpose behind it. I got A's on the papers.)

For one of said projects, I made lightsabers out of the plastic hilts you buy at Toys R Us, multicolored electrical tape, stickball bats and lots of glue.

I once changed my seat in a college class because the guy next to me was a Boston Red Soxs fan. ( I am a Yankee fan).

My favorite color is green and because of it, I have a natural weakness is the color yellow.

For a couple of days after watching the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, I often change my speech to mirror the proper English spoken in Middle Earth.

If anyone calls me on my phone on Mondays at 9pm (24) or Fridays from 7pm onwards (Andromeda, SG1, Atlantis and now Battlestar Galactica), not only do I not answer the phone but I call them back at 3 in the morning just to drive home the point.

I walk around with a deck of cards and play poker with myself just so I can see the odds of making hands.

I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

I would KILL for George Lucas if ever the situation arised. Same goes for Harrison Ford, Liv Tyler, Charisma Carpenter and Tina Majorino.

When I am with friends of mine, I try to throw in the lines "Wait, I smell orc blood on the wind", "Impressive, but you are not a Jedi yet" and "WE HAVE NO TIME!!! TELL ME NOW!!!" whenever I can.

More to come....

and your daughter didn't rat you out? wow.

I despise Joss Whedon. Not because I don't "get it". I get it just fine, and it's not funny, or well-written, or subtle, or refined, or sophisticated, or even marginally good at all. It's shit. Buffy, Firefly, Angel, anything connected to the Whedon. I hate it all.

That's not a confession. You just have a chip on your shoulder.

i left my RE4 gaming running overnight last nigt because i was stuck at a boss i couldn't beat and didn't want to have to redo the entire map over. i beat him this morning but i would have left it running until i beat him.

I once broke my thumb renacting the fight in Raiders of the Lost Ark between the muscle bound Nazi and Indy with my brother.

In a debate on J.R.R. Tolkien, I was so upset with someone's claims that Hobbits were nothing but children that half way through their point I stood and screamed random elvish words while swinging my pencil around in the air and calling it "Narsil".

While I was watching Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet and it got to the Yorick scene, I began reciting it. Only instead of a skull I had a Vader mask handy. Much to my embarassment several of my friends caught me half way through.

Fine. I confess to venting inappropriately in this thread.

My college roommate and I once reenacted the entire Obi-wan/Darth Maul fight using umbrellas. The skit began with Obi-wan's NOOOOOOO!!!!! following Qui-gon's impalement and went on from there, ranging all over the house. We even sang the music, and I broke a lamp when I did an Obi spin move.

I have completely corrupted my 7-year-old baby sister. Her favorite movie of all time is Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (g-dude got her the poster for her birthday, and it hangs over the head over her bed). When she's introduced to new people, she regularly asks, "Are you a god?" and then laughs her little head off when they don't get it. I got my dad Jaws on DVD for Father's Day last year, and when they watched it, she genuinely enjoyed the story. She pays attention to movie commercials. Over the break, she asked me to take her to see a movie, and I asked her what she wanted to see, and she told me, "Anything but Fat Albert, because Fat Albert looks really dumb."

Agent Danger, I wouldn't say "corrupted" as much as I would say "educated".

The other day I was at my girlfriend's house and her son had gotten a lightsabre for Christmas, and it was on the back porch. I admit to picking it up, swinging it around and making sounds while doing it. I was alone at the time I should point out.

I once made ID cards for my for my own Goonies club of friends, and even drew up blue prints for a club house.

I stole $119 dollars from my dad's wallet one time in 2nd grade because a friend of mine had a bunch of ninja stars and I wanted some to. I took the money to school and tried to impress the girls in my classroom by giving them $20. They refused the money and told the teacher on me. The teacher called my dad and my dad took off work to come get me from school, drove me to the house, spanked me and drove me back. I missed a puppet show and lunch because of it.

When I was a teen, I used to beat-off to Denise Austin's morning workout. Every morning.

I've read the Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood. And I liked it.

I once got a misaddressed piece of mail delivered to me from the Commission for the Blind. It was a talking watch. Rather than send it back, I kept it. When I couldn't figure out how to make it stop talking, I threw it in a lake.

The first DVD I bought was Army of Darkness...

I used E-bay to buy these videos (in this order): The Thing, Prince of Darkness, The Fog, BIMBO MOVIE BASH (a must own for any B-movie fan), and Rawhead Rex...

I almost killed a friend in gradeschool when I put him in a sleeper hold. I knocked him out, and then dropped him on his head, giving him a concussion and a cracked vertebrae. Go Brutus the Barber Beefcake!

I own Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, The Dragonlance Chronicles, and Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series in their entirety...and they're all autographed/signed...

I own 15 different stuffed Stitch's (gifts from my fiance)...

I have been mistaken for Peter from the Family Guy (weird, I know)...

I have never been beaten in 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon...

I would pay to see that! Not very much, but I would pay none the less!

And I have also done a linguistics paper on Yoda-speak.