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post #1 of 27
1/24/05 at 9:48am
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Something we came up with a while ago that was amusing at the time and i thought some of the Chewers could have fun with.

Take a Harrison Ford film and rename it using other charaters the actor has played, however the part played by Harrison Ford must always be refered to as Han Solo.

for example

WHAT LIES BENEATH - Han Solo tries to kill Catwoman by drowning her

PATRIOT GAMES: - Han Solo hits Borrmier over the head with a boat hook

SIX DAYS SEVEN NIGHTS - Han Solo throws a lesbian off a cliff.
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post #2 of 27
1/24/05 at 9:49am
K19 - Han Solo argues with Qui-Gon Jinn over submarine. No Gungans present.
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post #3 of 27
1/24/05 at 9:53am
CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER - Han Solo teams up with the Green Goblin to defeat drug barons.
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post #4 of 27
1/24/05 at 9:54am
Random Hearts - Han Solo uncovers Pedro Cerrano's crooked dealings, gets jiggy with Fiona.

Sabrina - Han Solo stops Guinevere's love affair with his gay brother, falls in love with her instead.
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post #5 of 27
1/24/05 at 10:00am
AMERICAN GRAFFITI - Han Solo harasses members of Richie Cunningham and Hooper's social group.
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post #6 of 27
1/24/05 at 10:02am
Raiders of the lost ark- Han Solo fights Nazis and a frenchman
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post #7 of 27
1/24/05 at 10:09am
APOCALYPSE NOW - Han Solo helps brief President Bartlet on a mission to stop the psychopathic Jor-El.
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post #8 of 27
1/24/05 at 10:18am
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HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE: Han Solo and the smart kid that wasn't Frodo in the Faculty solves crimes in LA while selling Real Estate.
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post #9 of 27
1/24/05 at 10:31am
THE FUGITIVE - Han Solo hunts G'kar to prove he is innocent of killing his wife.

BLADE RUNNER - Han Solo teams up with Commander Adama to track down rogue artificial life forms.

WORKING GIRL - Han Solo falls for Cherry 2000 while doing business with Lt. Ellen Ripley.
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post #10 of 27
1/24/05 at 10:52am
Frantic - Han Solo wanders around France trying to save Ryan O'Reily's mom.
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post #11 of 27
1/24/05 at 11:12am
Damn you ObiJuan! The Fugitive was my first pick and Blade Runner my backup. All I have left now is Mosquite Coast, which I've never seen.
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post #12 of 27
1/24/05 at 11:12am
Alright, my wife had to get in on the action...

AIR FORCE ONE -- Han Solo tells Sirius Black to get off his plane.

PRESUMED INNOCENT -- Han Solo goes on trial for killing Odysseus' wife Penelope, but Holly McClane really did it.
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post #13 of 27
1/24/05 at 11:44am
MOSQUITO COAST: Han Solo drags Henry Jones, Jr. into the jungle.

Also, I have to do some of these again:

AIR FORCE ONE: Han Solo takes back his plane from Dracula, while Vice President Cruella De Vill maintains support at home.

INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE: Han Solo, James Bond, The Kingpin, and an abortionist search for the Holy Grail.

PATRIOT GAMES: Han Solo goes to work for Darth Vader, then he and Jules open up a can of whup-ass on 006 for blowing up Beth Gallagher and Jane Burnham.

CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER: Han Solo refuses to dance with Garry and blows the whistle on Stuart Smiley's alcoholic father.
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post #14 of 27
1/24/05 at 11:49am
Air Force One- Sid Vicious beats the snot out of Han Solo.
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post #15 of 27
1/24/05 at 12:23pm
Regarding Henry-Han Solo gets brain damage , and his wife Queen Elizabeth struggles to help their relationship.
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post #16 of 27
1/24/05 at 1:25pm
WITNESS--Han Solo bangs an Amish chick.
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post #17 of 27
1/24/05 at 1:36pm
Regarding Henry- The Pest shoots Han Solo. Maybe Han should have shot first.
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post #18 of 27
1/24/05 at 2:23pm
Return of the Jedi - Han Solo loans his ship to Billy Dee Williams while The Joker gets advice from Fozzie Bear and Prince Feisel on how to defeat Mufasa. The Leprechaun and Howard the Duck lend a hand.
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post #19 of 27
1/24/05 at 2:53pm
Raiders of the Lost Ark - Han Solo is stopped from eating bad dates by Gimli.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - Han Solo and James Bond go to a Nazi rally and get their book signed by Admiral Ozzel.

Witness - Han Solo fights Roger Murtaugh in Amish country.

The Fugitive - Han Solo tries to evade Agent K.

Clear and Present Danger - Han Solo takes on the drug cartels with the help of his friend Klaus Daimler.

The Devil's Own - Han Solo discovers that Detective David Mills is an IRA terrorist in hiding.

Blade Runner - Han Solo vs Elle Driver, The Hitcher and some other killer robots.

The Conversation - Han Solo is overheard by Lex Luthor.

The Mosquito Coast - Han Solo takes Henry Jones, Jr and Morgana to build an ice factory in a Central American jungle.

Force 10 from Navarone - Han Solo, Captain Quint, Jaws and Apollo Creed must blow up a damn during WWII.
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post #20 of 27
1/24/05 at 5:37pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seemill
Regarding Henry-Han Solo gets brain damage , and his wife Queen Elizabeth struggles to help their relationship.
This very nearly caused me to do a spit take. Well done, sir.
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post #21 of 27
1/25/05 at 11:43am
The Devil's Own -- Han Solo discovers that Tyler Durden is also an IRA Terrorist.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom -- Han Solo, Data from The Goonies, and Ms. Speilberg search for the stones of an ancient Indian village that were stolen by Dhalism.

The Frisco Kid -- Han Solo befriends Willy Wonka in the old west as Wonka is on his way to San Francisco.

Blade Runner -- Han Solo is a cop who is ordered by the Oil Can Sniper to hunt down and kill a mermaid and Dracula, and at the same time, falls in love with transexual Lois Einhorn.
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post #22 of 27
1/25/05 at 11:59am
Sabrina - Sensible Han Solo and irresponsible Captain Amazing try to get in to the pants of Queen Guinevere
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post #23 of 27
1/25/05 at 12:36pm
Thread Starter 
AIR FORCE ONE: The guy with the spade from Mystery Men and Han Solo are trapped on a plane with Sirius Black while Al From Quantum Leap tries to get Cruella De-vil to take over America
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post #24 of 27
1/25/05 at 12:39pm
AIR FORCE ONE: Jerry Lundegaard goes down with the plane, as Han Solo lives to see another day.
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post #25 of 27
1/25/05 at 1:29pm
Pre Acting Career - Han Solo does home improvement.... Tim Allen not around.
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post #26 of 27
2/16/05 at 7:33pm
Raiders: Han Solo, after defeating Doc Ock and accepting a proposal from Porkins and his associate....Thorn's second aide from the Omen joins forces with Katy to find the the Ark of the Covenant before Ivan Ooze and his Nazi friends Hauptsturmführer Fleischer and President Widmark get to it first.
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post #27 of 27
2/19/05 at 3:10pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by g-dude
WITNESS--Han Solo bangs an Amish chick.
Amish chick who also banged hotshot Naval aviator Pete Mitchell.
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