Confession Time - Page 2

My dad took me to see "Karate Kid 2" when I was 8. I was really fired up, as "Karate Kid" was my favorite movie at the time. But when the young punks in Okinawa started beating up Mr. Miyagi and Daniel-san with those big sticks, I got so upset that I started crying. It got so bad my old man had to take me out of the theatre until I calmed down. To this day I still can't belive this happened.

Now to the club, I am a part of.

Happy, I feel inside.

I own two different copies of JAWS 3-D and the soundtrack on vinyl.

That's the funniest thing I've read all week.

THAT'S the funniest thing I've heard all day. What kind of people are you hanging around when they actually mistake you for a cartoon character?

I saw "Batman Forever" 10 times in the theater. Two of those times were when I was on a student ambassador program in New Zealand.

In 1997, I wrote a 125-page Batman fan script with Azrael and King Tut as the villains.

In 1998, I started writing my own unsolicited draft of "Superman Lives." When I got to page 160 with no end in sight, I abandoned the project.

The "Daredevil" soundtrack got heavy rotation on the CD player in my car back in 2003.

I briefly fantasized about zaftig comedianne Alex Borstein after I saw "Catwoman." When I found out she was married, I was genuinely crushed.

My first student film starred me as Superman and my friend Derrick as Blade. I shot it on SVHS, and the production values were somehow vastly superior to anything else I did in film school.

I cried after I saw the series finale of "MacGyver."

I own Britney Spears' first three albums. In college, I used to listen to them at full volume on my discman while dancing around my dorm room.

I've never smoked pot, nor done any other illegal drugs for that matter.

I did, however, have a drinking problem in film school and more than once resorted to rolling pennies from the coin tray in my car, so I could have enough money for a twelve pack of Natty Lite.

My freshman year of college, I shat my pants about 2 minutes before I had to go on-stage during a play. I was severely ill with the stomach flu.

Although we'd been broken up for 5 years, I was on the verge of tears the day my high school sweetheart got married. I now refer to July 5th, 2002 as "Black Friday."

I worked at Walt Disney World in 2000 as a costumed character performer. I was Goofy, Tigger and Woody from "Toy Story" at the Disney-MGM Studios.

I've never been to Canada or Mexico, but I've lived for several years in both Washington state and California.

AAAAHHH. This thread is burning my eyes.

I'VE read A Walk To Remember. Cried like a little baby.

Me neither!

I cried in the theater when the giant ant was killed by the scorpion in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

I yelled "Damn! Damn! Damn!" in the theater whilst watching Back to the Future shortly after Doc Brown says, "Damn, where's that kid!"

Thanks to TBS re-runs, and a sickness that kept me in bed, I watched the first three seasons of Dawson's Creek one summer. And liked it.

Wow, I feel like a great load has been lifted off of me, and at the same time, I feel wholly pathetic.

Well, I've never been to Spain, but I kinda like the music.

Charles, that is the worst thing I have heard all day. No excuse for that one. Oh, and I, umm....bought AVP on DVD.

I confess that I once loved a girl enough that I sold my limited edition life-size Yoda replica for her (well not just for her, but she was part of the reason).

That chick is my new hero.

I have Super Mario Brothers the movie on DVD.
I also own 6 X-men Evolution dvds.

I almost cried during Michelle Williams' character's video speech during the final episode of Dawson's Creek.

I saw Queen Of The Damned in the theater twice. I paid full price both times. The second time, I brought friends because I recommended it so much that they just had to see it. Shit, they were pissed. I also bought the soundtrack and the score, as well as the DVD, and a poster. I have since seen the error of my ways, and threw all of the above items out.

My favorite Jack Black movie is 'Airborne.'

When I was in elementary school (mid-80's), I never combed my hair, and I always wore turquoise corduroy pants. ALWAYS. I stopped wearing them when I shat them once on my way home from school.

It took me about 20 minutes to type this out, because I started laughing hysterically whilst typing out that last bit.

My girlfriend and I had sex during "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie".

Of course, no one else was in the theater. Although I've always suspected that she was a little disappointed in that.

I paid full price on opening night to see Eyes Wide Shut and decided that Nicole Kidman is NOT hot.

I think message boards are gay...and yet here I am.

Napoleon Dynamite is highly overrated but I own it anyway.

I gave an awesome handjob (the guy lost his grip on his popcorn) in the theater during Catwoman. Does anyone really blame me for it?

Did she have beer-flavoured nipples?

I have a Star Wars Collection, of about fifty figures or so on a shelf in my room.

I painted a four-foot tall portrait of Gandalf the Gray and it hangs in my room, but only because the buyer bailed on me at the last minute and I didn't want to subject my roommate to the sight of it.

When I am depressed, I watch Audrey Hepburn movies.

I think Roger Moore is my favorite James Bond, although I've only liked one of his films.

I drink Dr. Pepper because I like it, but also because Spider-Man drinks it too.

I have a "favorite" drinking glass, which has a picture of Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan Kenobi on it.

When I broke up with my (Ex) Girlfriend, I went over to return her belongings, and she gave me back my CDs, books, and a ring I bought for her, but I mostly wanted back a Batman action figure she kept on her window sill, and I had to specifically ask for it.

I then went home and cried like a little baby.

I am an official Ghostbuster. I have a certificate that says so from a book I've had since kindergarten.

My brother and I still think a lamp ate our TIE Fighter pilot action figure. It had a cage you could open in it for a small light bulb, which was the "prison". We put him in there, and when we were done playing he wasn't there anymore. We never saw him again.

I paid $500 to have my goalie helmet professionally painted and have Boba Fett on one side of it.

Lamp heat + Kenner plastic = no TIE fighter pilot.

Yeah, but a)there was nothing there, no smoldering remnant and b)the light bulb wouldn't have been powerful enough to do that anyway, it was a really small bulb.

Now, there was a time when my family came home from being out and smelled something like a fire but it ended up being my He-Man toy that I left on top of the light bulb. One of the ones where you have to hold them up to the light to get them to glow in the dark. Guess I forgot about him.

In third grade, I flashed a girl who was curious as to "what it looked like." It was also my first year in a Catholic school, much was learned from this incident. Although I was lucky in that the Father in charge of my school was never informed. The dude was an old-school Catholic priest, which was very frightening to an impressionable young lad.

I once taught a toddler I was babysitting to play fetch. It kept me amused for hours.

I once masturbated while watching King Ralph just to see if I could finish.

BigLarz:1; John Goodman: 0.

At least someone had a good time while watching Catwoman.

At least someone had a good time while watching King Ralph.

At least someone had a good time while watching...wait, I had a good time during that too. Not that good, though...

When I lived in Italy and was sent to the church for schooling, the nuns would rap my knuckles with rulers if I gave my answers in Italian, hence 'beating' the italian language out of me. Thanks to them, I love bondage. And nuns are fucking sexy bitches.

At least italian ones, that is.

When ever I watch the Star Trek Generations (or catch it on TV) I always say....

"Captain on the Bridge" as Kirk gets shot at by Soran and when the bridge falls I say "Bridge on the Captain" and then snigger...




God I'm sad!

[edit] Actually watching Star Trek Generations more than once might also count as a confession in itself [/edit]

I own a life size Yoda replica and can't imagine ever selling it. Not even for her beer flavored nipples.

I cried in the Rugrats' movie when Tommy is in the closet holding his mom's slipper.

I am extremely attracted to Janeane Garofalo, Tina Fey, and Sarah Silverman.

I cry during the movie Kiss of the Spider Woman. I cry when I listen to the Broadway Cast Recording with Chita Rivera and Brent Carver.

I am majoring in Musical Theatre. And I'm straight.

I listen to Justin Timberlake's solo album before every date I go on; or any other time I want to feel sexy. And I'm straight.

When I was in elementary school I accidentally hit myself in the back of the head with an axe while swinging it around.

The 13th Warrior is one of my most favorite movies of all time.

During recess in 2nd grade I sneezed out a 3-foot-long booger that was hanging out of my nose in front of everyone, and unsure of what to do with it I ate it.

On an average night I fall asleep between 5AM and 7AM.

When walking down the street, I try to avoid stepping on cracks.

I also try to maintain the same number of footsteps per peice of sidewalk.

I once sent a girl a Robert Frost poem, and claimed it was mine. I never told her the truth. She still believes me to this day, and thinks I'm a really good poet.

I don't believe that Mr_Cellophane is straight.

In elementary school, I never ate school lunch. One time in first grade, I forgot my packed lunch so they tried to make me eat school lunch, but instead I went to the office and cried until they sent for my mom.

I can't have a conversations without slipping in some kind of movie quote. And most of the time it's from Ghostbusters.

Whenever I'm in a resturant, my ears will perk up and I'll start searching the place when I hear someone starting a game of Pac-Man. Danger does it too.

Despite our age difference, I think g-dude and I could be good friends if we knew each other based just on our love of the 80's.

I once carried a photograph in my wallet of Diane Franklin, who played Monique in Better Off Dead and told people I knew her. I was 12.

I am a John Hughes whore and will stop what I'm doing if The Breakfast Club is on television.

I once dared a retarded boy that went to day care with me to stick his dick through the fence and wave it at cars as they went by. His sister beat me up for it and then I felt bad later. Both for teasing a retarded boy and for getting the shit kicked out of me by a girl younger than I was.

I had no less than 4 over-sized purple sweaters and I would wear them way to much. Even in the summer I would wear them, tied over my shoulders. A fashion template I was not.

The other stuff is okay, but you will surely go to hell for this one.

To this day I am still trying to figure out the joke Judd Nelson is telling in the airduct but never finishes the punchline.

I like flirting with waitresses.

I'm the "bad" influence on my extended Korean family.

When I was a kid, I loved M.A.S.K. toys.

I have a lot of trouble waking up in the morning (and going to bed at a decent hour,) and my boss, thankfully, is symapthetic to that.

I was making out and got a HJ during the Incredibles.

Got Head while watching Hollow Man in Theaters

Glued a sign on a church saying Grabbing young bunz sence 1950 before mass started

I was starting to become too attached to people. Maybe I was trying to make up for years of not becoming attached to anyone/anything.

I'm currently on painkillers from having my wisdom teeth pulled.

My memory is slightly shot right now.

I also have a bad memory, i can´t even remember the Alamo.

I like to make up incendiary statements specifically designed to throw people off balance. AKA "I have a non english speaking nanny, and I can't believe she doesn't steal" is typically met with, "Really? My parents don't speak English. I'll see if she's part of their club."

I have a bad habit of watching sub-par movies simply for the emotional response they spur.

Case in point, that horrid Ya Ya Sisterhood movie was on TBS last night, and I stayed up late to watch it because I knew I needed a good cry.

Momo, I never figured that joke out either. If you ever do, PLEASE let me know.

Ditto. But I also used it as an excuse to drink a wine spritzer!

Not only is this hilarious all by itself, but a coworker just came over to ask me why I was crying, and when I pointed out this post, she gave me the filthiest look...

Wait just a damn minute here. Not only do you take your girlfriend exclusively to the kind of restaurant that has Pac-Man machines, but she doesn't mind, and even digs it?

Nothing personal, you understand, but I'm going to have to kill you and eat your brain to absorb your power.

Not only does she dig them, she actually prefers them. I try to take her out to nice resturants; she suggests we go to a pizza place for Valentine's Day. It's not that she hates nice resturants, but for everyday purposes she loves going someplace casual and cheap.

Just another reason why I love her.

Me too! I had all of the 1st and 2nd generation stuff, and I've recently started collecting them again, but at a price! Very hard to find with all the pieces.

That is just awesome.