So, I guess I should make a confession.
My brain + TV + too much time = very scary/odd/sick thoughts.
For instance. My top three weirdest random movie/tv thoughts/dreams are....
1. While sitting at home one day I thought "Hmmm...I wonder if Charlie Sheen is washing his car." with a horrible image of Sheen washing his car in his front yard.
2. A strange dream where a camera crew caught up with SCOTT FUCKING BAIO only to discover that he now was a bearded teacher in New England with one of those tweed jackets with the leather patches. Then he died in the classroom for some reason.
3. A tag team wrestling match with 4, yes 4, Lou Ferigno Hulks. Each one had different colored hair. Thats how I could tell them apart.
Yes, Im disturbed.
My brain + TV + too much time = very scary/odd/sick thoughts.
For instance. My top three weirdest random movie/tv thoughts/dreams are....
1. While sitting at home one day I thought "Hmmm...I wonder if Charlie Sheen is washing his car." with a horrible image of Sheen washing his car in his front yard.
2. A strange dream where a camera crew caught up with SCOTT FUCKING BAIO only to discover that he now was a bearded teacher in New England with one of those tweed jackets with the leather patches. Then he died in the classroom for some reason.
3. A tag team wrestling match with 4, yes 4, Lou Ferigno Hulks. Each one had different colored hair. Thats how I could tell them apart.
Yes, Im disturbed.









