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Better Bathroom Reading?

Poll Results: When shitting I like to read:

 
  • 0% (0)
    The Sublime Object of Ideology?
  • 16% (2)
    Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Lacan (But Were Afraid to Ask Hitchcock)?
  • 25% (3)
    Archeology of Knowledge?
  • 58% (7)
    The Rebuplic?
12 Total Votes  
post #1 of 13
2/4/05 at 10:48pm
Thread Starter 
I like all four, but I figure a poll would be best.
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post #2 of 13
2/4/05 at 10:57pm
Is that Ptalo's 'The Rebuplic'?
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post #3 of 13
2/4/05 at 11:05pm
Thread Starter 
God Damn It.
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post #4 of 13
2/4/05 at 11:07pm
That's OK.
I have no idea what the rest of the books are, or what the point of this thread is, but i know the Republic is full of shit, so i guess that makes perfect bathroom reading.
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post #5 of 13
2/4/05 at 11:18pm
Steve Martin's 'Pure Drivel' is an excellent source of healthy bowels. I keep it near my toilet at all times, if you're handy with a razorblade the soft cotton pages can serve as two-ply in a pinch.

Administer once a month for washboard abs. Maybe.
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post #6 of 13
2/5/05 at 2:56am
I've read the large majority of "Star Trek Memories" while squeezing out the shit that makes you feel like you slept for two days.
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post #7 of 13
2/5/05 at 3:54am
I prefer to read the classics when I'm on the toilet. Last week, it was Grendel. This week, I'm finishing up The Good Earth.
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post #8 of 13
2/5/05 at 4:18am
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Originally Posted by NadaDevotchka
When I'm on the toilet I like to read Devin Faraci's whiny monologues about how he wants to be a writer, and maybe is already, but maybe isn't. There's something special and toilet-worthy about reading Proust translated into retard.
Yeah, I'm tired of you. Goodbye to this login, Sluice Hips.
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post #9 of 13
2/5/05 at 4:24am
I believe the words below my name tells all.
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post #10 of 13
2/5/05 at 12:08pm
Calvin & Hobbes is the perfect bathroom reading.
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post #11 of 13
2/5/05 at 1:02pm
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Originally Posted by Trinity'sGusset
Is that Ptalo's 'The Rebuplic'?
Damn it, you beat me too.
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post #12 of 13
2/6/05 at 12:03pm
I'm all about Uncle John's Bathroom Readers. I save serious reading for my special times.

Like when my partner wants me to pay attention to them.
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post #13 of 13
2/6/05 at 4:06pm
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Originally Posted by Trinity'sGusset
That's OK.
I have no idea what the rest of the books are, or what the point of this thread is, but i know the Republic is full of shit, so i guess that makes perfect bathroom reading.
That's not what I learned in my University political science courses at the University of Pheonix!
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