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HARRY KNOWLES is in the Hospital

post #1 of 62
1/31/05 at 3:52pm
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http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/display.cgi?id=19301

Hoping he will be OK.
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post #2 of 62
1/31/05 at 3:57pm
That's not good. I hope the best for him.

So what exactly happened? His leg just went bad?
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post #3 of 62
1/31/05 at 4:02pm
What in the hell are they doing to that 4 year old kid? He would be in better hands at the Neverland ranch.
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post #4 of 62
1/31/05 at 4:03pm
http://www.ifmagazine.com/images/11/11-104-512-3.jpg


John 8:2-11
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post #5 of 62
1/31/05 at 4:10pm
Get well soon, Harry!

Hey, Don! Do you want to read my "Transformers" fan script?
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post #6 of 62
1/31/05 at 4:12pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark
What in the hell are they doing to that 4 year old kid? He would be in better hands at the Neverland ranch.

Funny, I was thinking the same thing. I was concerned about showing Star Wars to my four year old.
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post #7 of 62
1/31/05 at 4:42pm
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Originally Posted by Don-Murphy
Thank you Froggie for linking to a 5 year old picture of me with two babes on my waterarm at Sundance.
......
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post #8 of 62
1/31/05 at 5:12pm
I hope Harry turns out ok. At least it's not his heart, wich is what I thought when I saw the thread title.

Get fucked, Murphy.
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post #9 of 62
1/31/05 at 5:13pm
I am more worried about the kid then Harry.
BTW Harry, maybe you would not be having problems with your foot if you did not put such strain on it....
Lose some weight, pal.
Hey,if it would have been life threatneing, yeah, I would have felt some sympathy for the guy, but an foot operation....and I was a little offended by Harry's using his poor nephew for pity the same way the Jerry Lewis drags out the kids for his Easter show
BTW Most Charaties have abadoned the pity/guilt approach to fund rasing, but not Jerry..
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post #10 of 62
1/31/05 at 5:15pm
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Originally Posted by Don-Murphy
No that is not what the quote said, Mageboy. Get glasses.
Wow, now I know what kind of wit it takes to produce a Double Dragon movie.
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post #11 of 62
1/31/05 at 5:15pm
Yeah LOL Matchstick can't even quote right!!
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post #12 of 62
1/31/05 at 5:31pm
I am convinced by the size of the font in your signature that your genitalia must be monstrous.
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post #13 of 62
1/31/05 at 5:33pm
Ok, I'm taking dibs now on whether this thread will become a classic. Over/Under?
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post #14 of 62
1/31/05 at 5:33pm
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Originally Posted by devincf
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post #15 of 62
1/31/05 at 5:35pm
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Originally Posted by Don-Murphy
I worry about you if my balls are that much on your mind. Poor lad.
Could I touch them? It has for so long been a dream of mine to fondle the glistening testicles of a virile movie producer that calls people douches over the internet.

I've talked to my psychiatrist about it, and he says it may be some Oedipal thing, but I don't think that's the case.

What do you think, Don?

Can I touch your balls?

P.S. I think you are cute. If you think I am cute too, please check yes.

[ ] Yes [ ] No
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post #16 of 62
1/31/05 at 5:36pm
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Originally Posted by Don-Murphy
Kyle, buddy, snooky- first off the word is "which" and second thank you, I got fucked royally this weekend by a better class of woman than you will see in your life.
How much was she?
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post #17 of 62
1/31/05 at 5:38pm
This is the first time I have encountered Mr. Murphy..and so far I like the guy.
This thread is going to be very entertaining.
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post #18 of 62
1/31/05 at 5:39pm
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...I got fucked royally this weekend by a better class of woman than you will see in your life.
Did she take the credit card, but not show up?

Bitch...
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post #19 of 62
1/31/05 at 5:39pm
His threads are consistantly better than his movies.
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post #20 of 62
1/31/05 at 5:40pm
This is between me and Don's danglies. The rest of you stay out of it.
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post #21 of 62
1/31/05 at 5:43pm
No.

I really want to touch your balls.

Really badly.
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post #22 of 62
1/31/05 at 5:54pm
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Originally Posted by Agent Helix
No.

I really want to touch your balls.

Really badly.
This should quench your thirst. http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html
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post #23 of 62
1/31/05 at 5:54pm
I'm imagining touching your balls, Don.

They're warm, Don.

They're warm!
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post #24 of 62
1/31/05 at 5:56pm
The hospital is a place Harry's going to get increasingly used to unless he makes some changes in his life. His weight might not be the primary cause of this problem, but it certainly doesn't help.

"BoyFoy"?
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post #25 of 62
1/31/05 at 6:03pm
"The hospital is a place Harry's going to get increasingly used to unless he makes some changes in his life. His weight might not be the primary cause of this problem, but it certainly doesn't help.
"
Amen to that......
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post #26 of 62
1/31/05 at 6:04pm
In the spirit of nation-building, I would like to ask my fellow posters and Don Murphy to call a truce.
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post #27 of 62
1/31/05 at 6:16pm
Who the hell is Boy-Foy?
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post #28 of 62
1/31/05 at 6:17pm
Now my feelings are hurt.
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post #29 of 62
1/31/05 at 6:32pm
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Originally Posted by Don-Murphy
Why are you people wishing Knowles well? Do you know him?
Don, it's because Harry seems like a decent guy, and Chewers don't like to see bad things happen to decent guys.

Now...If the thread title was "Don Murphy is in the Hospital," I suspect it would be full of hallelujahs because everyone knows that Don Murphy is not a decent guy, but rather a fuckwit.

Is that why you're mad, Don? Share your feelings.
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post #30 of 62
1/31/05 at 7:07pm
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Originally Posted by Don-Murphy
Brad

Truce about what? I love all the Chuddites equally.

That hurts.

Is the place Harry's in similar to a wellness clinic?
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post #31 of 62
1/31/05 at 9:40pm
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Originally Posted by NadaDevotchka
Agent Helix: Be funnier or post less in this thread, please. Thanks!
By all means, lead by example.
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post #32 of 62
1/31/05 at 9:58pm
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Originally Posted by Don-Murphy
I notice though that, as usual, my main poiint is being ignored.

Why are you people wishing Knowles well? Do you know him?

I really do want to understand.
Fair enough.

Maybe we don't all know him in person, but who says that you have to be fucking someone on a regular basis just to send some goodwill their way? Harry does his part to provide entertainment news to the general public, and although I'm not going to be sending singing telegrams any time soon, I do hope that he recovers from his surgery. Any other questions?
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post #33 of 62
1/31/05 at 10:47pm
Be well, Harry. Hope that hospital room has a DVD player. Nothing sucks more than being laid up on your back and unable to watch anything but The Golden Girls.
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post #34 of 62
1/31/05 at 10:57pm
I really like Harry, and I don't like to see the big guy get hurt, because, shoot, for all his goofy insanity, he has a pure, unfiltered love for all things film that is genuine and sincere. Get well, Headgeek.
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post #35 of 62
1/31/05 at 11:12pm
How long before Uwe Bol shows up?
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post #36 of 62
1/31/05 at 11:17pm
This thread earned me some hate IMs. I've arrived.
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post #37 of 62
1/31/05 at 11:42pm
Get well, King Of Geeks. Your vassals and talkbackers need you!
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post #38 of 62
2/1/05 at 12:10am
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Originally Posted by Agent Helix
This thread earned me some hate IMs. I've arrived.
What's Marphy's IM name?
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post #39 of 62
2/1/05 at 12:13am
Wackeedude is who IMed me.

Dunno who it was. I blocked it after a few IMs. Normally I don't even accept them from people I don't know, but the window popped up while I was working on something else, and so it automatically opened.
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post #40 of 62
2/1/05 at 2:37am
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Originally Posted by Agent Helix
This thread earned me some hate IMs. I've arrived.

Ditto with me.
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post #41 of 62
2/1/05 at 9:21am
Wackeedude?
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post #42 of 62
2/1/05 at 2:18pm
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Originally Posted by Agent Helix
Wackeedude?

Indeed. Gave me a morning update too.
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post #43 of 62
2/1/05 at 5:59pm
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Originally Posted by NadaDevotchka
I hope Harry dies. He's wasted his life and eaten more than his fair share of the world's snack food supply. It's time to pay the piper, Big Daddy. The piper who wields the scythe...
"Why do you hope this? Do you know him? Does he mean more to you than anyone else in that hospital? Or do you think you get geek props by wishing him that."
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post #44 of 62
2/1/05 at 6:01pm
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Originally Posted by NadaDevotchka
I hope Harry dies. He's wasted his life and eaten more than his fair share of the world's snack food supply. It's time to pay the piper, Big Daddy. The piper who wields the scythe...
One warning. That's it. Another one of these type of comments and you are gone.
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post #45 of 62
2/1/05 at 6:28pm
It's good to have a purpose in life. You've certainly chosen yours wisely, Nada.
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post #46 of 62
2/1/05 at 6:31pm
Cling to that.
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post #47 of 62
2/1/05 at 6:39pm
Dude, there is no free speech in here because this is a private site open to the public. Double standard? Probably, but so what?

If I open my house to you and you come in, and then you bash me or my friends, I can kick you out. It doesn't matter that my friends are bashing other people. You have no rights in my house. Simple concept.

This is someone else's house and you are an invitee. If anyone doesn't like it here, they can go somewhere else, and EVEN THEN, it was undoubtedgly worth the price of admission.
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post #48 of 62
2/1/05 at 6:40pm
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Originally Posted by Ockham

If I open my house to you and you come in, and then you bash me or my friends, I can kick you out. It doesn't matter that my friends are bashing other people. You have no rights in my house. Simple concept.
That reminds me, when are you going to invite me over? We can rent LOGAN'S RUN and eat kettle corn.
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post #49 of 62
2/1/05 at 6:44pm
Ha! I love Logan's Run, but I was hoping to watch Forbidden Planet again (love that flick!). If you're bringing Kettle Corn, though, the pick is yours.
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post #50 of 62
2/1/05 at 6:46pm
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Originally Posted by Ockham
Ha! I love Logan's Run, but I was hoping to watch Forbidden Planet again (love that flick!). If you're bringing Kettle Corn, though, the pick is yours.
Okay, how about DARKMAN III instead?
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